Here are just a few of the things that occupy the minds of Armstrongites on Yahoo. Nope, there won't be any Jesus stuff with these folks. That's too trite and silly for them. There are more important things to discuss.
Those pesky, conniving Germans are first on the list:
The leading German biometric company has already sold its Fingerprint login system (that does away with passwords) & biometric ID verification tools, to many countries.Since we all have unique fingerprints, if a world dictator took control of their biometric database/s, and computers and bank accounts only opened with an authorized fingerprint, he could theoretically control your internet and banking access.Perhaps in conjunction with eye scanning. And in rural areas maybe just with a physical mark.
Still looking for a Jesus post, but can't find one.Did the Titanic Sink Because of an Optical Illusion? (Smithsonian)
National Back to Church Sunday (The evil Jesuit conspiracy can sure bring in people to church but Armstrongite cults cannot, wonder why?)
South African Rabbi rules Kingklip fish Kosher
Al Gore 2006: "10 Years Left Before Earth Cooks"
Anti-Jew Vatican sect calls Judaism a false religion
Japan invents speech-jamming gun that silences people mid-sentence
Dr Mercola says to not eat pork!
Did Hitler Have a Secret Son?
Greeks queue up to learn German
10 Signs That America Is Decomposing Right In Front Of Our Eyes
Massive Rally of (claimed 50m) Atheists at National Mall 24 March
At least a Bible was mentioned, but still no Jesus posts.Germans want strong leader--democracy at risk
Santorum's comments about Satan & Obama hero's bow to Satan
Stigmatizing Health: The War Against 'Health Nuts'
Some churches, school using new Patois Bible
The Malbim and the USA as Manasseh
Israel looks to Sodomites to improve its image
Iran Bans the Simpsons
Anti-German Mood Heats Up in Greece: Railing against The Fourth Reich
Still looking for a Jesus post...
Still looking...
Still....
Weed through 29,000 some posts and you will be lucky to see Jesus discussed. Maybe 40 times at the most. Plenty of law keeping, conspiracy theories, pretend Jewish activities, and end times malarkey, but still no Jesus.
I think you get the picture.
I have relatives in LCG, UCG and Fred Coulters group. You should hear the things that these people come up with. Even my UCG relatives, who should know better, say some of the dumbest things.
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ReplyDelete"Ok, that's it! That's pushed my last button. I'll be there before Pentecost."
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The anti-jew vatican sect they are talking about is the Most Holy Family Monastery (vaticancatholic.com) These guys are the X-files of the Catholic church. Check them out if you want some entertainment. What cracks me up is that they say there is no salvation outside of the catholic church and pre-Vatican II at that. The catholic church at large is apostate. So these guys are the Pack/Flurry of the catholic church.
ReplyDeleteThe Hitler thing, come on Armstrongites, its not a secret son, its a secret daughter and its none other than chancellor Angela Merkle ! Google it. Supposedly one of Hitler's doctors froze his sperm and then used in-vitro to impregnate Eva Braun's sister.
I'm surprised the Armstrongites missed this one. It would screw up their bromances if the beast turned out to be a woman. But then again they might like that because they hate women anyway. Even the women hate themselves.
If you dumb-dumbs are going to study conspiracies, at least get them right !
Yes, it's a sad state of existence, but these folks are only taking the thought patterns of Herbolatry to (il)logical conclusion. I suspect there will be numerous meltdowns on the horizon as Herb's prophecies continue to fail to materialize.
ReplyDeleteCouple of days ago, there was a post revealing Dave Pack's opinions of those coming from the various ACOG splinter groups. Thing is, he nailed it! Only problem was that he forgot to include his own group in his analysis.
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