Is it any wonder that so many people mock Armstrongism when people like this run a muck saying stupid things?
Apparently a resurrected HWA is coming back to resurrect Sharon....I kid you not!
Does Ariel Sharon's now 8-year coma, have a Divine purpose?
Only a miracle could help Sharon, hospital director says | The Times of Israel January 6, 2014, 12:07 pm http://www.timesofisrael.com/only-a-miracle-can-help-sharon-hospital-director-says/#ixzz2pchq3MTR
Sharon is probably the greatest General of Judah in the endtime. 8 is a Bible symbol for Resurrection. Is it possible that Elijah will suddenly appear and revive Sharon to protect the half of Jerusalem that doesn't go into captivity? This would confirm to Judah and the Church who Elijah is, before the Day of the LORD. And could be, or precipitate, the Midnight Cry that unifies the Philadelphians, and puts the Laodiceans on notice, that they better wake up or be shut out of the Wedding Supper of Christ and his Churchly Bride.
It's also interesting that the greatest endtime Assyrian charioteer--the famous Schumacher--is in a coma suddenly. Could this possibly be to divert the world's attention from what God does, if he revives Sharon, by having Schumacher revive at the same time? He fell 29 December 2013 while skiing in the French Alpine resort of Méribel, in a life threatening incident. This is resonant, in a sense, of the fall of sporting star O.J. Simpson had. The point being, that these unusual events involving famous people, are like Greek tragedies that mirror the influence of the Devil in the affairs of man and God. In ancient Babylon-influenced Egypt, Meribel meant “beloved of Amun” ( http://www.babynamespedia.com/meaning/Meribel ). Amun was viewed in Thebes as the King of the gods: “the original inscrutable and indivisible creator” ( http://ancientegyptonline.co.uk/amun.html ). Which made Amun a symbol of Satan. As was the chief god of the Babylonians, Romans and Greeks, called Bel, Jupiter, and Zeus). Did Satan caused Schumacher's fall? Is he able to revive him? Satan certainly did several diversions of public attention when some important things happened in Herbert W. Armstrong's ministry. Angela Merkel the greatest female Assyrian chancellor, has also suddenly fallen—and cracked her pelvis—skiing in Switzerland. Is something going on in the spirit world that is causing these incidents and leading to the endtime clash between Christ and the Devil? 80th Anniversary of the World Tomorrow
Is it possible that Superman will suddenly appear and revive Batman to protect the half of Jerusalem that doesn't go into captivity? This would confirm to Spiderman and the Green Lantern who Clark Kent is, before the Day of the LORD. And could be, or precipitate, the Midnight Cry that unifies the people of Metropolis, and puts Gotham City on notice, that they better wake up or be shut out of the Daily Planet by Jimmy Olson and Lois Lane?.
ReplyDeleteTime will tell....It could happen
We're waiting for someone -- anyone -- to be resurrected in the 21st Century.
ReplyDeleteIf one were to occur, would it be long before millions could live again?
Until then, we're just out of luck.
"Did Satan caused Schumacher's fall?"
ReplyDeleteNO...when you ski in a field of rocks, shit happens
Is he able to revive him?
NO
Satan certainly did several diversions of public attention when some important things happened in Herbert W. Armstrong's ministry.
DID NOT
Angela Merkel the greatest female Assyrian chancellor,
SHE"S NOT ASSYRIAN
... has also suddenly fallen—and cracked her pelvis—skiing in Switzerland.
Shit happens
Is something going on in the spirit world that is causing these incidents and leading to the endtime clash between Christ and the Devil?
NO
"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is only difficult for others.
ReplyDeleteIt's the same when you are stupid"
:)
Why is it that nobody in the ACOGs ever forecasts that Martin Luther King or Cesar Chavez will be resurrected to warn the world about global climate change?
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Right... "8" in the bible symbolizes resurrection. That's why both Lazarus and Jesus were resurrected on the 8th day. Or in the 8th year. Uh, .. or ..
ReplyDeleteAnd while we are at the characteristics of ancient gods, check out how Yahweh is the parallel to El and Baal -- same god, essentially as known from the Ugaritic texts.
Satan is a fantasy. Well, not exactly a fantasy -- but for sure not a supernatural being playing "it's my turn to play with the humans" game with Yahweh.
And Dennis, what the hell is going on with your avatar? Geez...it looks like a satanic wolf! LOL...
My ressurection wish list...
ReplyDelete***Shirley Temple
***The Three Stooges
*** Paul Newman
*** Rowan and Martin
*** Marilyn Monroe
*** The Challenger Crew
*** Robert E. Lee and George Washington
Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
Yeah, kinda snarly. Will go back to me
ReplyDeleteThe ridiculous deserves to be ridiculed. It's a big job, but somebody's got to do it. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteHow does this differ from the craziness of saying Jesus was resurrected?
ReplyDeleteEven if I were just trying to troll some Armstrongists by throwing together some pseudo-prophecy to the most absurd extent I could dream up, I'm not sure I could match the level of this guy's apparently sincerely held beliefs. Crikey.
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