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Monday, May 26, 2014

Bitter Bob: I Am In The Highest Ordained Position Possible! The Time For All Humanity To Now Follow Me Is At Hand




Bitter Bob lays it on the line for all humanity.  If all humanity rejects him then they will not be protected when everyone is whisked off to Petra.  The delusional demons that have taken over Bitter Bobs mind are growing more and more restless every day. Are we witnessing the mental break down of Bitter Bob?
Many will read this post and ignore it as they feel that they personally will not be affected by this or they will figure out prophetic matters on their own in the future.  That will be a mistake:
1 Gather yourselves together, yes, gather together,
O undesirable nation,
2 Before the decree is issued,
Or the day passes like chaff,
Before the Lord’s fierce anger comes upon you,
Before the day of the Lord’s anger comes upon you!
3 Seek the Lord, all you meek of the earth,
Who have upheld His justice.
Seek righteousness, seek humility.
It may be that you will be hidden
In the day of the Lord’s anger. (Zephaniah 2:1-3)
Those who do not ‘gather together’ to support the one with the highest ordained position who is truly a faithful Philadelphian leader will not be protected.  The time for all to humility is now and not hope to wait until later as that will not work.

16 comments:

  1. Well, we'll know, soon! Instead of leaving it open-ended, (possibly in 3-5 years), Thiel has gone for the short term (July). Not that I am holding my breath, but that is when we will know if he's got the witness of God behind him!

    Quit complaining, Bob, and cut to the chase. Tell us what is going to happen, and don't be tentative or dyslexic about it! Distinguish yourself! Everyone else from your movement has already failed bigtime. Show us that you are different!

    BB

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  2. Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw.

    "Highest ordained position?" Protection?

    Get a grip and a life. Those days are over. Doomsday fearmongering? "That will be a mistake?" No, the mistake would be to wager on another false prophet. There's no hope in listening to you. There's no way in hell that will work!

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  3. B Bob notes:
    Those who do not ‘gather together’ to support the one with the highest ordained position....

    It is a fascinating mental trick when the super apostles and prophets talk this way. "The one.." They can't say "ME". It has to be more lofty and yet with just enough distance to keep even their mind from saying to itself something like.."boy..I think a little too highly of myself here don't I?"

    Dave Pack used the same mental trick with himself as Joshua the High Priest. He never said "I AM HE.." He just danced around it in the same mode as "The One..."

    Of course, Gerald Flurry was "that one.." Herbert Armstrong was "someone like" and of course "in the spirt and power" of whoever.

    The Apostle Paul was not so whimpy in his own delusions.

    "For I consider that I am not at all inferior to the most eminent apostles". ...."As the truth of Christ is in me, no one shall stop me from this boasting in the regions of Achaia." 2Cor. 11:5,10

    "For I am the least of the apostles, who am not worthy to be called an apostle, ...... but I labored more abundantly than they all...". 1Cor. 15:9,10 NKJV
    (I'm sure everyone else worked just as hard or harder)

    This is the premier view Paul had of himself where he boasts that even Peter, James and John could teach him nothing. Paul's ideas were his own. He cursed anyone who taught differently than himself which is what we see in Bitter Bob and BB probably thinks it's a good thing to be like Paul.

    "But from those who SEEMED to be something - whatever they were, it MAKES NO DIFFERENCE to me; God shows personal favoritism to no man- for those who SEEMED to be something ADDED NOTHING to me. But on the contrary, when they saw that the gospel for the uncircumcised had been committed to me, ...and when James, Cephas, and John, WHO SEEMED (Really?) to be pillars, perceived the grace that had been given to me, they gave me and Barnabas the right hand of fellowship..." Gal. 2:6,7,9 NKJV

    And who can forget...

    "God chose"...To reveal his Son in me, that I might preach him among the heathen; immediately I conferred not with flesh and blood: Gal 1:16

    Paul was and is the prime example used by these lone wolf types to justify their inability to work with others much less for others and be on a team. They simply have to be at the top of whatever they think the top is and this is where fools are made.

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  4. Of course God shows personal favoritism contrary to what Paul said. Paul just meant except towards himself. Paul highly favored himself and his version of things and boldy claim that God put His seal of approval on Paul's views, which is personal favoritism after all isn't it? ...

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  5. There's little to say. This guy is absolutely beyond belief.

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  6. Dennis wrote...

    God chose"...To reveal his Son in me, that I might preach him among the heathen; immediately I conferred not with flesh and blood: Gal 1:16

    Paul was and is the prime example used by these lone wolf types to justify their inability to work with others much less for others and be on a team. They simply have to be at the top of whatever they think the top is and this is where fools are made.

    May 26, 2014 at 3:28 AM

    The difference between them and these now is Christ was there in the flesh to choose them. The one's now are self-appointed. But everyone already knows this.

    "And that's all I got ta say about thaat"...Forrest G.

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  7. Well, first of all...

    Oh, never mind -- I've been over this and over this....

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  8. Mr. Thiel has no desire for a full time job. He wants others to pay him to sit on his butt. They are not funding his delusions.

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  9. Highest Position and Protection??

    Is this Bob's version of the "Missing Dimension in Sex" or what???

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  10. Forrest G said:

    "The difference between them and these now is Christ was there in the flesh to choose them. The one's now are self-appointed. But everyone already knows this.

    "And that's all I got ta say about thaat"...Forrest G."

    As long as you understand that the Apostle Paul never met any human called Jesus in real life. Paul never met any earthly Jesus and while the gospel stories are repleat with Jesus/Pharisee confrontations, non of them are about any Pharisee named Paul who "was above his fellows" and "a pharisee of the pharisees" living contemporary with Jesus. Frankly, many theologians feel Paul, like many today, padded his resume and was not the Pharisee he claimed to be based on his lack of logic common to pharisee teaching and his exclusive use of the Greek Version of the OT when he was supposed to be an expert in the Hebrew version. Paul even repeats the mistakes in the Greek version.

    Paul was "chosen" by "Jesus" in vision and then only on Paul's say so. Kinda like Bitter Bob, Pack and Flurry.

    Paul also does not quote any human Gospel Jesus in all his theological meanderings either when it would have been to his definite advantage to do so.

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  11. Quoting Agent Maxwell Smart to Agent 99 in the WCG Get Smart sitcom, “The old ‘those who believe will be taken to Petra and be saved from the Great tribulation’ trick”.

    Oldest trick in the WCG arsenal. Herbert Armstrong built an huge multi-million dollar religious empire on this trick – all so little Joey Tkach could someday inherit the Church, become a multi millionaire, change the doctrines and liquidate the assets which were contributed by the dumb sheep over a lifetime who were indoctrinated by HWA that time was short and that there was a “place of safety” escape from the Great Tribulation. Many of those tithe slaves who sacrificed to build the WCG and Ambassador Colleges are long since dead and gone. Their greatest fears of Germans attacking America in January, 1972 never came to fruition.

    Richard

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  12. DD:
    ".., many theologians feel Paul, like many today, padded his resume and was not the Pharisee he claimed to be based on his lack of logic common to pharisee teaching and his exclusive use of the Greek Version of the OT when he was supposed to be an expert in the Hebrew version. Paul even repeats the mistakes in the Greek version.

    Paul was "chosen" by "Jesus" in vision and then only on Paul's say so. Kinda like Bitter Bob, Pack and Flurry.

    Paul also does not quote any human Gospel Jesus in all his theological meanderings either when it would have been to his definite advantage to do so."

    EXACTLY

    CCOG's doctrinal statement is biased & wrong. Paul was clearly antinomian (Gal, Col, Rom, Cor...)
    That's why the Jews beat Paul him repeatedly.
    Paul was an intellectual supersessionist radical.

    "Prophet" Bob needs to get used to it, religions evolve and change. The gospel writers were not fully on board with Paul on this
    - thus the contradictions - the New Testament is replete with contradictions regarding Sabbaths etc.
    Religious evolution/revolution is messy. Look at the next guy claiming revolutionary revelation,
    Mohammed, it took a long time and a lot of pain until his teachings to gained traction. No pain no gain.

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  13. Most of Dead Sea Scrolls are written in Hebrew and a few are in Aramaic or Greek. Aramaic was the spoken language of first century Judea, not Hebrew or Greek. Moreover, Alfred Edersheim if he is to be trusted (perhaps not), says the Sadducees were unpopular among the rank and file Jewish population because they were Hellenized (but claimed authority based on pedigree), and that the Pharisees had the support of the people instead. That suggests to me that if the NT had been written for the typical Jew of Judea, it would have been written in Hebrew or Aramaic.

    No Pharisee worth his salt would have read or relied upon the Septuagint for anything. A Sadducee might have, but not a Pharisee. Would that not have been sacrilege? And no Pharisee would have written anything he considered to have any religious importance in Greek either. It just doesn't seem likely to me that the NT would have, or could have, been written by some fishermen and a Pharisee.

    The fact the NT was written in Greek means it was intended for an audience who could read Greek. Was the NT written in Judea for a Hellenized Jewish audience? Or was it written somewhere else, like Alexandria, for an entirely different audience?

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  14. Bitter Bob warned his readers with this:

    "...Many will read this post and ignore it as they feel that they personally will not be affected by this or they will figure out prophetic matters on their own in the future. That will be a mistake:

    1 Gather yourselves together, yes, gather together,
    O undesirable nation,
    2 Before the decree is issued,
    Or the day passes like chaff,
    Before the Lord’s fierce anger comes upon you,
    Before the day of the Lord’s anger comes upon you!
    3 Seek the Lord, all you meek of the earth,
    Who have upheld His justice.
    Seek righteousness, seek humility.
    It may be that you will be hidden
    In the day of the Lord’s anger. (Zephaniah 2:1-3)..."

    I have a question for this professed prophet Bitter Bob, because he is continuing to use his Fear Religion to scare us like he did by quoting Zephaniah 2 verses.

    If Bitter Bob were any kind of a true prophet he would understand that when Zeph 2 refers to the "Day of the LORD," it is talking about a time way off in the future AFTER Satan is loosed from that bottomless pit and is allowed on once again deceive the entire world once more. That Day of the LORD is over a 1,000 years away from today!

    So, what kind of a prophet does Bitter Bob think he is? He is a false prophet just striving to scare people with the misuse of scriptures.

    Maybe them false prophecies from pagan Christianity have gotten to Bitter Bob and allowing him to spew out his false thoughts.

    Perhaps those "delusional demons" are busy with Bob's mind more than we realize. It isn't just his electronics equipment, evidenced by "noise" on his sermon tapes, that is being affected...

    John

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  15. Bitter Bob improperly taught:

    Those who do not ‘gather together’ to support the one with the highest ordained position who is truly a faithful Philadelphian leader will not be protected.

    Jesus, by contrast, taught that He will protect those who most faithfully protect the "little ones" -- the widows and orphans and the poor. If you want to look for Philadelphian fruits, don't look to the guy who does the best job of taking on big titles. Instead, look for the person who is the most humble-yet-effective servant carrying out Christ's actual instructions about how to practice brotherly love.

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  16. Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Bitter Bob improperly taught:

    Those who do not ‘gather together’ to support the one with the highest ordained position who is truly a faithful Philadelphian leader will not be protected.

    Jesus, by contrast, taught that He will protect those who most faithfully protect the "little ones" -- the widows and orphans and the poor. If you want to look for Philadelphian fruits, don't look to the guy who does the best job of taking on big titles. Instead, look for the person who is the most humble-yet-effective servant carrying out Christ's actual instructions about how to practice brotherly love.

    May 27, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    Great answer!

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