Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The REAL Cause of GTA's Death Revealed At Last!



I guess all of us dumb fools out here in COGland bought into the story that GTA died from a staph infection as a result of a hospitalization.

Did you know there is another more sinister reason he died?  This COG member on one of the right wing COG Yahoo boards thinks so!  Teddy was killed because of the message he preached!

I have said before that I continue to be amazed at the stupidity that comes out of Armstrongites. Tonight just drives that point home!  What an idiot!

  I agree totally!! My wife has always felt that GTA was actually murdered at that hospital that he was in!! If you recall he was very condemning of the homo lifestyle and could have been murdered by one of them including a possible homo doctor!!

9 comments:

  1. It was a "Staff Infection" for sure

    M.T.Bed

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  2. Here we go again! Idiotic conspiracy theories! Some people just like to feel their lips flapping.

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  3. Yes, it's true. Homosexuals were so outraged at GTA's widespread denunciation of homosexuality (which reached the ears of every American, not to mention the rest of the world) that they convened a secret Homosexual Congress and indicted GTA on the charges of Promulgating Decency and Prevention of Evil. The penalty? Death! A "homo scientist" was dispatched, in the guise of a repairman, to GTA's home and dusted GTA's personal effects with a virulent staph sample. A "homo doctor" was ordered to kill GTA once he entered the hospital.

    Paul Ray

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  4. Man, their trip to la-la land never ends!

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  5. I have it on good authority that it was Col. Mustard, in the Library, using a Pipe Wrench.

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  6. Are you sure that wasn't a 'wench' instead of a wrench?

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  7. Yet another example of some of the seriously off balance people who were attracted to Armstrongism, or an example of off balance behavior which Armstrongism caused after years of attendance.

    Sick!

    BB

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  8. It was The Rev. Mr. Green, hired by the Tkach family, using Mrs. White's vagina, that was infected with the staph bacteria that killed GTA!

    Soon the Tkach's will move on both his former organizations to create a world government run by the Russian mafia for the purpose of enslaving all of humanity!

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  9. My theory is that the Angel of the Lord struck him down (before the Feast of Trumpets, showing that he was not to enter into the Kingdom of God).

    There.

    Can I get my prize now for the MOST nutty entry? At least honorable mention!?!

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