Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
Once again, Dave's Jesus fails to show. NASA did successfully hit an asteroid about 7 million million miles away in the first Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) about the same time Jesus was "scheduled" to return at sundown in Wadsworth. Camera's picked up nothing heavenly and no Trumpet blasts were picked up.
Since Dave noted today that there are no converted Christians or "real Christians" in Jerusalem it is more logical that the end of the "murky" day return would occur in Wadsworth, special place that it is. If I were to try to explain Dave's explanation of "murky end of the day" to you, you would go insane, so we will skip that part.
PS I do want to credit Gary for his great faith that Dave would be mistaken again as he posted this a full 30 minutes before 7:17 EST sundown which is the maximum time Jesus had to return today. Quite the leap of faith to predict Dave's prophetic failure before the time was all up. And yes brethren...Gary is a prophet :)
Clearly, Gary has the Elijah mantle and is a type of Amos Isaiah Ezekiel Jeremiah Micah Obadiah Haggai Habbakkuk Zechariah because GOD works in DUAL STAGES, brethren and is NOT THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSION.
"Since Dave noted today that there are no converted Christians or "real Christians" in Jerusalem it is more logical that the end of the "murky" day return would occur in Wadsworth, special place that it is. If I were to try to explain Dave's explanation of "murky end of the day" to you, you would go insane, so we will skip that part." (DD)
I have fished for many hours in the murky waters of Brittle Lake because I knew there were no real bass in nearby Lake Manassas. Was I convinced that there was a "Jesus bass" in those murky waters? No, but it was a lot of fun pursuing the "big one". Now if I only could have figured a way to get many people to pay for my hobby, then I could have convinced myself that yes he was in those murky waters just waiting for one man to catch him.
I'm sure Jesus has much more interesting stuff to do, and many more incredible people to remember than some dullard like Dave Pack. It just strikes me that Jesus, not being bound by the time-space continuum, would find it much more entertaining and edifying to be watching and enjoying an old 1970's Wilson Pickett concert, possibly supported by other of the Stax-Volt performers like Otis Redding, the Staple Singers, Sam and Dave, Solomon Burke, Rufus Thomas, or Eddie Floyd. If there is one thing we all know for sure about Jesus it's that He's got a lot of soul!
In HWA's end times scenarios, you weren't even suppoesd to be able to make it to your car safely to go to work in the morning without "the queers" molesting you. It was supposed to be just like Sodom and Gomorrah.
Once again, Dave's Jesus fails to show. NASA did successfully hit an asteroid about 7 million million miles away in the first Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) about the same time Jesus was "scheduled" to return at sundown in Wadsworth. Camera's picked up nothing heavenly and no Trumpet blasts were picked up.
ReplyDeleteSince Dave noted today that there are no converted Christians or "real Christians" in Jerusalem it is more logical that the end of the "murky" day return would occur in Wadsworth, special place that it is. If I were to try to explain Dave's explanation of "murky end of the day" to you, you would go insane, so we will skip that part.
PS I do want to credit Gary for his great faith that Dave would be mistaken again as he posted this a full 30 minutes before 7:17 EST sundown which is the maximum time Jesus had to return today. Quite the leap of faith to predict Dave's prophetic failure before the time was all up. And yes brethren...Gary is a prophet :)
ReplyDeleteClearly, Gary has the Elijah mantle and is a type of Amos Isaiah Ezekiel Jeremiah Micah Obadiah Haggai Habbakkuk Zechariah because GOD works in DUAL STAGES, brethren and is NOT THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSION.
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ReplyDelete"Since Dave noted today that there are no converted Christians or "real Christians" in Jerusalem it is more logical that the end of the "murky" day return would occur in Wadsworth, special place that it is. If I were to try to explain Dave's explanation of "murky end of the day" to you, you would go insane, so we will skip that part." (DD)
I have fished for many hours in the murky waters of Brittle Lake because I knew there were no real bass in nearby Lake Manassas. Was I convinced that there was a "Jesus bass" in those murky waters? No, but it was a lot of fun pursuing the "big one". Now if I only could have figured a way to get many people to pay for my hobby, then I could have convinced myself that yes he was in those murky waters just waiting for one man to catch him.
I'm sure Jesus has much more interesting stuff to do, and many more incredible people to remember than some dullard like Dave Pack. It just strikes me that Jesus, not being bound by the time-space continuum, would find it much more entertaining and edifying to be watching and enjoying an old 1970's Wilson Pickett concert, possibly supported by other of the Stax-Volt performers like Otis Redding, the Staple Singers, Sam and Dave, Solomon Burke, Rufus Thomas, or Eddie Floyd. If there is one thing we all know for sure about Jesus it's that He's got a lot of soul!
ReplyDeleteIn HWA's end times scenarios, you weren't even suppoesd to be able to make it to your car safely to go to work in the morning without "the queers" molesting you. It was supposed to be just like Sodom and Gomorrah.
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