Happy Hallow'en to Spanky, Six-Pack and The Two Witlesses

Soon after WCG sold the Pasadena property 

the new owners did a Halloween "House of Horror's" on the campus.  Little did they know that was the actual state of affairs given the legacy of the church by that time...

So in honor of Hallow'en and the continuing loony tunes in charge of three of the sillier splinter cults we decided to carve some pumpkins.

These pumpkins were carved for Six-Pack McFlurry 

in honor of his arrest for public drunkenness 

and for trying to bribe a Peace Officer with twenty Five dollars 
to let him go

I tried to find a scary picture of Six-Pack 

worshiping the Great Pumpkin, 

but this is just as scary...

These are seductively displayed for 

Spanky Merrydeath.  

Get that Spokesmen Club paddle out!  

Spank me daddy!

These pumpkins were carved after listening to 

The Two Witless Witnesses

preaching  yet another three hour sermon on prophecy 

that has 

FAILED!

Mrs. Weinerdude looks on in horror

(aka WeinerDude - Ronnie Weinland and his Second Witness Wife)

God knows the Horror you have brought to thousands of members lives with your failed prophecies, outright lies, sexual obsessions, and just plain WEIRD ideas make all three of you this years perfect Halloween pupmpkins!  :-)

HAPPY 

HALLOW'EN!!!!