Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
There are a lot of laws that Thiel deliberately breaks. He doesn’t care as long as he looks super diligent to his African followers. They are following a hypocrite.
That's the only way Bobbie can get new members. Give them donuts and wine. Though his African followers probably prefer ecuru over the Two Buck Chuck that Bobbie can only afford.
Donuts! Oh, no! I thought they were bagels! Well, whatever --- a lot better than the tic tac sized pieces of cracker Protestant churches give you in their weekly corruption of Passover!
And I still (faintly) feel that if Bob tries he can rescue his church from ignominious disintegration.
Now THAT's my kind of Passover! I might have to join Bobiniah's group, after all.
ReplyDeletemust be a "new covenant church" passover....no need to be bothered by that old law of unleavened bread and such....
ReplyDeleteYummy! Can you pass some over to me?
ReplyDeleteTo be in Thiels group , you'd better substitute WHISKEY for the wine!
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of laws that Thiel deliberately breaks. He doesn’t care as long as he looks super diligent to his African followers. They are following a hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteYes, Bob may modify the Passover, but not quite in that way. Bob is a whiner. And everybody knows that with that much WHINE you need CHEESE!
ReplyDeleteThat's the only way Bobbie can get new members. Give them donuts and wine. Though his African followers probably prefer ecuru over the Two Buck Chuck that Bobbie can only afford.
ReplyDeleteThe Ocelot says:
DeleteAmerica runs on Bobbie!
Poor Boob. The guy just can't get any respect.
ReplyDeleteCan’t we name a donut after him? As a sign of our respect?
DeleteThe Ocelot suggests:
DeleteDoubly blessed sugar!
Donuts! Oh, no! I thought they were bagels!
ReplyDeleteWell, whatever --- a lot better than the tic tac sized pieces of cracker Protestant churches give you in their weekly corruption of Passover!
And I still (faintly) feel that if Bob tries he can rescue his church from ignominious disintegration.
the Leaven of a Pharisee.
ReplyDeleteIf the Bobster is using Krispy Kreme then they are double sugar for sure!
ReplyDeleteWhat is CCOGs donut budget? See Bob's church finances.
ReplyDeleteThe critter's went and dun it -- Bob's speculating on an end date, 2028!
ReplyDeleteHoss, he worked it out to be autumn 2027. Time is s h o r t!!
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