Bob Thiel, the non-ordained self-appointed false prophet is back today with more tornado prophecies.
Before he gets to his god that is delighting in destroying lives and property, he reveals one astounding FACT about tornadoes that I never knew:
This is what a tornado can do to a house:
Tornadoes can be very destructive.
Are you not as astounded at the magnificent thinking capabilities of our end time prophet as I am? This is astounding news! Who knew! That PhD from the puppy diploma mill is useful after all!
The worlds most educated end time prophet EVER continues on with his angry god:
While humans often seem to think otherwise, God is in charge and controls the weather. Notice the following:
17 He casts out His hail like morsels;
Who can stand before His cold?
18 He sends out His word and melts them;
He causes His wind to blow, and the waters flow. (Psalms 147:17-18)
Fire and hail, snow and clouds; stormy wind, fulfilling His word” (Psalm 148:8 , RAV).
17 I struck you with blight and mildew and hail in all the labors of your hands; yet you did not turn to Me,’ says the Lord. (Haggai 2:17)
3 He sends it forth under the whole heaven, His lightning to the ends of the earth. 4 After it a voice roars; He thunders with His majestic voice, And He does not restrain them when His voice is heard. 5 God thunders marvelously with His voice; He does great things which we cannot comprehend. 6 For He says to the snow, ‘Fall on the earth’; Likewise to the gentle rain and the heavy rain of His strength. 7 He seals the hand of every man, That all men may know His work. 8 The beasts go into dens, And remain in their lairs. 9 From the chamber of the south comes the whirlwind, And cold from the scattering winds of the north. 10 By the breath of God ice is given, And the broad waters are frozen. 11 Also with moisture He saturates the thick clouds; He scatters His bright clouds. 12 And they swirl about, being turned by His guidance, That they may do whatever He commands them On the face of the whole earth. 13 He causes it to come, Whether for correction, Or for His land, Or for mercy. (Job 37:3-13)
Then he delivers another scientific morsel:
And while tornadoes are common in the US Mid-West this time of year, weather-problems are one way that God uses to try to get peoples’ attention to repent (cf. Haggai 2:17). It seems that the severity of destruction from tornadoes has increased in the past few years.
Does not Bob realize that cities expand with new houses, schools and businesses? Tornadoes have always happened in the Midwest. As populations expand they build more and more in "tornado alley." When this happens the chances of a tornado causing more damage increases. You do not need a prophet to tell you that.
Bob though has another reason on why the tornadoes are casing more damage. Jesus is pissed! The end time is here and Jesus is bring sorrow upon the world.
Jesus taught:
7…And there will be famines, pestilences, and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. (Matthew 24:7-8).Surely, many who have experienced weather-related problems this year consider them to be consistent with troubles and sorrows, that Jesus predicted.
8 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be famines and troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)
But the points of many of the weather-related problems is to get people to change before worse disasters befall them.
We seem to be in the time that Jesus referred to as the beginning of sorrows, a time just before the Great Tribulation. A time that will be worse than any on this planet.
God wants people everywhere to repent (Acts 17:30). He uses weather for correction and for His mercy (Job 37:13).
Will you heed the weather warnings?
This is what tornadoes can do to a house.
ReplyDeleteTornadoes can be very destructive.
Where'd you go snuffy?? Snuffy?
Hmm. Snuffy must be in his nest.
Oh well!
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I sent the following to Dr. Bob as well as posting here. I am not giving him a pass on his stupidity just here. I want to be sure he got another perspective personally.
ReplyDeleteI am the "haman who often thought" as I personally challenged him yesterday and this is his response.
Dear Robert,
You once again note:
"While humans often seem to think otherwise, (There are scientific and historical reasons why humans often, these days, think this way Bob, )God is in charge and controls the weather.(Only in the mind of a Bronze Age, superstitious and ignorant human beings) Notice the following:
17 He casts out His hail like morsels;
Who can stand before His cold?
18 He sends out His word and melts them;
He causes His wind to blow, and the waters flow. (Psalms 147:17-18)
Fire and hail, snow and clouds; stormy wind, fulfilling His word” (Psalm 148:8 , RAV).
17 I struck you with blight and mildew and hail in all the labors of your hands; yet you did not turn to Me,’ says the Lord. (Haggai 2:17)......"etc...etc.....
And while tornadoes are common in the US Mid-West this time of year, weather-problems are one way that God uses to try to get peoples’ attention to repent (cf. Haggai 2:17). It seems that the severity of destruction from tornadoes has increased in the past few years.
God wants people everywhere to repent (Acts 17:30). He uses weather for correction and for His mercy (Job 37:13)."
I could easily post on some blog but I wanted to personally make a suggestion to you as you go about your both theological and scientific ignorance during hard times for nice folk.
You really need to think long and hard about how you speak and to whom you attribute these common yet disasterous storms to. We all know if they fell upon your head, you'd blame Satan. When it falls on others, you, the very fake and self appointed, self righeous prophet of sheer ignorance give God the credit as if you knew. I would suggest you learn to keep your mouth shut during such times as these for others. Or better yet, get your sorry ass to Oklahoma if you have so much time to pontificate about things you know little about and actually help another human being. After all, you are a doctor of some sort.
The Karma Fairy generally lives here with me, but I suspect you will be getting a visit from her in time. I'm not giving you a pass on your silly yet terribly ignorant views of science and your Old Testament God who you think somehow became Jesus. You're grasp of the Old Testament and the New is slippery at best.
I'll be posting this on BannedHWA just so all can see it and perhaps also not give you a pass as you sit comfortably in your home passing judgment on the misery of others in an attempt to draw others to you as gifted with special insights. You are not gifted in such things. I suggest it is you who needs to repent and not those who have not dodged the bullet this time they know all their lives is a part of where they live.
Hug you're children Bob. You're not spending the day picking them out of the rubble, bloating and very very dead, in Jesus name I suppose according to you.
Why not give up being a fake OT prophet and try the Sermon on the Mount Jesus for a bit. Creepy for you, I can imagine ,along with those of LCG, Gerald Flurry and of course Dave Pack who you are really not much different from at all. All of you have problems with ego and none seem to be able to be able to work with others preferring rather to have the final say.
Being around any of you guys in the Kingdom of God would give most others cramps and gas...
Warm regards, with highs in the 80's and the chance of thunderstorms at 90%
Dennis Diehl
Mr. Aloysius Snuffleupagus thinks Bob Thiel needs to come out of the closet and propose to The Baron.
ReplyDeleteYes, that's the gospel - "good news" - in a nutshell. The great tribulation slaughters nearly everybody and then Jesus returns and finishes off whoever is left. That is, except for a few special folks who happen to belong to the right cult of Christendom. Then they can reign, with a rod of iron, over all those dead people who are now ashes under the soles of their feet.
ReplyDeleteI reckon they get to reign over each other, 'cause there's no one else left to reign over but themselves. God will have to resurrect some peon subjects, I guess, because according to the Apocalypse of John, everybody gets killed. Maybe it's like the Canaanite people that Joshua kept completely destroying over and over, they just keep coming alive again.
I wonder if it ever crosses Stormgod Baal Thiel as to why his god has to "try to get people to repent," but can only do so in this way in Spring and only in Tornado Alley?
ReplyDeleteDr. Baal Thiel's god seems only capable of using the weather common to an area to do this "trying."
In Juneau I suppose snow god sends polar bears and in the tropics it is the god of high humidity and rain that he tries to use to try and get them to try and repent.
In Hawaii Dr. Baal Thiel's god tries using volcanos and oozy magma flows to try the locals. Maybe he should try polar bears on the Big Island?
Bob isn't just funny anymore.
ReplyDeleteI regret not posting this sooner. I was trying to be nice since I learned he had a mentally-challenged son.
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Corky said:"Maybe it's like the Canaanite people that Joshua kept completely destroying over and over, they just keep coming alive again."
ReplyDeleteHmmm, maybe a new COG doctrinal idea. Zombies. Gotta keep those 'true' christians occupied during the millenium if they won't listen to your 'revealed' teachings from 'God'.
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I've just ended a 7 day fast, asking God to tell me what Bob Thiel needs.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was shims to straighten the book cases but I was wrong. God always knows best!
The answer was provided to me in a vision last night.
BTW, God said this solution also applies to the UCG's cattle rustling problems.