Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
Have you ever noticed how so many religious folk can make fun of their beliefs and have a good time, yet those entrenched in Armstrongism are such serious sourpusses? Armstrongites take themselves far too seriously. It's as if they think they have some relevant message to get across and a little levity along the way would allow Satan to take over their minds.
Now explain how the Pharaoh survived as the firstborn (and no fair looking in the Compendium of World History [which is nothing more than a comic book without cartoons, anyway]).
Well, not you, but some Armstrongist apologist will just have to. How can they resist? Resistance if futile!
Might as well have a good laugh once in awhile! There's an awful lot of good comedy going to waste where the Bible is concerned, but it could be kind of hazardous to a comics career.
Religious people tend to have very little sense of humor -- especially if they're Muslim -- but applies to fundamentalist Christians and COGers too.
Have you ever noticed how so many religious folk can make fun of their beliefs and have a good time, yet those entrenched in Armstrongism are such serious sourpusses? Armstrongites take themselves far too seriously. It's as if they think they have some relevant message to get across and a little levity along the way would allow Satan to take over their minds.
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNow explain how the Pharaoh survived as the firstborn (and no fair looking in the Compendium of World History [which is nothing more than a comic book without cartoons, anyway]).
Well, not you, but some Armstrongist apologist will just have to. How can they resist? Resistance if futile!
Might as well have a good laugh once in awhile! There's an awful lot of good comedy going to waste where the Bible is concerned, but it could be kind of hazardous to a comics career.
ReplyDeleteReligious people tend to have very little sense of humor -- especially if they're Muslim -- but applies to fundamentalist Christians and COGers too.
NO2HWA,
ReplyDeleteYou are really a lying spiritual moron.
If there were a hell, you would burn in it, but you will obtain mercy like the rest of your idiot friends.
Hallelu-Yah!