I know this dude was trying to be serious (at least I hope he was) but this is hilarious. He is responding to a post from May of 2012, Garner Ted Melodies "Consider the Lilies" and "Jerusalem"
No one knows who runs the CGI now, nor cares. The world could care less about David Antion. He only appeals to older WCG members. Antion is far more successful as a marriage counselor for worldly pagans than he ever has been as a minister. Every single prophecy GTA uttered has been a failure, and it only takes ONE failure, according to scripture, to discredit a prophet. And Mark Armstrong? Who or what is he? You have to look long and hard on the GTA web site before you ever find out that GTA is dead and Mark is now the leader. He leads another dying COG that is only putting putting money in his and mommy dearests pockets.
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"...and the work God used them to accomplish!"
ReplyDeleteA) No god ever used any of the Armstrongs, but even if he had...
B) At least we can agree on the past tense!
We've gotten this exact message before in relation to GTA posts. The commenter, using the name Garner Ted Akerman, got really, really, really upset when we called him out on it.
ReplyDeletelike it or not, God did use HWA & GTA (and I don't claim to be a fan of either of them)....
ReplyDeleteGod also used Pharoh, and Satan, and many many others thru the years...
How hilarious! The cartoonist has turned GTA into an Arab. Doesn't he look like Ralph Nader?
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Yes, sign up for the Old Testament Christianity Geriatric Adulterer's Association now... operators are standing by with their walkers....
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