Dave Pack: 2023. For Real, this time...

2023. For Real.

 

We are in the first 40-day period ending on February 10, 2023, when the Kingdom of God arrives.

 

The second 40-day period ends on Abib 1 (March 22), when the Day of the Lord starts.

 

During the first 40-day period but before February 10, there is a resurrection of 100 billion people starting the Kingdom to Israel.

 

Before that, David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God will become a global mouthpiece. When will Elijah be raised like Moses first to kick this off? Don’t know. It is a wife-restricted secret Dave will reveal in his own time. But man, does he know and knows that he knows.

 

He presented part of a new 60-point list proving how hard he is trying to get the timing right.

 

He mangled Ephesians 5:14-16 privately interpreting that the dead are resurrected into future evil days, rather than the people who need to be wise and circumspect living in current evil days. But hey, I never went to Ambassador College.

 

Elijah will be doing a lot of stuff, but when he starts is still a secret. So, stop asking.

 

You are partially caught up on the ballyhoo and tomfoolery enjoyed during “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 415),” given on January 17, 2023.

 

 

How impressed should everyone be with this most-significant Part 415?

 

Part 415 – January 17, 2023

@ 32:41 We’re gonna put some things together that are impossible to dispute. Impossible.

 

@ 50:55 Now, we never understood these things. But we do now.

 

Ha ha ha. Famous last words. That oft-repeated phrase is now satire even when Dave says it.

 

The David C. Pack of today is mocking the David C. Pack of yesterday. Those two will duel for who knew the right what, when.

 

@ 1:06:24 Now, we never saw or understood this. It’s not remotely what anybody has ever understood. And I been looking at this, as you know, for like 20,000 hours. For years trying to put it together. Three Kingdoms. Four. Three. Four. Three. Four. Three. Four.

 

So much for inspired preaching moved by the Holy Spirit. So much for effective time management. So much for healthy work-life balance.

 

For the chosen servant of God to go back and forth perpetually about how many kingdoms there are does not fill me with confidence. A man studying the Bible for 20,000 hours while claiming to be an apostle but still cannot get the picture correct causes me to seriously doubt his prophetic competence.

 

Or maybe I am being a jerk.

 

David C. Pack is just a guy who wants so badly to understand Bible prophecy and desperately wants to believe God is leading him to teach this. He is surrounded by blind compromisers who are as desperate as he is, enabling his continued madness by excusing years of fumbling while ignoring the Book they proclaim to understand.

 

Blind leading the blind. Hello, Mister Ditch.

 

The Spirit of Error is holding a rave on the Headquarters Campus, but the brethren of The Restored Church of Another god are invited.

 

If God chooses you to fully understand Bible prophecy, you will fully understand without botching it for seven-plus years. If anyone does anything for 20,000 hours and still cannot nail it down, it is time for a new career.

 

 

News Flash: Jesus Christ arriving in 2022 is OFF THE TABLE!!!

 

Over sixty “The Greatest Unending Story!” Parts were delivered in 2022, but count them as dross because the Kingdom of God did not arrive last year.

 

How can you know?

 

@ 28:34 This math carries with it a whole set of asterisks. I have it on good authority that hasn’t happened yet, so you don’t have to worry about any year in the past.

 

Wait, is that a coded nod to the thorough documentation provided by exrcg.org?

 

Dave is convinced that 2023 is the year it all happens. For real, this time. He goes as far as to say that it could not have been in 2022. The man sure has a way of knee-capping himself. Time to tear out your Bible notes from last year and start over.

 

@ 28:18 Future years won't work. I don't see any way, and somebody could ask about the math at this point. There're all kinds of problems with years beyond 2023.

 

Insert howls of laughter. Prepare for the familiar “we’re not gonna go another year” phrase to be pulled from the dryer and worn through December.

 

@ 28:44  But last year wouldn’t have worked either. It was impossible. If we'd have understood "midst of the years," we would understand you had an extra intercalary…month. There are two Adars in 2024. There were in 2022. Both are simply out.

 

It is astounding to now ponder that 2022 will not host the return of Jesus Christ. Thankfully, this fantastic news came just in time. In January 2023. David C. Pack explains to the brethren of The Restored Church of God that all dates he set last year were “impossible.”

 

That means God tricked His servant into saying false dates based on false ideas by putting the wrong scriptures together to paint the wrong picture. Or it came from the human mind of David C. Pack, moved by the Spirit of Error to lead the members of RCG to chase their tails for another year.

 

If nothing in the past would have ever worked and ONLY 2023 works, that means that since 2012, David C. Pack has been fraudulently teaching fantasy to God's True Church. He does not use those words, but he confesses them nonetheless.

 

David C. Pack never considers the implications of the words he speaks. He can only think in the present; completely unaware, he invalidates his past and condemns his future.

 

And this is the guy who will be Elijah with “serious teeth” and “like Moses” to shout to the whole world?

 

No thank you.

 

@ 29:02 So, if it didn’t happen this year, it’s impossible that it’s next year.

 

Bookmark this. It will come back to bite Dave on the backside eventually.

 

This is why a vast library of foolish quotes and outrageous false claims are ready to be brought forth at the right moment. David C. Pack is his own worst enemy. His very words are perceived as "an attack from the devil" that "enemies" throw in his face.

 

Hey man, I did not say this junk on the record. That is all on you, bro.

 

 

How did the Packian Triad of Fraud come up with 2023 being so definitive and absolute?

 

@ 29:33 …a Sabbath 40 days back when the Father and Christ come.

 

@ 29:45 One day away from spring because God's gonna start years within a day, and that's perfect when you understand He's shaving years back. You've gotta have a late New Year's, an early spring, no leap years, and no intercalary months. You can’t have any of that.

 

Another utterly different construct of precise circumstances is necessary for proving his point. If you want to say one positive thing about David C. Pack, he knows how to take unrelated facts to Frankenstein proofs for a new date that could sound possible if it were an isolated incident.

 

Part 401 – October 22, 2022

@ 32:01 Three things…become absolute. The First Kingdom is one month…between new moons like all sacred months. Two. It follows harvest. And our last shot at that is Cheshvan. And three. This First Kingdom arrives in a year when a number of knowable metrics have been met. That makes its arrival sure.

 

Part 403 – November 05, 2022

@ 16:13 There are only two times, and the apostles knew this when the Day of the Lord can come. And those two times are Tammuz 1 or Tevet 1. There are no other possibilities.

 

Part 413 – January 4, 2023

@ 1:25:05 …we wait for what no one else knows ‘cause you’ll never ever a nuclear blast wouldn’t change me…from the simple fact that it’s ten days, seven years, a thousand years, and winter. You can’t change that.

 

Oops. This is another attack, I suppose.

 

David C. Pack is not a man of his word.

Trust him to your own folly.

 

Dave loves coincidences as proof of how correct the new theory is.

 

Part 415 – January 17, 2023

@ 30:03 Now, go online and see how many years you’re gonna wait until that happens again. Or, is it just an incredible coincidence that we’re learning it this year in a year that fits, you know, jot and tittle. I mean, hand in glove…So, future years won’t work for a long time.

 

If only this was the first time that method was used.

 

Part 394 – September 24, 2022

@ 17:57 But it’s impossible to believe that he [Elijah] doesn’t sound on Trumpets. So, is it a coincidence we’re learning this right now?

 

Part 412 – December 27, 2022

@ 1:22:56 It was there all along. But not going to be understood until God removed the last part of the Mystery made everything absolutely plain. Now, a coincidence that we learn it now? I guess you decide…Only God could reveal this. Truly. So, it’s January 1^st, that’s inarguable. That’s just inarguable. Or we wait a year.

 

Brad should sit Dave down in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium and play back his dumb statements so the man can see how he sounds like a lunatic. Perhaps this would spark some desire for self-restraint. A little prudence goes a long way.

 

I would gladly help with this project. I know how deficient the skills in the video department are now at RCG, and I would gladly accept freelance work at $70 per hour. The documentation has already been compiled. Have Carl put it in writing, and then Dr. Ranney can call with a confirmation. He has my number.

 

 

Binary question: Is David C. Pack a professional liar or an ignorant teacher?

 

I do not think he is a liar or a willful con man. Dave buys his own malarkey. Remember, the naked emperor believes he is wearing magnificent clothing. It is everyone else who knows he is nude.

 

Who at the Headquarters of The Restored Church of God knows that David C. Pack is biblically naked?

 

To put it more bluntly, which men see Dave’s prophetic buttocks and genitalia daily and are totally fine with it?

 

Brad. Ryan. Jaco. Tim. Salasi. Jim. Andrew. Frank. Raymond.

 

Three others were excluded. They actually see the spectacular fabric their human idol strides through the Grand Garden in.

 

Part 415 – January 17, 2023

@ 30:22 I could never find a year that it would work. But I didn’t look that hard because I know it’s this year.But I do understand the “midst of the years” was so enlightening. It put bold lines on things. And put a Kingdom in place. Vivid colors. No more pastel. 

 

2023 is the year, and the evidence is locked so tight there is no need to keep proving all things.

 

@ 39:28 You have an absolute solid promise, bright lines, and vivid colors that it has to be before February 10^th.

 

Who’s promise? Notice he did not pin that on anyone specific. Dave might have well just said, “Joe Baloney down the street promises you.” For what that is worth.

 

 

Consider the “stunning understanding” carried about since 2012 that has all amounted to nothing, as admitted in Part 415. Accept Dave’s enthusiasm about 2023 with that grain of salt.

 

Dave will do the same things without guilt. He will say the same things without regret.

 

While attending RCG, I realized David C. Pack was made of Teflon and Kevlar. Failure, shame, embarrassment, and accountability just roll off of him. Nothing sticks or penetrates.

 

When you are coated with a thick shell of profound denial reinforced by Headquarters medical-grade fawning pillows held by a cabal of corrupted hirelings, it is easy to see how the Bible and God are to blame when theories collapse under the immense pressure of time.

 

It seems as though David C. Pack wakes up each day with a blank mind, unsullied by statements of the past. He lives in today only for today. That is his blessing and his curse.

 

No matter how many hours he talks or how many proofs he writes down, David C. Pack will not and cannot ever be correct about the return of Jesus Christ.

 

February 10 will come and go. March 22 will come and go. The absolutely inarguable dates will oil up and slide around as they approach. Watch for that.

 

The Restored Church of God is recycling the RCG Mad Libs booklet. The empty slots that once said 2022 in pencil can now be erased and have 2023 written in ink instead.

 

2023 is when this all goes down. For real.

Marc Cebrian

See: 2023. For Real.