Back seat training is never easy!
Apparently the entire Bible was written as forerunner of David Passover Pack and his amazing life. Who knew that we were reading about him all these years!
43 – This is a personal point, but a big one I believe, nevertheless, and the record of what I'm gonna tell you is there for all to see. I have for over thirty five years been fascinated with and preached about Joshua and how he tutored in the back seat under Moses the prophet. I started in the 1970s giving sermons everywhere I ever went – many sermons – every church I ever pastored, including in Restored to the whole church in about, I think, 2002 maybe it was. Joshua trained in the back seat; what was it like to train under Moses? It was just always an interest I had. You assign that to value you think it deserves.
If you train in the back seat, that's where you are going to stay.
ReplyDeleteCrap! Speaking of back seats, I bet Dave never even got into American Graffiti. The dude's like totally uncool in every way. Even medical marijuana wouldn't help his condition!
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"You assign [to] that [the] ... value you think it deserves."
ReplyDeleteOkay, will do. LOL
What Pack may not realize yet is that there is a strong contingent in his group who are only there to watch things fall apart and 'help those left over afterward'.
ReplyDeleteIronic that Elijah would arise in the RUST BELT and not the BIBLE BELT?
ReplyDeleteThough it is a MIRACLE that there are no Dandelions on Elijah's verdant HQ.
The Dandelion Indicator:
"When thou do see Dandelions appear on the verdant Wadsworth acres,
know this: The End is Nigh for the Rust Belt Prophet."
And Dave's wife's initials are V.I.P.! That could be Proof#131, and Witness#2! What could be plainer?
ReplyDeleteIf the RCG were a car driven by Davey Pack down the Armstrongism freeway, it would be just about to engage in a massive multiple vehicle accident... and it would all be Davey's fault.
ReplyDeleteSo what exactly is the point? He trained in the back seat??!!
ReplyDeleteHow do his members sit through all these B.S. sermons and not burst out laughing
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ReplyDeleteWhat Pack may not realize yet is that there is a strong contingent in his group who are only there to watch things fall apart and 'help those left over afterward'."
....ssshhhhhh!
a part of the apart
This man is a nut case. The sad thing about Pack is that he makes other armstrongite groups like the UCG look normal in comparison. Armstrongism in general is nothing but normal. If it is the Pack, Flurry, Merideth or UCG variety of armstrongism it doesn't matter it is all abnormal.
ReplyDeleteFrom the world of street pharmaceuticals comes the term "bathtub chemist". It refers to the chemists of very limited credential who would synthesize mind altering drugs without the benefit of proper education, properly sterile environment, and proper equipment. Also, totally without regulation or quality control of the product.
ReplyDeleteDave is both the "bathtub chemist" and the Dr. Mengele of Armstrongism. But, it goes further than that. He imbibes of his own product, in addition to testing it on unsuspecting others. No controls in place, a law unto himself. Nothing to add balance, nothing to add a degree of sanity.
Like those in the shadowy and insane illicit drug world, he, and those under his influence, would have been better off assisted by something of proven value, vitamin supplements. That, apparently, was the special legacy aspect of his parents, and what he should have heeded! But, there is no superstar status to be derived from being a simple, humble supplier of vitamins! The allure of being infamous, achieving the negative and ridiculous anti-superstar status spawned by Armstrong-tinged "leadership" is itself a powerful, mind altering drug! In terms of drug classifications, Armstrongism is a very powerful "downer".
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Yes, Byker Bob, and Armstrongism is a Schedule 1 Drug.
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