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Friday, April 24, 2020

Run for your lives! The Zombie deer are coming!


One thing self-appointed Church of God prophets do is to never let a good story go to waste.  They will find every way imaginable to twist it into some prophetic incident to fit their perverted timelines. 

Zombie Deer Disease is Here! Are the 10 Plagues on Egypt Coming?
According to certain Jewish traditions, the ten plagues on Egypt are to be repeated before the Messiah comes. Some have wondered if ”Zombie Deer Disease,’ officially knows as ‘Chronic Wasting Disease’ (which is spreading according to the US CDC) is confirmation of that Jewish view. In this video Dr. Thiel goes over each of the ten plagues that struck the Egyptians in the Book of Exodus and ties them in with prophecies in the Gospels and the Book of Revelation. These ‘plagues’ in the New Testament are to happen before Jesus returns. Are all ten to be repeated or are there at least some similarities between what happened to the Egyptians and what will happen in the Beginning of Sorrows, the Great Tribulation, and the Day of the Lord? Are we going to see waters turned to blood, ‘frogs,’ flying swarms, disease pestilences, hail, food shortages, darkness, and massive death? Will some be even worse in the end times than what afflicted Egypt? Are any Christians promised protection from the coming ‘hour of trial’? Who and why? Dr. Thiel addresses these questions and more through scriptures in the Old and New Testaments.

6 comments:

  1. What is the name of the blind deer?

    "I have no eye deer"

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  2. Perhaps Thiel should consolidate his statements and seasons. Perhaps he should say that "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer", is a "Zombie Deer" who is possessed by Satan and being used by Santa Claus for his evil purposes.

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  3. I have no problem with zombie deer. I shoot them with a silver bullet, and then eat them. When they are zombies they stay very still and make easy targets.

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  4. Bob Thiel:
    "Are we going to see waters turned to blood, ‘frogs,’ flying swarms, disease pestilences, hail, food shortages, darkness, and massive death? Will some be even worse in the end times than what afflicted Egypt? Are any Christians promised protection from the coming ‘hour of trial’? Who and why"?

    I see Mr. Thiel is embracing and voicing the shock with fear and save yourself gospel more frequently.

    The first problem is: will any take heed when a petite man who speaks softly and carries a small twig utters such a message.

    The second problem is: repeating the understanding and message of HWA concerning Matt. 24, Mark 13 and Luke 21 and Rev. 12 and Rev. 3 will lead no person who can read to a truthful conclusion.

    If Mr. Thiel continues this narrative, he continues to speak against what Jesus Christ plainly stated in Matt. 24 about when "YE shall
    SEE All these things".

    Ye, see and all have to be defined and understood. HWA missed all three. Mr. Thiel the parrot misses all three as well.

    HWA's and Bob Thiel's words will pass away. Jesus Christ's words won't before heaven and earth pass away and they are there to be plainly read.

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  5. Gimme the Cliff's notes later. Did Doc Thiel stay on track with the plagues, or did he bring 20 or 30 totally unrelated topics into his lecture?

    BB

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  6. I'm sure that Bob gets up every morning hoping that something he does goes viral. That's probably the hope that keeps him going.

    BB

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