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Sunday, June 30, 2013

Flurry Cult Youth Camp: Pray Before You Play Basketball It's A Sport Easy To Get Frustrated In




Summer camp with the Flurry cult in Edmond OK.  
Will the youth be instructed this summer not to fornicate 
so that no babies will be born before they flee to Petra?  
Why are they even doing camp when they should be packing to flee?

In respoinse to a comment that followers the online video, Grant Turgeon sums up all that is wrong with the Philadelphia Church of God:


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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousSunday, June 30, 2013 at 10:47:00 AM PDT

    Basketball: The non contact sport.

    Anointings will be held for the team by an elder after the game.

    No guarantees on healing though, since it's apparent God isn't with this bunch.

    Be it according to your faith (and make sure your medical insurance is paid up).

    Youth camp: Life insurance is important too, since you could easily die at camp.

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  2. JamesSunday, June 30, 2013 at 7:43:00 PM PDT

    His father should have let him drip down his leg.

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  3. AnonymousSunday, June 30, 2013 at 11:02:00 PM PDT

    Aren't most of Flurry's adherents very old and "double dribbling" out of their mouths when they sleep?

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  4. AnonymousMonday, July 1, 2013 at 5:51:00 AM PDT

    Typical Flurry bait-and-switch. Enjoy the video -- can't you just wait to come and do all this fun stuff? -- and once they arrive: "SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER!"

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  5. AnonymousMonday, July 1, 2013 at 9:57:00 AM PDT

    Can I have 4 minutes of my life back?

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, July 2, 2013 at 7:53:00 AM PDT

    Can I have 16 years of my life back?

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, July 3, 2013 at 8:48:00 AM PDT

    Beat this: Can I have 27 years and 4 minutes of my life back? haha.

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