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Monday, September 5, 2011

Jesus Is Back!

Here is PROOF!  Flurry was right after all!  Or maybe it was Meredith.  Or was it Pack?  Or maybe it was Weiner Dude Weinland.  There are so many "One and Only's" out here in COGland it is hard to keep track of them all.

Maybe he is really ticked at the COG's and is back to REALLY straighten them out!  Maybe someone can tell him he that he is on the wrong mountain...............



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An eerie figure appears to stand on a cloud high in the mountains, arms outstretched, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Jesus. To complete the picture, the figure is crowned with a perfect halo of light.

Amateur photographer Luc Perrot was stunned when he saw the apparition 2,000ft up on top of the volcanic Cirque of Mafate peak, on the island of Réunion in the Indian Ocean.


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6 comments:

  1. JamesMonday, September 5, 2011 at 4:40:00 PM PDT

    Yes its Jesus and yes he's back to write for the Painful Truth!

    He was hired a month ago.

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  2. AnonymousMonday, September 5, 2011 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    Meh, I think I would go with a windmill. At least it is not a piece of toast.

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  3. AnonymousMonday, September 5, 2011 at 7:42:00 PM PDT

    Yes, I can confirm what James has said... he's back to write for the Painful Truth. He's also been contributing to www.dnarefutesbi.com behind the scenes.

    Heck of a writer. Who'da thunk.

    Actually, it's more like "inspiration".

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  4. Profit AbleMonday, September 5, 2011 at 8:13:00 PM PDT

    The Messiah, not that "jesus" character, has been here on earth and living through his people for centuries through his spirit, just as he said in the evangel accounts.

    That phony 'Jesus' portrayed and followed by churchianity is disobedient, unkempt, effeminate, and a liar. He is the probably the most photoshopped apparition on the planet.

    You will probably see this imposter coming in the clouds to bring all the muslims, jews, and christians together if things keep progressing rapidly.

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, September 6, 2011 at 6:25:00 AM PDT

    Jesus just gave me some very very very good advice to me this morning, which would be a very bad thing to ignore: "Let him who thinks he stands, take heed lest he fall".

    It is also good to include subtext to acknowledge that the good stuff is inspired by God the Father.

    If you don't believe the advice, take heed and just look at the UCG. That should give you pause....

    Oh, and since I gave United the Corporate process they used (regret it I do -- they took the condensed form without consulting anyone on how it should be used) and since the CoGWA has picked it up and carried it along, you all should remember that taking the worst of the Corporate Model and implementing it badly, will result in the rewards of the Corporation. As an authority on the subject, I can guarantee you that you will not like the results, the fruit of which are now rotting as we speak. They are not spiritual at all... well, not the Fruit of the Spirit. The works of the flesh, they are.

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  6. NormTuesday, September 6, 2011 at 7:32:00 AM PDT

    I clicked to embiggen.

    Then I knew it MUST be Jesus, because of that glorious YAH-sized red Hula Hoop he's playing with.

    It's certainly no coincidence that Hula Hoops started at the time when God gave mankind the Bible.

    This gives insight into the type of Godly exercise we will have in the Kingdom.

    Perhaps, in the Kingdom, God will have us all hula hooping, while we watch (on big-screens) Tony Little tossed into the Lake of Fire.

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