Dave's Timeline Torn Asunder by Dave
Last week Dave had an elaborate timeline that includes 2.5 days, then 1 day, then 22.5 days, then 3.5 days.
This week, he literally tore it up in front of the brethren, as the audience uncomfortably laughs.
This weeks timeline
How much longer, RCG brethren, will you endure utter FALSENESS being slapped in your face?
From an RCG source
Maybe this is Dave’s Halloween sermon.
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He tore up the first 4 parts and left the last 3? And no "new" kingdoms to add? You're slipping Dave...
ReplyDeleteHis audience used to laugh genuinely, but for many years now, it is "uncomfortable laughter" and only when Dave tells them it's okay to laugh. Dave's laughter, too, used to be somewhat genuine (in a practiced way) but has been very maniacal for the same many years. Too bad his live audience didn't laugh every time Dave said he has something new to reveal, "on the authority of God"...Dave would kick them all out, as he doesn't like to be laughed at...or corrected in any way.
By the way, what new revelation did he have to hold his audience captive for 2 or 3 hours? Must have had something, as he does love to hear himself blather away!!
Welcome to the carnival, brethren!
ReplyDeleteJames 1:8 A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.
ReplyDeleteThis has been another very entertaining week in Splinterdom!
ReplyDeleteThe money-hungry-arseholes running this 10-ring-circus never fail to deliver!
Dave is just fulfilling his Jeremiah the prophet role. Last week it was Jeremiah 1:9 - "then the Lord put forth his hand, and touched my mouth. And the Lord said unto me, Behold, I have put my words in thy mouth.
ReplyDeleteIt was important for Dave last week to establish five kingdoms because he knew he would be fulfilling verse ten - "see I have set thee over the nations and over the kingdoms:..... to first of all tear out and pull down.
Next week, he will continue to fulfill vs.10 and destroy and throw down more kingdoms.
Not to worry, verse ten continues and Dave must continue as well - for he has to (re)build and plant kingdoms.
So we could be right back up to four, five, six or seven kingdoms in two weeks time.
My main concern here is if there is a unnecessary paper shortage being created in Wadsworth. Establishing paper kingdoms and tearing up paper kingdoms and reestablishing paper kingdoms consumes a vast amount of paper.
The man is as crazy as a s**thouse rat...
ReplyDeleteDave Pack is going to Make The COG Great Again! Tremendous deal maker, leader, philanthropist. He’s an outsider to the system. The radical left with their multi colored Sabbath day shirts are going to tear them off weeping that if only they had listened to the one in the shadow of a Giant Eagle they could have been saved!!!
ReplyDeleteThis post calls for some context.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Mr. Pack say as he tore up those numbers? Did he say he was wrong? Did he say it was all a fake-out test, to see if his members were thinking Biblically?
This site for all the good it once did has become a disinformation blog that now serves no purpose what so ever.
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DeleteIn that case, too-da-loo. We won't miss you.
2:58. What pray tell is the difference in this blog than what was reported here 8 9 years ago? The same degenerate men and false teachers are still abusing members since this blog started. What is the disinformation when everything reported here is directly from the writings or videos of current cult leaders?
ReplyDeletePlease enlighten us!
Anon 2:58 PM
ReplyDeletePlease can you name and provide the evidence for your claim.
Providing information or an opinion that one may not agree with is not disinformation, it is called freedom of speach.
@ 3:46 PM, it sometimes seems that insiders in the groups post deliberate lies here, so members trapped in the cults will recognize that this blog isn't a reliable source of information.
ReplyDeleteYou and I know that the lies are few compared to the truths, but sometimes it may be enough to discredit this blog in the eyes of gullible members.
Madness, I say Madness.
ReplyDeleteDave Pack Unveiled At Last: Quite wrong - all the time.
ReplyDeletePack walks with a quack.
ReplyDeletePack talks with a quack.
Oh, wait!
Pack is a quack!
I remember Dave Pack making a snarky comment during his sermon because someone in the audience broke wind very loudly.
ReplyDeleteI think he's descending into senility. His thing with the timelines sounds like the actions of someone who isn't all there.
ReplyDeleteWhat was Dave's comment about the fart? Was it something of a humorous nature, or something that would indicate his humanity? Did he instruct the phantom passer of gas to "Take it to the bathroom!" Or insinuate that this was an attack from Satan the devil? Was there an inquisition following services?
ReplyDeleteI often wondered how an ACOG leader would handle such an interruption. If I were giving a speech, and someone did this, I probably would have doubled over in laughter and said, "My, the accoustics in here are certainly good!" and then attempted to tie it in with a point that I was trying to get across.
It happened once in our local congregation...back in the 80's. Very long and loud. The minister never missed a step, just kept right on with the sermon. After services were over, the man and his wife got up and left without a word. They never returned. I always thought that was a shame...they gave up what they believed, because of a bit of gas! Dave passes tons of gas, every time he opens his mouth and speaks. Too bad he wouldn't get up and leave without a word to anyone...
ReplyDeleteI believe they still keep the doors locked once services begin, accident waiting to happen!
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