Bob Thiel, following in the footsteps of Herbert Armstrong
See UPDATE at bottom of post.
It is a fun day in Armstrongism! It is not our usual COG idiot leader, Wade Cox, who consistently falls for fake news stories, but today it is God's most important prophet in this latter-day dispensation, who got conned big time. A person would think that TRUE prophets would have an inside scoop with their god who would not let them fall for stupidity, or in this case "fake news", especially when they are doubly blessed!
This is not the first time that Almost-arrested Elisha, Elijah, Joshua, Amos, Habakkuk, Mayan Authority, closet Catholic, prophet, apostle, future martyr, end time witless witness, Chief Overseer and the White Bwana to Africa, has fallen hook, line, and sinker for a most idiotic fake news story.
Elisha Thiel claims that the Bilderberg Group, those evil Illuminati demons, are meeting in Sierra City, CA for their latest conference in 2017 where they will plot to destroy civilization. This has always been the other COG wet dream waiting to happen.
Amos Thiel writes (screen captured above for posterity):
The infamous Bilderberg meeting is about to start:Sierra City, CA — The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington’s Sierra Pines Resort in June of 2017. According to chairman Henri de Castries, the site was chosen due to its remote location and convenient helicopter landing area directly across from the resort.
Yes, you read that right! Herbert Armstrong was correct in prophecying that Adolf Hitler did not die! He moved to California where he died! The Bilderberg Group wants to meet in Sierra City, CA because the meeting site reminds them of Germany and they will be close to Hitler's grave.“It makes, um, perfect sense to hold our annual meeting in Sierra City,” said Mr. Castries in broken English in a Scooper telephone interview. “It is the perfect place with trees and beautiful mountains. it’s also far away enough to confuse Alex Jones. And it’s also the final resting place of Adolf Hitler.”
Can Prophet Thiel really be this STUPID???????????
Is he too dumb to fact check the article?
Can you imagine the elite of the Bilderberg Group staying in this motel? Seriously!
I guess they will give up their elite comforts just so they can be near Hilter's grave:
Researchers: Hitler’s Grave Found Outside of Sierra City, CA
Sierra City, CA — After recent revelations that Hitler may have not committed suicide inside his Berlin bunker in April of 1945, a crack team of anthropologists and archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities set out to find Hitler’s grave. The team, fresh off its recent amazing discoveries in Nevada City, CA and Lake Tahoe, have been studying recently declassified FBI documents since the summer of 2014, when the Obama administration released the controversial documents to the public.
“We were just as shocked as everybody else when the President released these redacted documents,” said lead SMU anthropologist and group representative Henry “Hank” Starnes, PhD on the archaeological team that made the discovery. “It was clear from the initial documents that Hitler made his way from Tempelhof [airport] in Berlin to Spain where he got on a U-boat and headed for Argentina. That’s the low hanging fruit of this investigation. It’s what happened after he arrived in Argentina where it gets curious.”
The Starnes team have claimed to have uncovered a grave just outside the small, quaint town of Sierra City, CA along the shores of Sardine Lake. According to Dr. Starnes, Hitler kept his “summer retreat” at a cabin alongside the popular tourist destination. And like the Rocky Mountains of Glacier National Park, the Sierra Buttes reminded him of the Bavarian Alps in the summer time.
“You wouldn’t believe the amount of trouble we got in trying to research this,” said Dr. Smithson smirking at Professor Starnes. “I mean, no one would talk to us. Not in Sierra City nor up around the lakes. Every time we’d start asking questions, people would either just laugh at us or get very irritated with us. Especially some of the old timers who told us on several occasions to ‘get lost and mind our own business.’ So after a while, I was ready to give up on Sierra County. That is until Hank talked to Joe Kruger at Salmon lake. That changed everything.” See the full story here.Dear Elisha Bob, the Sierra Scooper is a satire site. Yes, false prophet Bob, SATIRE! ROTFLMAO!
A FAKE NEWS site. FAKE! Rather well done though, but still fake, just as you are!
Also, Elijah Bob, if you had checked your news sources, which you RARELY do, you would have seen that the Bilderberg Group is meeting in Chantilly, VA June 1-4, 2017.
Since its inaugural meeting in 1954, Bilderberg has been an annual forum for informal discussions, designed to foster dialogue between Europe and North America. Every year, between 120-150 political leaders and experts from industry, finance, academia and the media are invited to take part in the meeting. About two thirds of the participants come from Europe and the rest from North America; one third from politics and government and the rest from other fields. The meeting is a forum for informal discussions about megatrends and major issues facing the world. The meetings are held under the Chatham House Rule, which states that participants are free to use the information received, but neither the identity nor the affiliation of the speaker(s) nor of any other participant may be revealed. Thanks to the private nature of the meeting, the participants are not bound by the conventions of their office or by pre-agreed positions. As such, they can take time to listen, reflect and gather insights. There is no detailed agenda, no resolutions are proposed, no votes are taken, and no policy statements are issued.The 2017 Bilderberg Meeting takes place from 1 - 4 June in Chantilly VA, USA. A press release including the list of topics and participants can be found here.
Dear Bob Thiel, thanks for making a total ass of yourself once again! This just goes to show us all that being doubly-blessed doesn't mean shit when it comes to you!
UPDATE: Elisha, Amos, Vandenberg "vet", Thiel has added the following to his original posting
(Note: By posting the above I was NOT trying to make any claims about Adolf Hitler’s burial.) In the past this group showed a preference for Hillary Clinton and against policies of now US President Donald Trump.You will also note that he left posted the ENTIRE original quote from the Sierra Scooper, a SATIRE site, that is filled with one erroneous satirical comment after another. The totally FAKE article is his basis for a tirade about the Bilderbergs, end time prophecy, the Beast and loads of other useless bullshit. Is he that stupid that he does not understand the problem with basing his entire article on a FAKE news story?
As Byker Bob reminds us in a comment below, it is STUPID things like this that remind us all how simple minded church leaders are, and how we were when we bought into this useless nonsense. No one in their right mind sits around and contemplates the useless and idiotic topics that Almost-arrested Thiel salivates over daily, particularly those living in Africa! The only people who do this are American religiously haunted privileged white people usually tied into aberrant religious movements.
"Actually, it's quite good to have continuing examples of stupid or simple minded thinking around (Heh! People think they are warning us with this stuff) just to remind us of how we used to think before we received and processed better information."
OMG! This is hilarious! I am sitting here in the lunch room at work laughing my ass off. Everyone wants to know what is so funny. They are shocked to know that Hitler died in California. I explain to them the foolish man in CA that claims to be God's prophet has posted this. Their reaction, "How can anyone follow such stupid people?"
ReplyDeleteI went to school with some of the Bilderberg leadersip.
ReplyDeleteThey are about forging transatlantic ties whatever the mood of the peoples on either side.
They hate Hitler.
Also Thiel can never top one of the other splinters who just met Hitlers godson last week. Hitler was probably the strategist although no written orders exist, but these cog leaders were just 2 handshakes away from the exterminator of at least 3 million jews.
Top that Bob.
Nck
All of this happening just a few miles from the old Squaw Valley Feast Site!
ReplyDeleteIs there a COG connection brethren? YES THERE IS! , HWA , Rader and GTA all met with the world illuminati in the Lake Tahoe region to discuss their shared vision of Global Government during the FOT in the 1970s and 80s.
The Bilderbegers , NWO, and Council of Foreign Relations, along with some of the folks from the Bohemian Grove, are all continuing with the vision of HWA , who was a secret operative of the NSA and CIA himself! They all used to meet together at nearby Squaw Valley (the international Olympic Village for all those with eyes to see), at the FOT when it was held there.
All of you need to listen more to NCK who posts here. HE IS RIGHT! :-)
PS - COX has it wrong on Hitler. He is still ALIVE and living in Tahoe City, CA , and STILL IS PULLING THE STRINGS of German Nationalism to this day!
(hat tip to NCK!)
Hitler chose California because of his new found interest in surfing , and the availability of California Marijuana to help CURE HIM of his Parkinsons disease.
ReplyDeleteONLY HERE AT BANNED! TOMMOROWS NEWS TODAY! .... and the Prophecies of the "World Tommorow" !
I cant wait for my husband to get home from work and show him this. We were friends with the Thiel's when they were part of LCG. It is shocking how both of them have succumbed to mental health issues by believing that they do. Joyce used to have good sense, but apparently she no longer does. How she can support the lies of her husband is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteAbout the The Nevada County Scooper.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theunion.com/news/local-news/the-nevada-county-scooper-sheds-light-on-issues-of-the-day-through-satire/
Real news that Bob Thiel can use!
Just goes to show you, Bob's an idiot.
OMMFG!!! Such A Load Of Horse Sh*t!!
ReplyDeleteAnother grave error that should have been avoided by fact checking.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of another definition of the word scooper.
I hope James Ray Bankston And Anthony Buzzard see this, they will get a laugh at this article.
ReplyDeleteThiel can't be this stupid, can he?????????
ReplyDeleteBut surely if it's on the world-wide-web it has to be true. NOT!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bob, thanks to you I have a new CA vacation destination! Imagine the awesomeness of staying in such a luxurious resort and then driving over to see the grave of Adolph Hitler! What an amazing thing to do!!!!!!! History and prophecy fulfilled before our eyes.
ReplyDeleteAttention ACOG Believers : Hebert Armstrong Is Still Alive And Been Living In Iowa For Past 35 Years. Please Be Sure To Announce This Bob.
ReplyDeleteAnd be sure to catch the rush job video that accompanies the post.
ReplyDeleteI am going to give doubly blessed almost arrested for Sabbath keeping bitter Bob Thiel the benefit of the doubt and that he "cut and pasted" without actually reading what he was posting. HOWEVER (drum roll please),...... A true Profit of God (Ooops! I mean Prophet) would know that the story was a fake and that he was being deceived and mislead.
ReplyDeleteHow do we know this? Brethren, let's turn to a scripture we all remember well from our days in the Radio/Worldwide Church of God. Amos 3:7 - Surely the Sovereign Lord does nothing without revealing his plan to his servants the prophets.
Did God deliberately deceive - using fake news - the doubly blessed almost arrested for Sabbath Keeping the bitter Profit Bob Thiel? And, by revealing a fake plan to the fake servant Bob Thiel, revealed to all his people that Bitter Bob Thiel is no prophet?
God's ways are not our ways!
Richard
How do you get normal people--self-centered cowards with a strong urge for self-preservation--to the point where they are eager to go overseas and get their rear-ends bombed and shot at? You instill a deep sense of hate for and fear of the enemy. And that, my friends, is why the MSM has been feeding fake news about Hitler since the 1930s. They can't stop today because it would destroy their reputations. Have a good laugh at Bob and then at yourselves because you have been duped as much as he has. The Hitler your think you know is a totally different Hitler than the real Hitler. Fake news is not new. All this German bashing got us in the church in the first place, all that malarkey about the Hitler (or Mussolini, take your pick) being one of the heads of the beast.
ReplyDeletePeople who tell bob to check his facts should do so themselves. Then they would know how many lies they have been told by Western leaders, the MSM and ditto-head historians about Hitler.
ReplyDeleteI think we must have misjudged poor Bob Thiel! This publishing of satirical materials is no accident! He intends all of his writings to satirize Armstrongism. We missed the fact that his acts of making ACOG teachings appear ridiculous are all intentional. Apparently he is one of us, and somehow it went above our heads!
ReplyDeleteBB
Connie,
ReplyDeleteWould you consider joining my three wifes in the basement?
I would only have to teach you a few more things. HWA only met top Bilderbergers once. I consider HWA one of the postmen of the Rockefeller NWO. Sometimes a GIII impresses the masses so much that it completely obscures the fact that they are looking at the postman.
I would also say that he reported to the LA chamber of commerce which to this day is still the 9th world economic superpower eager for intelligence and opportunity.
Nck
I see the fraudulent self-appointed false prophet has left the post up. Can he really be this dumb?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious! Very clear that no true prophet of God would ever make such a stupid mistake...
ReplyDeleteWhat a pity, Bob again crossed the line. Of all the splinters, I thought CCOG was one that could have possibly been fixed, if only a little. Regarding Bob, as Obi Wan lamented to Yoda, That boy was our last hope...
ReplyDeleteUnless there is another...
NCK WROTE:
ReplyDeleteConnie,
Would you consider joining my three wifes in the basement?
MY RESPONSE:
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING TURD. How about you considering to DROP DEAD!
I went to "doubly blessed almost arrested for Sabbath Keeping Profit Bitter" Bob Thiel's COGWRITER website this morning. It appears he has added the following excerpted statement:
ReplyDelete(Note: By posting the above I was NOT trying to make any claims about Adolf Hitler’s burial.) In the past this group showed a preference for Hillary Clinton and against policies of now US President Donald Trump.
End of Excerpt
It is interesting that on his website he proclaims proudly he has been cited on MSNBC and the Washington Post. These are liberal mainstream media outlets which I would think would normally raise red flags among COG members who tend to be conservative.
Richard
Oh Connie,
ReplyDeleteYou make me feel like a primary school student dropping a spider in his classmates dress.
I would have spilled my coffee from laughing if it already had been four a clock when I release my three wives for their daily walk and have them cook for me.
BB's statement is hilarious too, coming to the conclusion that Bob Thiel is so ridiculous he may be counted one of us.
nck
Actually, it's quite good to have continuing examples of stupid or simple minded thinking around (Heh! People think they are warning us with this stuff) just to remind us of how we used to think before we received and processed better information.
ReplyDeleteAm I involved with what's going in around me? Do I worry about stupid politicians and the damages they might do during their terms in office? Hell yeah! Do I worry about an iceberg the size of Pennsylvania about to split off of Antarctica? Of course. Am I concerned about the huge gires filled with spinning garbage choking every ocean, and the thousands of tons of plastic refuse washing up on the shores of desert islands? How could I not be? But this "stuff" runs counter to the time and date stamped materials put out by Armstrongism that were only feasible during the 1950-80 era. The prophecy scenarios based on HWA's "understanding" are patently ridiculous, and the young people whom he scared during his ministry actually got to raise their families, and enjoy their lives and careers rather than have their lives coopted by the things HWA presumptuously said that his God was going to do. Meanwhile, Herbie himself died with the most toys (funded by our stupidity) and won! People claiming his mantle are still accumulating jets, campusses, and broadcast studios by continuing to exploit the gullible.
There is a dwindling marketplace for the increasing insanity of the Armstrong movement. No street buzz, and no drawing power. All semblance of credibility evaporated some time during the 1980s.
BB
Damn! Thiel is going to need some butt salve after all of this!
ReplyDeleteThis isn't surprising. When I use to talk to ministers, even though they were middle aged, I felt that I was talking to teenagers. They do not comprehend the adult world and adult mindsets.
ReplyDeleteI do not get Bob Thiel. Is he too daft to understand the problem with his post? Is his ego so big he cannot admit he made a mistake and correct it?
ReplyDeleteBoth, 12:37. His vanity is a real issue for him, as Meredith and others have pointed out to him over the years.
DeleteThiel's "correction" only makes matters worse. He is distancing himself from the "Hitler's grave" claim, but leaving alone the assertion of the Bilderberg meeting in Sierra City -- a claim almost equally bizarre and easily disproved.
ReplyDeleteThiel teaches that God is working with ONE MAN, who just happens to be Bob Thiel.
Thiel is demonstrably teaching falsehood, such as the assertion of the Bilderberg meeting in Sierra City. Not only is he teaching falsehood; he is teaching falsehood that any reasonably competent researcher can disprove.
As such, we are left with one of three conclusions:
(1) Thiel is God's Man, in good standing, in which case God knowingly and deliberately teaches lies.
(2) Thiel is God's Man, but is rebelling against his God by teaching stupid falsehoods.
(3) Thiel is not God's Man; he's a narcissistic and deluded lunatic.
No one would follow a deliberately deceitful God, as to do so would be pointless and fruitless. No one would follow a man who was rebelling against God, lest we be caught up in his rebellion and suffer accordingly. No one would follow someone recognized as a narcissistic and deluded lunatic.
Thus, with his handling of the fake Bilderberg meeting "news", Thiel has ensured that nobody in their right mind will be following him.
Bob will probably argue that "the apostle Paul was not perfect", and hed be correct in a very vague sense. However, this is a hilariously flagrant mistake.
ReplyDeleteI went to school with three on the Bilderberg list.
ReplyDeleteWas taught by two on the list.
Have investments in 12 of the companies represented.
And I am being told to drop dead by Connie.
The most significant name on the list is Cui Tiankai, China’s ambassador to the US.
And of course veteran attendee Henry Kissinger.
As we all know.
Responsible for WCG's strategic re orientation after the 1975 echec was Robert L Kuhn.
Now combining said persons and another event.
"The event, held inside the China Pavilion designated to this year's BEA Global Market Forum Guest of Honor country, attracted some 100 participants including Cui Tiankai, Chinese ambassador to the United States and Robert Lawrence Kuhn, chairman of the Kuhn Foundation long known as a "China expert" in the Western world.
In a rare display of strong advocacy, former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger sent in his second congratulatory message in just two days on the book's entry into the American book market and thanked organizers for making the book available to the public."
I will let you simmer in the bubbles of truth you have created for yourself to stay sane in a world to complex for those who have not studied its structure. "A world held captive." What a great story teller HWA was, revealing all through obscurantism.
nck
"I went to school with three on the Bilderberg list.
ReplyDeleteWas taught by two on the list.
Have investments in 12 of the companies represented.
And I am being told to drop dead by Connie."
Well, you probably had it coming then.
Rsk
ReplyDeleteThat is true.
What goes around comes around. Or cause and effect as the great storyteller said.
Nck
Maybe it had something to do with your three wives???
DeleteBB
Thank you guys for your supportive (explanatory) commentary. I was trying to be the man she made me out to be in 1:45. But alas it didnt work out, wrong pick up line.
ReplyDeleteTo stay on topic. It makes one wonder what Hitlers pick up line for Eva Braun was.
"Would you join me for California after retirement?" "I ll have a yellow submarine prepared to take us there."
Nck
I have lived in Nevada City for 34 years. It's not a big place. I had heard of the Scooper a year or two ago, but never visited the site. When I saw "Nevada City" mentioned, I went to the site for the first time. And it is especially as funny as all get-out for us local residents - who know the local people being lampooned and some of the placed mentioned. Sugarloaf mountain, mentioned as the resting place of Noah's Ark, is actually a trashy homeless camp these days.
ReplyDeleteBilderberg? The only 'bergs being built that I know of are happening at Larsen A, B, and C in Antarctica! None of the ACOG "prophets" seem to want to stick out their necks to talk about that!
ReplyDeleteAmongst the ACOGs, Bob Thiel could be enjoying an exclusive, warning the world about climate change, but he's got his limo-tinted blinders on just like the rest of them! After all, we can't have anyone actually believing that there are some elements of good earth stewardship that we could be employing right here and now!
BB