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Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Did Your Children Turn Into Zombies After They Ate Some Bacon?




Did you know that your chidilren will turn into zombies if you let them eat any kind of food they want?  Did they have a ham sandwich today?  They will now be confused and start to have mental issues.  They will start shooting and stabbing people.  They will then become drug users, kill people and set off bombs before they become zombies and die.  So says a splinter cult leader that broke off from Armstrongism and started the House of Yahweh.  Yisrayl Hawkins says:

When Yahweh’s health Laws are not taught to the children, their minds are shown to become confused. The older they live, the more confused they become. Some become like zombies until they succumb to death. Others are declared to be mentally-ill after they commit a foolish shooting, stabbing, or bomb- ing. Many take their own lives. Many others turn to drug-use trying to find what the Inspired Scriptures would give them, had they been taught by the parents, teachers, judges, ‘Supreme Court’ or religions.  The Roman Catholic Church, Vatican and Muslims.


7 comments:

  1. Dear Bill,

    "Yahweh’s health Laws"

    You mean the health laws like the germ theory of disease that in Mark 7, Matthew 15, and Luke 11 Jesus said nothing about, and instead taught people to not wash their hands before eating? Are these the "health laws" you're talking about?

    "When Yahweh’s health Laws are not taught to the children, their minds are shown to become confused. The older they live, the more confused they become."

    Their minds "are shown" to become "confused"? Shown by whom? In what journal? Please show us where this has been "shown." Is "confused" a medical term, or merely a theological one?

    "Some become like zombies until they succumb to death."

    Only "some"? Why not all? How many is "some"? Since nearly all of the estimated 7.4 billion alive today were never taught "Yahweh’s health Laws," shouldn't we currently be in the middle of a complete zombie apocalypse?

    "Others are declared to be mentally-ill after they commit a foolish shooting, stabbing, or bomb- ing."

    Others "are declared"? Who is doing this declaring? Orthodox Jewish doctors who have been taught "Yahweh’s health Laws"? (But, wouldn't they be washing their hands?)

    "Many take their own lives. Many others turn to drug-use..."

    "Many"? How many is "many"? Why is "many" not approximately 7.4 billion? Shouldn't the human race be on the verge of extinction?

    "...trying to find what the Inspired Scriptures would give them, had they been taught by the parents, teachers, judges, ‘Supreme Court’ or religions."

    "Inspired Scriptures"? You mean the "Inspired Scriptures" that say the earth, day, night, and "stars" were created before the sun? Seems like it must have been inspired" by a god who didn't know about gravity, that the sun is a star and the cause of "day" and "night," the germ theory of disease, or anything else ancient men didn't know. What do "Inspired Scriptures" give anyone besides false hope? Why do people in the grips of "Inspired Scriptures" have to twist their minds into pretzels to try to rationalize it with observed reality and make sense out of their god's incoherence and immorality?

    And you say it's the people who haven't been taught this foolishness who are the "confused" ones? You seem mentally ill to me.

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  2. "When Yahweh’s health Laws are not taught to the children, their minds are shown to become confused. The older they live, the more confused they become. Some become like zombies until they succumb to death. Others are declared to be mentally-ill after they commit a foolish shooting, stabbing, or bomb- ing. Many take their own lives. Many others turn to drug-use trying to find what the Inspired Scriptures would give them, had they been taught by the parents, teachers, judges, ‘Supreme Court’ or religions"

    This sounds like a description of the natural progression one may go through having come in contact with any of the Churches of God at any age....

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  3. 4.16 AM. Would you kindly enlighten us with the verse/s that mention the earth, day, night and stars being created before the sun.

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  4. Well, I'm glad that's settled.

    Is eating unclean food as a child Yisrayl's excuse for his insanity?

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  5. Good job 4:16am, carpet-bombing their semantically ill-formed logic. No answers or response is required. Because, we know that the questions hold more value than their answers.

    DBP

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  6. Anon at 7:01

    You asked, "Would you kindly enlighten us with the verse/s that mention the earth, day, night and stars being created before the sun."

    May 5, 2016 at 7:01 AM

    Anon, I can only assume that you think the first 19 verses of Genesis 1 don't mean what they say or are out of chronological order. Otherwise your question makes no sense.

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  7. One would think that with all the legal problems and analyses on Dr. Phil, Yisrayl Hawkins would remain utterly silent.

    When you're a cult leader making the news with arrests of your leaders (including, but not restricted to pedophilia) and having to face the FBI and Justice Department, public exposure can be toxic to any hopes of growth for the insane cult.

    Children in the House of Yahweh have much greater problems than eating pork... oh, you know, like having to work long hours for no pay....

    Give us a break.

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