LCG, like most COG's today, are scrambling to do all they can to retain younger members in their groups. As the COG ages into oblivion, they think by attracting and maintaining some of the youth they have a bright future ahead.
Never fear though...Jonathan McNair is ready to train the next generation of LCG leaders to carry on the torch of the failure he and other LCG leaders have been unable to do. McNair intends to teach them how to lead successful lives by "ACCURATELY understanding the Bible and its application in the modern world". What a hoot!
Of the 2 1/2 days of this event, how many hours will be spent on Jesus? How much will be spent on the law? I think we all know the answer to this. And, LCG wants to know why they are such failures!
Living for Tomorrow—Repeat Announcement
One of the responsibilities historically given to the leadership of the Church is to train next- generation leaders. Paul trained Timothy and Titus, and Peter taught and mentored John Mark, calling him “my son,” as we read in 1 Peter 5:13. To continue fulfilling this mandate, the new “L4T” or Living for Tomorrow program is being launched. If you are a young adult between 18 and 30 and want to learn more about Living for Tomorrow, join us from May 27 to 29 at Blowing Rock, North Carolina. We will have a full weekend of intensive focus on building successful lives based on accurately understanding the Bible and its application in our modern world. Arrival is on Friday afternoon, May 27, with departure on Sunday afternoon, May 29. The cost is only $135, including food and accommodations. Join us as we launch our new L4T program! Questions? Contact Mr. Jonathan McNair at _____.
Will the COG be forever cursed by the McNairs? They all just need to shut up and go away!
ReplyDeleteAt least the Meredith children have finally all become nobodies in COG land. The McNair spawn should do the same.
How appropriate that the town is named "Blowing Rock". Couldn't have said it better myself!
ReplyDeleteAt least the Meredith children have finally all become nobodies in COG land. The McNair spawn should do the same.
ReplyDeleteThe McNair boys know "where all the bodies are buried." They may not have the charisma or intelligence or knowledge to lead their own church, but they could ruin Gerald Weston's church in one day if they ever wanted to. Weston has to keep them satisfied.
If Jonathan wants to teach my grandchildren how to polish our toilets, he's welcome to it.
ReplyDeleteHWA used a similar marketing line of "teaching people how to live," but ran his church like a dictatorship with its accompanying spy network and punisher ministers. People were supposed to believe the nice sounding words and ignore the ugly reality.
ReplyDeleteWhen I started attending WWCG services, my complaint of the church being "Nazi like" got back to my AC educated minister. He went red in the face with anger the next time he saw me. That is, members were expected to believe that being lorded over is mans natural state.
Btw. this same minister spent a so called counseling session trying to convince me that I should let him possess me. He never used those words, but it was obvious.
If Jonathan wants to teach my grandchildren how to polish our toilets, he's welcome to it.
ReplyDeleteReminds of a story about Jonathan's uncle Raymond. Once at the college in Bricket Wood, Raymond was giving a beginning-of-the-year talk to the student body and brought up the principle "whatever you hand finds to do, do it with all your might". Lots of students had jobs, and they were all there to study. Raymond said, "If you're trimming the bushes, trim every leaf; if you're sweeping the floor, give it your all; if you're cleaning the toilet, throw yourself in." Everyone began to snicker, but Raymond, who was always a little clueless, had no idea what the laughing was about. "What, what?" And the laughing got even louder.
My favorite Raymond McNair misspeak...
ReplyDeleteMcNair started to complain during a sermon about all the very personal items that were now marketed openly as commercials on television, without any discretion...
"With no shame, products like pimple removers, toilet paper, hemorrhoid products, TAMPOOONS" (said with the elongated "oons" instead of the short o in tampons)
The Ambassador PM audience started snickering and laughing at the tampooons pronunciation. McNair got mad at the audience stating that he didnt think his topic was deserving of such a response!
"With no shame, products like pimple removers, toilet paper, hemorrhoid products, TAMPOOONS" (said with the elongated "oons" instead of the short o in tampons)
ReplyDeleteRaymond McNair was a buffon.
ONLY $135?? What happened to: “FREELY you have received; FREELY give”??? Oh, I forgot, they need all of the money for THEMSELVES!! After all, they do have to fund the Retirement for so called Ministers. Funny, the apostle Paul never retired!! I don’t recall any of the TRUE servants of God ever retiring!!
ReplyDeleteJonathan McNair is a git.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn’t trust Jonathan McNair to clean my toilet!! He is a blatant FRAUD!!
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