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Monday, September 8, 2014
The Restored Church of God Song from the "Behind the Work" Film
Secret recording of the new Feast of Tabernacles song that David C Pack
Sheldon J. Plankton is the megalomaniacal owner of the Chum Bucket restaurant. Plankton wants to rule the world... or, at least, steal customers from Eugene H. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is the greedy owner of the Krusty Krab restaurant across the street.)
Sounds like what's happening between the competing ACOG splinters! Even now, the kooky Bob Thiel (aka 'Spongingbob Unsquare Shelves') is trying to lure customers into swallowing his chum-based contaminated fare.
One of Mr Pack's favorite prophetic books is Haggai- 2:8 says "The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts." But did you know that your savings account belongs to 21st Century Apostle David C Pack and his Restored COG in Wadsville? Cough it up or you won't get into the Kingdumb! As for you retired people... Who do you think you are lounging around at McDonald's in the morning sipping your senior coffee, reading the paper, and chatting with other derelicts when you could be out there supporting The Work by washing cars and greeting folks at Wally World- there's more buildings to be built in Wadsworth!!!
Ha! Good one. Those words sound exactly like Flurry and Pack.
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ReplyDeleteSheldon J. Plankton is the megalomaniacal owner of the Chum Bucket restaurant.
Plankton wants to rule the world... or, at least, steal customers from Eugene H. Krabs.
(Mr. Krabs is the greedy owner of the Krusty Krab restaurant across the street.)
Sounds like what's happening between the competing ACOG splinters!
Even now, the kooky Bob Thiel (aka 'Spongingbob Unsquare Shelves') is trying to lure customers into swallowing his chum-based contaminated fare.
One of Mr Pack's favorite prophetic books is Haggai- 2:8 says "The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts." But did you know that your savings account belongs to 21st Century Apostle David C Pack and his Restored COG in Wadsville? Cough it up or you won't get into the Kingdumb! As for you retired people... Who do you think you are lounging around at McDonald's in the morning sipping your senior coffee, reading the paper, and chatting with other derelicts when you could be out there supporting The Work by washing cars and greeting folks at Wally World- there's more buildings to be built in Wadsworth!!!
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This reminds me -- The Last Season of Sons of Anarchy premiered last night.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch it, but scenes from it make me think of the ACoGs.