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Sunday, May 15, 2022
Jesus has returned to Wadsworth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While everyone was busy looking at the eclipse tonight, Jesus stealthy returned to Wadsworth and is having dinner with Dave Pack as they plan his official third coming.
hey ... you know less than a quarter of the World will actually see or be affected by this eclipse.
That's the entire problem with the American version of Christianity and their ownership of Jesus. It comes from an obvious insular culture. This just proves what a hillbilly Pack is and his failed attempts at prophesy.
Besides wouldn't Jesus come at the head/beginning of the time zones? Why would he want to come when time is at the arse end of the time zones?
I always preferred Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" for the optimal lunar eclipse experience, but Dave should seriously be listening to "Just Dropped In (to see what condition my condition was in)" That is, if he ever has any introspective moments, you understand.
Ha! Love it! There are enough crazy Armstrongites who see all of these moon eclipses as a sign of the end times.
ReplyDeleteBilly Gibbons must be surprised. The song I just heard him sing on the radio said that Jesus just left Chicago, headed down to New Orleans.
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ReplyDeleteyou know less than a quarter of the World will actually see or be affected by this eclipse.
That's the entire problem with the American version of Christianity and their ownership of Jesus. It comes from an obvious insular culture.
This just proves what a hillbilly Pack is and his failed attempts at prophesy.
Besides wouldn't Jesus come at the head/beginning of the time zones?
Why would he want to come when time is at the arse end of the time zones?
I always preferred Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" for the optimal lunar eclipse experience, but Dave should seriously be listening to "Just Dropped In (to see what condition my condition was in)" That is, if he ever has any introspective moments, you understand.
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ReplyDeleteIn the PCG cult you get lied to and robbed by the runt of the litter (Gerald Flurry). This is not fitting.
At least in the RCG cult you get lied to and robbed by an overgrown bully (Dave Pack). This is more appropriate.