Today's Kewpie Doll Award Winner
Kewpie Doll: A
small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at
an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to
denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not
accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or
guessing the answer to some trivial question.
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Doug Winnail at Living Church of God had some precise words for Dave Pack and his grandiose reunification project. Rod Meredith is one of the men that Dave's god is supposedly going to kill by August 31, 2013.
“While some critics and self-appointed prophets and apostles continue to
predict the imminent demise of the Living Church of God, these predictions are
simply not connected to reality…”
Thousands coming to Restored Church of God this week alone. Tens of thousands of phone calls for help from the splinters....nah, just kidding.
ReplyDeleteDoug wins this weeks Living Church of God "cupie doll" award for this amazing insight!
ReplyDeleteJoe Moeller
Cody, WY
Joe: I like! Just give him the golden award
ReplyDeleteActually, perhaps the Golden Calf award is more appropriate.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone can show me that any of the Cult of Herbert Armstrong is connected to reality, I will be shocked.
My own prayer efforts have been devoted towards asking God to turn around the bad things Dave Pack has been prophesying on others, and to focus them on Dave himself.
ReplyDeleteI believe that is a Godly standard, too, because we are told in the New Testament that we will be judged by the very standards which we apply to others. Dave has acted as judge and jury here, and it is very unlikely that he will repent. He has decided who he thinks history that he has morphed into prophesy applies to, and he has judged and sentenced three people to a horrible death.
When an individual begins to act as if he is God, it is an insane pathology, a terminal mental illness.
BB
Yep, 'the power of positive thinking' sometimes accomplishes much but it doesn't move mountains. Of course, some bulldozers, explosives and positive thinking will work wonders.
ReplyDeleteDave doesn't have the equipment and wishing people dead only reveals a sick mind.
Yes, if we pray the right way it will get better, yo.
ReplyDeleteJust don't be listenin' to the WRONG Holy Spirit and be prayin' the WRONG way, yo!