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Tuesday, September 3, 2013

James Malm: If You Touch An Unclean Insect You Must Bathe To Purify Yourself And Remain Unclean Till Sunset


Did you kill that fly today with a flyswatter?  Did you step on that spider?  Did you have some larvae for lunch?  If you did, you are filthy disgusting sinner in the sight of Malm's god.  You must go take a long hot bath and remain unclean till the sun sets tonight.  Evil sinner!


INSECTS
11:20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
11:21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth; 11:22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. 11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet [but do not have legs to leap with], shall be an abomination unto you.

To  even touch the carcase [dead body[ of an unclean creature; becomes unclean and must bathe and be unclean until the sun is set.
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5 comments:

  1. Head UsherTuesday, September 3, 2013 at 1:42:00 PM PDT

    The apostle is on a roll today! What ridiculous pharisaical garbage! Gave me a good laugh.

    If this guy had his way, all his followers would get in a time machine with him and go back 2,500 years (or more). OOH! How nostalgic!

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  2. UnknownTuesday, September 3, 2013 at 3:54:00 PM PDT

    Malm must be jealous that nutcases Thiel, Pack , Flurry and Weinland are getting attention.

    So Malm has to "melt down" too in a "I can top that" peeing contest that seems to be epidemic for 2013.

    OOOPS!- Gotta go here... I need to bathe myself. I just accidentally killed a paramecium with my finger here while typing this.

    Luv,
    Joe Moeller
    Cody, WY

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, September 3, 2013 at 5:52:00 PM PDT

    Does Mr. Malm know that red food coloring might be from an insect?

    Carmine (cochineal extract) is a common red dye used in yogurt, juices, etc.

    http://www.fda.gov/ForIndustry/ColorAdditives/ColorAdditiveInventories/ucm115641.htm

    The FD&C food colors like red, blue, green, yellow are refined petroleum products.

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  4. Byker BobTuesday, September 3, 2013 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

    So that's why some believe that Christians shouldn't ride motorcycles! I wondered about this for years, and deeply appreciate James elucidating!

    Nahhhh!
    BB

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  5. Retired ProfTuesday, September 3, 2013 at 7:48:00 PM PDT

    So Malmite anglers can't bait their panfish hooks with earthworms, goldenrod grubs, or catalpa worms. Grasshoppers, yes, and maybe katydids or crickets, depending on how Malm interprets the list.

    But beetles are okay, and the good news is there are thousands of species of those. Some of them should make excellent snacks for people, as well as fish bait. I hope Malm & Co. aren't letting this resource go to waste.

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