Shocking scenes from Wadsworth's Giant Eagle as its citizens prepare for the imminent return of Dave Pack's creature he calls "christ." Of course, the first thing flying off the shelves is the booze! This is confirmation that Dave is telling the truth that his god is looking to see who gets drunk tonight.
Because that this store is named "Giant Eagle" and is next to the holy campus of Dave (in distance), this is further confirmation that he and his boys will be transported on Eagles Wings to the Place of Safety! Nothing is by chance in Dave's World!
Maybe the high voltage power lines and "5G" are affecting Davey's brain waves!
ReplyDeleteI think I just understood the possible root of Mr. Pack's problems by viewing that picture. I just wonder if he was holed up in his house for 9 weeks with Corona in a bottle? That might explain how the Greatest Story has gotten bigger and broader and expansive and even sometimes lost in a wilderness of observations.
ReplyDeleteAll we are asking for is a coherent prophecy without the massive interjection of the titled righteous servant as key and mandatory for fulfillment. It would also help if the day and the hour(s) was not specified unless qualified specifically with a "thus sayeth the Lord."
The poor Wadsworthians in the direct path of the trumpet blast. If it wasn't too late and too far, I would gladly drive there and hand out ear plugs. Maybe Dave in the goodness of his heart and in a great love thy neighbor moment will do it for me.
A couple of us went by the RCG grounds last week at night and took a leak on Dave's HQ sign.
ReplyDeleteYou are now cursed, obvi.
DeleteYou do know that Dave has cameras installed there, don’t you?
DeleteIf the Giant Eagle sells hot wings, that's all the confirmation we need!
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ReplyDeleteWith face masks on and dark clothes they will never identify us.
Time is running out in Wadsworth...
ReplyDeleteTick Tock!
Why was there no flight to the place of safety? And then three and a half years of tribulation. See, this has gotten a long ways off from good solid Armstrongism. I guess Gerald Waterhouse wasted a lot of pulpit time.
ReplyDeleteAll hell is about to break lose in Wadsworth, I'm counting down!
ReplyDeleteArmstrongism is a good ways off from good solid sanity.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Dec. 31 at 5:48 PM supposed that "Gerald Waterhouse wasted a lot of pulpit time."
ReplyDeleteHe wasted many times as much ass-on-folding chair time. What I still resent is that one of those asses wasting time on a folding chair was mine.