For many decades now the Armstrong Churches of God have been rife with conspiracies and soon to be revelations that certain people claim their god has told them. From declaring themselves Elijah's and Joshua's, to being the two witless witnesses, to apostles and prophets and the lunatic fringe who dream dreams and claim double anointing. Every one of them has been abject failures.
But that has not stopped certain deluded men in the ACOG from self-appointing themselves and making all kinds of fantastical predictions. Besides the lunacy of Bob Thiel, no one has been more out there than Gerald Flurry. This guy has truly jumped off the deep end and hit his head on the pool bottom.
After traipsing through the woods of Oregon and digging up a dirty old rock, Flurry has now declared it as the very stone Jesus will return to and sit upon! But before that happens certain major world discoveries need to happen in order for Flurry to be proved RIGHT in the eyes of the world. Discovering that stone was just the first step in a bigger discovery to soon take place in Ireland. Gerald Flurry claims his group will soon discover the Ark of the Covenant. He knows exactly where it is, but dangnabbit, those pesky Jesuit scum won't let him dig up Hill Tara.
Pretty soon though, he and his little group will dig it up and it will be tourist attraction until all hell breaks loose and Armageddon
On the Philadelphia Church of God's Watch Jerusalem site they have this article up:
Finding the Ark of the Covenant
Gerald Flurry writes:
The Ark of the Covenant has inspired a lot of curiosity over the years. The Ark was a holy chest that God instructed the Israelites to build. It represented the throne of God. In the past, it has been the subject of documentaries and movies like Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Few people are talking about that artifact today. Yet a fascinating verse in the Bible says that in this modern era, many people will be talking about it. The implication is that very soon, the Ark of the Covenant is going to be found!
That verse is found in Jeremiah, a book of prophecy that was written for this end time (Jeremiah 30:1-9). So this prophecy about the Ark is for us today.
If the Ark were found, it would electrify many people around the world!
People don’t know where the Ark is, but I believe that the Bible—and a certain nation’s history—tell us in which country it is located today.
Gerald then goes on to proclaim that the Ark of the Covenant will soon be a tourist attraction.
Examine Jeremiah 3:16 carefully. It says that once the Messiah comes, “they shall say no more, The ark of the covenant of the Lord.” They won’t say it anymore—which means they were saying it at some point. People are not saying it now, but according to this prophecy, there is coming a time when they will be saying it! “[N]either shall it come to mind: neither shall they remember it; neither shall they visit it; neither shall that be done anymore.”
Notice that shocking statement: God says people won’t visit the Ark anymore! Do you know any place today where people visit the Ark? There isn’t any such place, but God here describes a time when people will visit the Ark of the Covenant.
Remember, the time frame is leading up to the Tribulation and the coming of the Messiah. These scriptures refer to the time we are living in now. Just before the Tribulation, many people will be visiting the ark like a tourist attraction, according to this prophecy. It sounds like it has created a world sensation! I don’t see how you can understand this prophecy any other way.
So just how does Gerald Flurry KNOW that the ark is there? Because none other thanHerbert Armstrong said so! If he said it, it HAS TO BE TRUE! There can be no other explanation!
The ancient nation of Judah fell to the Babylonians in 585 b.c.e.In the siege, the king of Babylon killed all the sons of Judah’s King Zedekiah. Most people believe that the royal line of King David ended at that point. But if you study 2 Samuel 7:12-16, you see that God had promised to establish David’s lineage on that throne forever! If David never had another royal descendant—if the throne of David ceased with Zedekiah—then God’s promise would have been broken.
However, as Herbert W. Armstrong proved in his book The United States and Britain in Prophecy, that throne did not cease. God kept His promise by keeping a royal descendant of David—not a son of Zedekiah but a daughter—alive. He preserved her with the help of the Prophet Jeremiah, whom God allowed to escape Babylonian captivity.
“The real ancient history of Ireland is very extensive, though colored with some legend. But with the facts of biblical history and prophecy in mind, one can easily sift out the legend from the true history in studying ancient Irish annals,” Mr. Armstrong wrote.
[I]n 569 b.c. (date of Jeremiah’s transplanting), an elderly, white-haired patriarch, sometimes referred to as a ‘saint,’ came to Ireland. With him was the princess daughter of an eastern king and a companion called ‘Simon Brach,’ spelled in different histories as Breck, Berech, Brach or Berach.” This is Jeremiah’s scribe, Baruch. “The princess had a Hebrew name Tephi—a pet name—her full name being Tea-Tephi. … This royal party included the son of the king of Ireland who had been in Jerusalem at the time of the siege. There he had become acquainted with Tea-Tephi. He married her shortly after 585—when the city fell. Their young son, now about 12 years of age, accompanied them to Ireland.
As Mr. Armstrong proved in his book, this royal line was thus preserved in the British Isles. It can be traced directly to the British throne.
Irish annals show that when Jeremiah migrated to Ireland, he brought with him more than just the princess of Judah who carried on David’s throne. “Besides the royal family, Jeremiah brought with them some remarkable things,” Mr. Armstrong continued, “including a harp, an ark, and a wonderful stone called ‘lia-fail,’ or ‘stone of destiny’” (op. cit., emphasis mine).
The “stone of destiny” is also called “Jacob’s pillar stone.” It is the stone the patriarch Jacob set up to memorialize the promise God made to him in Genesis 28—that his descendants would become as numerous as “the dust of the earth.” This stone remained with the nation of Israel throughout its history. And when Jeremiah fled Jerusalem, he took this stone with him.
We know where this stone is today: It is in Scotland, in Edinburgh Castle. In recent years, faithless critics have tried to discredit the origins of this stone—but for hundreds of years its true origins were widely accepted and understood. Queen Elizabeth was crowned over it, as was Tea-Tephi’s royal son anciently.
Notice that along with that stone, Jeremiah brought the Ark of the Covenant on his journey to Ireland!
Not only is the Ark in Hill Tara, but Flurry claims that the 10 commandments are there as well.
In Volume i of The Journal of the British Archeological Association, published in 1895, an essay called “The Hill of Tara” by R. H. McDonald referred to the work of the Irish archaeologist Dr. Denis Hanan: “‘Tara,’ says Dr. Hanan, is almost pure Hebrew for Torah, which means ‘law,’ and the original tables of the law were in the Ark which, curiously enough, Irish history says is buried with Tea.”
Note that! Tara comes from torah—God’s law! There is a well-known connection between the famous Tara Hill and the law of God!
This is amazing history. The tablets of the Ten Commandments were written by the very finger of God! (Exodus 31:18; 34:1, 28). God personally gave them to Moses, and they were placed within the Ark of the Covenant (Deuteronomy 10:5; 1 Kings 8:9).
According to these archaeologists and historians, these tablets were buried with Tea-Tephi in Tara Hill! Why don’t we hear more about this history? It is clearly recorded in Ireland’s history books. This simply cannot be chalked up as a “legend” or “myth” of Irish history!
Flurry and the rest of the splinter cult leaders in the Armstrong Churches of God just cannot get past all of these "physical" things they claim we will all be worshipping or looking towards. It is just like many who claim the temple will be rebuilt in Jerusalem and all of humanity will go there.
The problem in all of that is that if one is truly following the one claiming to be Jesus, there is no need for any of these artifacts or physical things pointing to something in a kingfom where the One is already there. That "something" will already be here. People will be rejoicing in that instead of standing in line to look at some rocks or other objects of desire.
Funny how the two main strategists of WCG sued Steven Spielberg for "stealing" the "Raiders of the lost Ark" narrative from them. Some years ago I read the court case and the court established no link between their fiction and the hollywood archives Spielberg consulted.
ReplyDeleteFunny or interesting?
You decide.
nck
Anyway. In the national museum of Ireland/Dublin, in a small darkened back corner, one can find some information on the digs the British Israelists performed back in the Victorian age at Tara.
The only proven connection between Tara and the Middle East is the Monastic system from Egypt that was transplanted to Ireland at a very early stage in Christianity. Also Briton Chieftains were known to marry Middle Eastern princesses, visit Rome or even Jerusalem. Just as German princes and dukes married princesses from the Eastern Roman Empire at Constantinople.
Lots of this travel indeed went through what we now call Spain as the pillars of Hercules were a tough cookie to sail.
Even before christianity there had been lots of contact between the Celtic world and the Middle East.
Lady of Vix and other Chieftains at Troyes all have Greek ceramics in their graves.
I believed the catholic monks mixed and garbled these true histories up in order for those stories to emerges as local lore and be transplanted by the British Israelists to some 1500 years before the actual event in order to explain their sudden domination of the entire world in a meek way and attribute this "blessing' to God instead of their own technolical advances.
nck
I guess he doesn't see much of Youtube. There are many entries of the Arc of the Covenant being found already.
ReplyDeleteAlong with hoards of other hoaxes, yes. Its too bad Ron Wyatt never got to milk Youtube for what it's worth.
DeleteInstead of gaining possession of the Stone of Scone, Flurry declared his rock the new Stone.
ReplyDeleteWhy not do the same for the Ark of the Covenant? Maybe Flurry can find a wooden crate containing old copies of Malachi's Message, and declare THAT to be the new Ark of the Covenant!
Another excellent example of the "simplicity that is in Christ" and "for my yoke is easy and my burden is light" as imagined by the Churches of God. I realize these comments are in the New Testament, which is generally suspect to Flurry, Pack, Thiel and Weinland types, but it is a concept worth considering however unprofitable financially it might be to the ridiculous men who suppose them to be something when they are not.
ReplyDeleteWhen these men get close to death, their last thoughts will no doubt be, "what did I just waste my entire life on?" Dave no doubt will utter, "My God, My God, why hast thou forsaken me," with his resurrection soon to follow as the very Christ himself. It's the last title available and this is the only way to claim it which he will expect to do.
Gerald Flurry will probably be buried in his Gulfstream, row 7 and set up at Tara Hill as a research center offering Tia,Tephi and scones to tourists.
Bob Thiel will be buried in a life size vitamin bottle wearing a football helmet in Africa on Mt. Kilimanjaro in Kenya. He will then learn to bless the rain down in Africa rather than see it as God trying to tell us something. Well he won't but the irony will not escape us.
James Malm will be buried in a jar of OT scrolls, in a cave near the Dead Sea.
Joe Tkach Jr will go immediately to heaven and change everything around and learn that none of the early Apostles are there but rather still awaiting resurrection back on earth. It will be filled, however, with happy, clappy Evangelicals that he will have second thoughts about wanting to spend all eternity with.
Gerald Weston will lie in the ground with a case of Dom Perignon and a box of snickers bars awaiting resurrection. (Private Joke)
Personally, I will be cremated and scattered on Mt St Helens where I will continue making an ash of myself about every 350 years.
And so it goes....
Since the edict, "It is appointed for all men once to die.." is still in effect, suggestions for other Church of God leaders????
I spent a lot of time researching this out a number of years ago, and there were several prominent theories. These ranged from the ark having been hidden in secret compartments beneath the Temple at the time of its first destruction, to it’s having been removed to Ethiopia where the wood that had been overlayed with gold gradually decayed and collapsed. There were also theories regarding the Knights Templar.
ReplyDeleteNothing was solidly verifiable. Excavation beneath the Temple in Jerusalem is prohibited, and the Ethiopian artifacts were highly suspected as having been faked. The Knights Templar stories seem to have surfaced at the time of some prominent Tom Hanks movies.
If the Ark of the Covenant were ever actually discovered, proper procedure would need to be followed in moving it, or people would die.
Leaders of the Armstrong movement are not known for their humility, and would most likely be their normal arrogant selves if they happened to be the ones finding it. I can see Flurry or Pack actually dying because their presumptuousness if they were involved. Well, perhaps not, now that they have read this!
BB
"The tablets of the Ten Commandments were written by the very finger of God!"
ReplyDeleteeh, they were written by Moses, he smashed the ones God wrote.
details matter.
Seems like the "Ark of the Covenant" and finding it, has replaced finding "Noahs Ark" as an object of cult admiration.
ReplyDeleteIm starting my own cult, and we are going to find "The Lost Dutchman Mine" , "The Romanov Jewels" , and Pirate Treasure on "The Curse of Oak Island"!
Eh..they were written by the priests of the Babylonian captivity in the 6th century BCE.
ReplyDeleteBetter details matter more better
Mr. Flurry should prove his theory and just start digging up the ark. He could quickly prove either he is a quack or prophet. Duck, duck, duck, quack.
ReplyDeleteLets dig up the Ark just prior to a devastating WW3. Great timing. They repel potential members with their abusive cult ways, so look to a gimmick that will draw the crowds. Why not get Dumbo the flying elephant as a attraction?
ReplyDelete7:43am wrote:
ReplyDelete"The tablets of the Ten Commandments were written by the very finger of God!"
eh, they were written by Moses, he smashed the ones God wrote.
details matter.
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Yeah, details matter.
Ex. 34:1 says:
And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest.
but verse 28 says:
And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.
So which is it?
Kevin McMillen
12:11 pm wrote:
ReplyDeleteEh..they were written by the priests of the Babylonian captivity in the 6th century BCE.
Better details matter more better
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Can you prove that? Before you ask, no I can't prove who wrote the Ten Commandments on the second pair of tablets or even if there was a second pair of tablets, I wasn't there.
Kevin McMillen
ReplyDeleteAnonymous at 7:43 AM denied that "The tablets of the Ten Commandments were written by the very finger of God!"
He/she/they said "they were written by Moses, he smashed the ones God wrote."
I thought he wrote them with little shards of pottery and colored stones arranged carefully and cemented in place, as a reminder that they were Mosaic law.
Whatever happened to the Ark of Gabriel that was found under the Grand Mosque in Mecca, which was then given to Russia to transplant to the only Russian Orthodox church in Antarctica? Is it still there or did Suadi Arabia take it back? I don't expect an answer but just wanted to share something interesting.
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RT
ReplyDeleteI thought he wrote them with little shards of pottery and colored stones arranged carefully and cemented in place, as a reminder that they were Mosaic law.
Oh my, you are making my Urim and Thummim gyrate with electrifying spasms of tears! :)
Actually, the reason that Ex. 34:28 is such a gas is that it plainly states that the words of the covenant are the ten commandments.
ReplyDeleteIt is very interesting to visualize and to contemplate that, juxtaposing it with what we were taught as the tenets of Armstrongism. If allowed to say what it actually means, it answers many questions!
BB
ReplyDelete“The Ark of the Covenant: Soon to be discovered by a Church God Group?”
Gerald Flurry is a false prophet who wastes everyone's time, energy, and money stringing them along with wrong guesses about the future.
Gerald Flurry praises and elevates himself continually (but still comes up short in his elevator shoes), and causes only division and trouble among everyone else.
I stumbled across the original ten commandment tablets that Moses broke. Like a jig saw puzzle, I have put the pieces back together. The ACOGs can bid for my tablet on EBay. Please, no crank offers.
ReplyDeleteDo Flurrys members really fall for this ?
ReplyDeleteThese huckster 'finds' have become ubiquitous!
ReplyDeleteSince it's almost Easter, I also expect that ossuaries of the heavy hitters of Christian lore will be "discovered" again - as they seem to be around or about EVERY Easter. What a freakin' joke!
The danger of Flurry after his new stone of destiny, herbs prayer stone discovery is that he could go to a Irish farmers field in County Royal Meath near the hill of Tara and find anything and turn it into his version of the Ark of the Covenant.
ReplyDelete2:59 nope. theyre just waiting for the right nudge. besides, most of them dont REALLY their literatures, much more their bibles. if they theyd know.
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