It is that special day in COGland today. It is time for the Chosen-One to speak for an hour and a half on 5 million different topics during that time frame. Apparently still unable to form a single thought and elaborate on it, Bawana Bob Thiel has to spend eternity discussing far too many subjects for a sermon. All he does when he "preaches" like this is prove he is incapable of doing research and speaking on ONE topic for a sermon.
In this sermon Dr. Thiel mainly asks questions he has recently encountered. Questions were asked and addressed about the opening of the (1)second seal of Revelation and its timing in relation to the(2) Great Tribulation and the (3)‘gathering together’ (Zephaniah 2:1-3). Questions were asked and answered related to (4)Solomon, (5)Canaan (and it (6)Jesus was a black African), (7)angels, the (8)unpardonable sin & (9)Freemasonry, (10)Samson’s long hair, (11)if the Sabbath has been lost, (12)the risks and ‘medical benefits’ of marijuana ((13)including CBD oil), (14)how far Christians should go in telling others about the truth of God, and (15)whether or not wine (as opposed to grape juice) was discussed/used in the Old and New Testaments. (16)The ‘baptism by fire’ and the (17)‘synagogue of Satan’ were also discussed.17 different unrelated topics in a sermon. Seriously, who does that? Poorly trained speakers, that's who!
Here are a few tips for our favorite Bud:
Apparently, Spokesmen Club didn't work for our glorious Doubly Anointed Dear Leader so perhaps a course with Toastmasters International would help.
I can now see why Rod Meredith did not let him speak in church that much! Bless his heart!
Maybe by talking about so many different things, he thinks he’s more interesting, instead of droning on and on about one boring subject. There is a flaw in his logic if that’s the case.
ReplyDeleteHE's the exact opposite of his idol. HWA. Old Herb could spend a week or more of radio time bloviating about one scripture, but it was hypnotic and drilled it into unsuspecting minds.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Al Dexter... If Thiel really wanted to by like HWA he would drone on and on for years about "The Two Trees"
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should take lessons from Pack, who is on sermon 196 or 197 of the same subject.
ReplyDeleteAl, Tonto, it's worse than you think.
ReplyDeleteThiel CAN go on at length about a single topic. Get him talking about naturopathy, and he can spend a long time on a short subject. His knowledge of God, however, is a mile wide and an inch deep. and when he has to give a sermon it becomes obvious that he is a naturopath moonlighting as a cult leader, and not a cult leader moonlighting as a naturopath.
That is one big bible that bob is waving about. Yet he probably knows nothing about kabbalah or the talmud. What an ignorant doofus. No decent Sabbath keeping Jew (i.e. Judeo-Christian) could be so ignorant.
ReplyDeleteIt's like Rush Limbaugh's talk show - "open line Friday." Unless you're watching it on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHe's a square peg in a round hole.
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