In one days entry of apostate Malm's blog these descriptions of Jesus have been broadcast. Only in an Armstrongite mind does anyone believe this crap. No one in Christianity sees Jesus as these morons do:
Jesus Christ is NOT some pansy pushover...
Jesus Christ not as some icky-poo wimp to gush over, but as One, in whose presence a human being cannot live without special protection.
My Christ is a great man who threw the wicked OUT of his Father's house; who destroyed the Egyptian first born and then the army of Egypt in the sea. He is a mighty God and Great King, a jealous husband who wants his bride to be united with him and his Father totally as one; in mind, spirit, attitude and ACTIONS; through a passionate love for God and a true zeal for his commandments.
"... icky-poo wimp."
ReplyDeleteMost days, I don't laugh so hard any other time as I do when I visit this site.
The pause that refreshes...
Every day I wonder if there will be anything to post, and then some COGger will open his mouth and give me loads of fodder to play with. Armstrongism takes itself far too seriously, so much so that one cannot but have fun mocking it.
ReplyDeleteThank God for Malm telling the Truth that's been lost for 2,000 years-
ReplyDeleteThat Jesus is really a redneck!
Here are a few other little known facts about Jesus-
* Jesus still holds a grudge about the Confederacy loosing the Civil War.
* Jesus is a big NASCAR fan, but doesn't like racing on the Sabbath so he makes them crash more often then.
* Jesus only listens to prayers that are in American English.
Norm
Q: What's Jesus' favorite weapon?
ReplyDeleteA: His Colt 45 Peacemaker!
My Jesus has a killer sixpack too. Yankee cans a whoopass, for ya'll unreconstructed behinds, that is! LOL
This is a riot! You guys make my day! How I could have allowed myself to have bought into all this crap is beyond me. Keep yo the good work!
ReplyDeleteWell, that's great!
ReplyDeleteApostle Malm will be married to the muscular fit Jesus Christ as his bride.
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