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Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Crackpot COG Prophet Now Thinks He Is A Movie Critic And Rips Groundhog Day (the movie)

Fauxaphoney Phil Bob

It is always fun watching self-appointed prophets of the Church of God, who in between all of their prophesying and dreaming, have to find something evil about everything in the world around them.

Fauxaphoney Phil Bob, the Great Bwana to Africa and 299 Caucasians has his homeopathic knickers in a twist over Groundhog Day (the Movie). Besides claiming the quaint custom of the Pennsylvania Dutch is a pagan, he rips into the movie Ground Hog Day to prove how self-righteous and pissy he can be.

There is an odd observance on February 2 each year in North America that is called Groundhog Day:
Groundhog Day … is a popular American tradition observed in the United States and Canada on February 2nd. It derives from the Pennsylvania Dutch superstition that if a groundhog emerging from its burrow on this day sees its shadow due to clear weather, it will retreat to its den and winter will persist for six more weeks; but if it does not see its shadow because of cloudiness, spring will arrive early. 
 
While the tradition remains popular in modern times, studies have found no consistent correlation between a groundhog seeing its shadow and the subsequent arrival time of spring-like weather. … The Groundhog Day ceremony held at Punxsutawney in western Pennsylvania, centering around a semi-mythical groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil, has become the most attended. (Groundhog Day, Wikipedia, accessed 04/25/20)

So, no this is not a biblical holiday, so why mention it?

Oh, the horrors! It's not in the Bible, boo hoo! Neither is 99% of the things in the world but that is not an issue to Fauxaphoney Phil Bob.

Next, he attacks the movie itself:


Fauxaphoney Phil Bob writes:

Bill Murray’s character Phil Connors displayed what was warned about in the last days by the Apostle Paul:

1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, (2 Timothy 3:1-2, NKJV throughout)
19 Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, (Galatians 5:19)

Phil Connors loved the world and wanted to pursue the works of the flesh. He did not care much about the following that the Apostle John wrote when his time loop began:

16 For all that is in the world — the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life — is not of the Father but is of the world. 17 And the world is passing away, and the lust of it; but he who does the will of God abides forever. (1 John 2:16-17)


It is just an f'ing movie Bobbie, just a movie. It has NOTHING to do with Paul's blabbering about the last days or even John's writings. Not one single thing.

Fauxaphoney Phil Bob continues with this:

Do you ever feel that you have to deal with the same problems over and over again? Do you ever wonder if there is any point to it? 
 
We know that there is as:

28 And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose. (Romans 8:28) 
 
Now, back to the synopsis:

Eventually, Phil sees his own shadow, so to speak, and changes from an inconsiderate, callous egocentric into a thoughtful, kindhearted philanthropist, refining his understanding of human decency, which, in return, makes him an appreciated and beloved man in the town. … 
 
He wakes … and finds the time loop is broken; it is now February 3. Phil is a different person than he was on February 1 … 
 
Yes, the trial ended once he learned what he was supposed to learn, then he awoke to a different day. Notice what will happen to Christians:

51 Behold, I tell you a mystery: We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed — 52 in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. (1 Corinthians 15:51-52)
Getting back to Groundhog Day, Phil learned a version of the following:

27 Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, When it is in the power of your hand to do so. (Proverbs 3:27) 
 
He not only learned it, he practiced it.

A well-done movie always has a "moral to the story" just like Aesop's fables, Bible stories, and fairy tales. Goodness usually prevails, unless you are a COG self-appointed prophet and evil is lurking around every corner waiting to devour unsuspecting COG members that fail to follow their dreams and prophecies.

COG members are always being tested by their angry god to see if they will qualify to get into its kingdom. COG members are never good enough to just rest in an assurance that they have if they actually followed that inconvenient dude that Fauxaphoney Phil Bob and others claim to follow.

Fauxaphoney Phil Bob adds:

Yes, unlike Phil Connor in Groundhog Day, we are striving for an unperishable crown. 
 
Just because you may have been a Christian for a long time, do not think that if you give up you also cannot become disqualified. 

You can't, that's a fact, especially if one is following Christ. There is no disqualification, period. But, since COG leaders do not follow Jesus and instead bow at the feet of Moses they are blind to the rest that lies just beyond their reach.

Remember, Jesus said:

12 And because lawlessness will abound, the love of many will grow cold. 13 But he who endures to the end shall be saved. (Matthew 24:12-13) 
 
So, if you ever wonder why you keep going through a lot of the same tests and trials, consider that you are to endure and learn lessons. 
 
With those lessons learned, you will be able to enter the Kingdom of God.

Any Christian who has the slightest inkling about what Jesus did and accomplished totally understands tests and trials are not things to weed out the weak and the chaff. They know that none of their works will ever gain them entrance into some godly kingdom, but that the assurance and faith in that work already done for them has guaranteed it. You can rest assured of that.

Don't let Fauxaphoney Phil Bob Thiel, Dave Pack, Gerald Flurry, and other mentally ill COG leaders make any claims otherwise. 

You can read the entire post by Fauzaphoney Phil Bob here.

 




17 comments:

  1. Bobal-lonia notes: "While the tradition remains popular in modern times, studies have found no consistent correlation between a groundhog seeing its shadow and the subsequent arrival time of spring-like weather. … "
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    While the tradition of prophecy remains popular in modern time, studies have found no consistent correlation between Bobal-lonia's predictions and the subsequent arrival of Biblical-like realities..."

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  2. Bob'saphoney Thiel got up Feb 2nd and there was nothing to see here folks. Keep moving

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  3. Didn't Gerald Weston write positively about the Groundhog Day movie a while back? That must have cheesed Bobus something awful!

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  4. unfortunately, some "leaders" get upset if the fire in your firepit is too large, might qualify as a bonfire...

    and don't get me started on birthdays.....

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  5. Didn't Gerald Weston write positively about the Groundhog Day movie a while back?

    And yesterday someone wrote how Dave Pack keeps repeating each day making new ridiculous predictions that will never-ever come to pass. And then, don't all the COGs do that? HWA did the same as Dave back in the 1930s with his timelines.

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  6. I used to keep a copy of Clayton Steep's drivel about "The Empire Strikes Back" around, finally threw it out some years ago. Hilarious stuff.

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  7. If Booblylonia was gay, would he then be a HomoHomeopathic practitioner? Inquiring minds need to know!

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  8. If Booblylonia was gay, would he then be a HomoHomeopathic practitioner?

    That's like asking, "If the sky was blue, would it be blue?"

    Bob perfectly exemplifies the effeminate men Rod Meredith liked to surround himself with. He may not be "gay" in the sense of "engages in same-sex genital activity" but he is exactly the sort of fellow GTA would never have invited on a hunting trip.

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  10. Poor Bob, except for Catholic and pagan prophecies, he seems to view all non-CCOGish things as negative.
    He reminds me of a friend at Spokesman's Club - one evening the Topics master made some statements and randomly chose members to comment negatively or positively about what he said. When called upon top comment about contraceptive counseling at high school, he just couldn't think of a positive thing to say.
    For Bob, each day will be the same. Is CCOG still the fastest growing COG? That is, of course, assuming that any of the COGs are growing.

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  11. I think I lived thru groundhog day in Worldwide. I kept waking up and hearing the same old sermon over & over again.

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  12. A bit surprised he didn't go all the way, and say Christians shouldn't watch movies (you know, like football). I think some fundamentalist Baptist churches still teach that.

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  13. watching Thiel preach is like Groundhog day all over. He preaches the same stuff over and over and only thinks about himself instead of the good of others.

    Also, had to laugh at the comment about GTA not taking Boobylonia out hunting. So true! GTA would not even be in Thiel's presence.

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  14. RL
    When I attended services in the 1980s, the regional director instructed our congregation to not watch any type of sports on TV as it encouraged a "competitive attitude." As if ministers are not competitive. This amounts to "we will compete against you and others, but don't compete back against us." This is called rigging the rules

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  15. Who was that regional director back in the 80's? I remember hearing that and I just remember myself checking out mentally and deciding it was a cult

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  16. 12.45 AM
    It was the Australian regional director Bob Morton.

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  17. I just got done crying and I was sad and upset. I prayed about it and then thought to myself... What can I do to feel better? All of the sudden this blog popped into my head and lo and behold in NO TIME I was CRACKING UP LAUGHING!! You can’t make this stuff up!! GREAT JOB guys!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 KEEP EM COMING!!!!!

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