The Plains Truth About
Oklahoma-Tuesday/Wednesday Update
Deity not
giving up. Going to TRY again. So says The NOAA Prophetic Institute
for Trying Harder
URGENT
DAY 2
CONVECTIVE PROPHECY
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
0100 AM CDT MON JUN 03 2013
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
0100 AM CDT MON JUN 03 2013
VALID 041200Z – 051200Z
MULTIPLE, " THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOU", ASSULTS FOR SEVERE TSTM DEVELOPMENT AND I HOPE TO BRING YOU INTO MY CHURCH ARE POSSIBLE ESPECIALLY TUESDAY AFTERNOON/EVENING. WITH A RELATIVELY STEEP ELEVATED MIXED LAYER AND LOW-LEVEL MOISTURE, AND A VERY ANGRY DEITY, HAVING RETURNED INTO THE REGION /SOLID 60S F SURFACE DEWPOINTS/…THE DEITY SHOULD BECOME MODERATELY UNSTABLE BY AFTERNOON…ESPECIALLY ACROSS SOUTHERN KS AND WESTERN/NORTHERN OK AND ADJACENT TX PANHANDLE. ON THE SOUTHWEST FRINGE OF EARLY DAY CLOUD COVER/PRECIPITATION…SEVERE TSTM
DEVELOPMENT MAY OCCUR ALONG THE WSW-ENE ORIENTED FRONTAL ZONE ACROSS
SOUTHERN/EASTERN KS. DEEP CONVECTIVE TRYING DEVELOPING…AT LEAST ON AN
ISOLATED BASIS…WILL BE POSSIBLE BY LATE AFTERNOON NEAR THE SURFACE
TRIPLE POINT ACROSS WEST/NORTHWEST OK OR NEARBY TX PANHANDLE. OTHER
ATTEMPTS TOWARD REPENTANCE ARE LIKELY TO INCREASE ACROSS THE CO/NORTHEAST NM FRONT RANGE AND SPREAD EAST-SOUTHEASTWARD ACROSS THE HIGH PLAINS INTO TUESDAY AFTERNOON.
GIVEN THE EXPECTED MOISTURE/INSTABILITY ACROSS THE REGION…VERTICAL SHEAR AND SEVERE ANGULAR SPINNING BY THE DEITY WILL BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT /40+ KT/ FOR SUPERCELLS/SUSTAINED SEVERE TRYING AND MULTIPLE ATTACKS CAPABLE OF LARGE HAIL…WIND DAMAGE…AND PERHAPS A TORNADO OR TWO. WITH AID OF A NOCTURNALLY STRENGTHENING "I"LL BE BACK IF THIS DOESN"T WORK THIS TIME" . THE DEITY MAY PERSIST/CONSOLIDATE AS HE MOVES GENERALLY EASTWARD IN VICINITY OF THE REPENTANCE ZONE TUESDAY NIGHT.
We made very effort to interview the Deity before He leaves for Oklahoma but a spokesman said there would be no questions taken but suggested we either send for the free booklets, The Four Hosemen of the Puckerlips and If Bronze Age Gods Are Good Enough for the Church, Why Are They Not Good Enough for YOU! , or go to our Deity Tries Again protection centers.
He said no one would call on us...well unless you lived in Oklahoma today and tomorrow.
LOL! Wasn't Noah the first weatherman though? NOAA
ReplyDeleteanother seekeroftruth
The real problem I have with Thiel is this: Weather patterns behave according to natural laws, and there are many natural factors which can cause catastrophic anomalies. It could be argued that even destructive events preserve the balance of our planet. If you credit God with all of the destructive events, and assume that He is punishing someone, or some group, it is very likely that you are falsely accusing God! Even if I aspired to be some sort of prophet (although God seems to always choose the reluctant, and the extremely humble) I would be very, very careful about blaming all of the bad events on God.
ReplyDeleteI would also worry about such a prophet's students! Such teaching can cause one to expect God not to be just, merciful, forgiving, and good, but rather to behave like Satan, or the proverbial leprechaun who plays tricks, or the whimsical nongod Allah of the Koran.
This is yet another example of something I've commented upon many times in the past. Armstrongism provided a false, and very damaging picture of God, one that is extremely pervasive, and difficult to shed.
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Dennis...God will not be mocked...I hope for your own sake that you will back off of this and leave it be.
ReplyDeletethere seems to be an attitude change here....toward the 'roaring lion' thing....
hmmmm
That's why they cleverly named it NOAA National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
ReplyDeleteI'm not mocking any Deity, I am pointing out it is magical and mystical bronze age , it must be the gods, thinking to say that this God has to try with weather to get people's attention. That is a ridiculously false premise unless we wish to change to God uses typical low pressure systems of spring and summer and tornados to try to get humans to repent. Of course, the trying stops when the weather factors change and then the Deity has to move on to hurricanes from September to December and then move on to blizzards in the northern hemisphere but has to wait six more months to try and get to Australians. It is insulting to any real Deity.
ReplyDeleteWould you not agree that the questions God demands and answer to in Job 38 + may have been mysteries to Job and that culture befuddled by weather, wind, rain, ice and snow, but is not today. What Job had no clue about today we would just say, "yes, I do know where hail and snow come from." Yes, we do know how the stars work and move. (we move). Yes we do know how calves are born and how the sun walks through the zodiac. We do know about the foudation of the earth and what it sets on. We know how it is "held up," and it is not on four pillars.
This is not the bronze age and we need not make any real God be stuck in that time in history just because humans couldn't figure out how their world worked.
I am no satan, (do your homework on the real origins of the concept) and seek to devour nor hurt anyone. Those that might get hurt get hurt because they don't think, won't study and believe they must stay in the very small box their church or minister demands they abide in
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It never seems to cross anyone's mind that these one man show COG , my way and my mind ministers may be the roaring lions...
ReplyDeleteAnon: Please write something and explain your views. That's only fair. In what way is this mocking God? It may be poking at the ideas of men about a God but maybe they need to explain to their God why they think He has to TRY and can't actually get very good results low these millennia getting humans to shape up , love and obey "for there is NO OTHER WAY," as they say. Or as the sign says here in town "Love Jesus or Burn Forever in Hell"
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Anon: Please write something and explain your views. That's only fair. In what way is this mocking God? It may be poking at the ideas of men about a God but maybe they need to explain to their God why they think He has to TRY and can't actually get very good results low these millennia getting humans to shape up , love and obey "for there is NO OTHER WAY," as they say. Or as the sign says here in town "Love Jesus or Burn Forever in Hell"
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How would one know that these things do not come from the Prince of the Power of the Air. Did not this Hatsan (Satan) kill job's children with a whirlwind?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Satan made a bet with God that MIdwesterners would curse God if God had Satan attack them and God said OK Mr. Lion...you're on!DD
Here's my problem or concern. Quoting the many weather scriptures as from God or Satan in the OT is like quoting medical truths from books written in the Dark Ages or Astronomy Books from 500 BC. You just don't get an accurate cause and truthful reason as to why things occur in reality or how the universe really works and knowledge has truly been increased, which is not a bad thing.
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Love it! this is great.
ReplyDeleteI hope for your own sake Dennis that you'll stop mocking the gods. I mean, who's next, Thor? Zeus? Osiris? I hope you're aware that none of these fellahs are going to sit still for this sort of thing. I think I sense a root of bitterness and a bad attitude. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? If you don't leave this be, you'll only be making it worse for yourself.
ReplyDelete"Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah".
"You're only making it worse for yourself!"
"Making it worse?! How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"
--Monty Python, The Life of Brian
Christianity is great...it's got more gods and more power than any of those "other" religions.
ReplyDeleteI saw an ad for it on QVC the other night.
First, they offered one god...and the price was only your ever-adoring adoration and total obedience, even to stuff that makes no sense.
Then, they offered an extra god, so you get 2 gods for the price of one! (Just pay separate shipping and handling.)
Then, they added a THIRD god for free!
(I was just about to thank the first god for that "OMG!" deal, but then the QVC lady said there's a separate shipping and handling charge for that third god, too.)
Plus, in the fine print I found that the third Christian God QVC offers will never forgive you if you ever say the wrong thing about him/it. (So much for all 3 of those gods being on the same page!)
I think I'll continue to shop around. Allah seems maybe ok, and not so schizo. Or maybe the Raliens, I heard they're a lot of fun.
But since I want PROOF of a religion's powers, maybe I'll join the Mormons since there are such compelling testimonies about how their Magic Underwear has afforded their members protection when disasters have struck.
People get confused, Dennis! A certain group of us, including you and I, have learned that there is God, and then there is anthropomorphism, someone creating God in his or her own image.
ReplyDeletePeople who drank the Kool Aid equate the anthropomorphic God created by their particular gurus with reality, so when you question the substance of their beliefs and try to examine where this might have come from, in their minds you are actually mocking God.
It would be a very rare thing if you were actually able to reach such a person and assist them out of a cultic mindset!
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