Those of us lucky enough to be part of the weirdness that was Armstrongism know the hundreds of failed prophecy predictions that HWA, Meredith, Hoeh, Waterhouse, Blackwell, Flurry, Pack, WeinerDude Weinland, and others have uttered over the decades. (For a list of 209 of those failed prophecies check out the side bar under "Links Worth Visiting".)
The LCG splinter cult (Meredith) is looking towards 2012. Chiropractor Bob continues to point out that it cannot happen until 2014 though. Shame on you Chiropractor Bob for being so rebellious against Lord Meredith's utterances! For shame!
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WeinerDude Weinland predicted the tribulation was started on December 14, 2008. I have his book of comedic errors. For being two years into the tribulation I sure can get into how fun it is!
Geoff Neilson says the tribulation started on March 25 2010. With Jesus returning on September 5, 2013 - all theoretically, of course. That's Armstrongism's catch phrase on every thing they utter.
1260 Day count: Tribulation theoretically startsHWA Day 30514,Endtime Day 3374725 Mar 201010 Nisan 5770
1335 Days end (theoretically)HWA Day 31774Day 35007Feast of Trumpets5 Sep 20131 Tishri 5774Possible time of the blowing of the 7th Trumpet,heralding the arrival of the Messiah.
Now we are blessed with this non-Armstrongite idiot that says the tribulation will start on October 13, 2010....
Hat tip to Scotteriology Blog Dumbpocalypse-now
Don't forget the man with a big listenership across the U.S., who says we actually entered the Great Tribulation in May 1988 -- and it will end with "Judgment Day" next May, followed by the earth ceasing to exist 10/21/11.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.familyradio.com
(This man also expected Jesus to come back in 1994.)