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Friday, January 13, 2023

Dave Pack: Great Tribulation Begins this Evening!


 


Tick-Tock Tevet

 

Today is Friday the 13th, and that is scary business here in Wadsworth, but not due to superstition.

 

The next inevitable prophetic disaster for David C. Pack of The Restored Church God is only hours away.

 

Part 413 – January 4, 2023

@ 1:01:32 …the 21st of this month [Tevet – January 14]…the 21st begins the Great Tribulation.

 

Tevet 21 begins at 5:21 PM EDT tonight and ends at 5:22 PM tomorrow. The entire RCG membership will partake in the latest embarrassment for twenty-four hours and one minute.

 

Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

 

The Three Shepherds of Zechariah 11 did not die last weekend. What should that mean?

 

@ 1:17:08 If these guys die in the next three days, we’ve removed all doubt. And God would know this, and I can't tell because it's so cryptic. If they die in the next three days, nobody will doubt that Christ is coming.

 

Brethren in RCG are swimming in doubt. And with good reason. They recently learned Dave’s god has been playing practical jokes on him and the entire church—Major doubts.

 

Their Pestor General has not shown his face since January 4—Bookoo doubts.

 

Combine this with the Pathetic Update from last Friday—Mega-Uber doubts.

 

 

Prophecy Update – Friday, January 6, 2023

Brethren, the process of learning STILL continues! The reason we pointed you toward tonight is that numerous verses definitively lined up for a Sabbath. Some likely come to mind. That said, it is almost certainly not this Sabbath. The many timing elements explained in Pt 413 remain strong, and in some cases grew stronger! Mr. Pack may lay these out in a brief Pt 414 next Tuesday before the Sabbath.

 

 

“the process of learning STILL continues!”

 

That is a nothing statement. Even Jesus Christ learned by His experience in the flesh. Their intent was to imply knowledge but not provide it. The whole paragraph is an Imply Party.

 

“it is almost certainly not this Sabbath”

 

Ha ha. No kidding.

 

Headquarters got in front of the failure. Again. A failure they knew was coming. How did they know? The same way everyone else should. David C. Pack is not being led by God to end the Mystery of God by giving “The Greatest Unending Story!” He is a false apostle and false prophet from whom the brethren should flee.

 

“many timing elements…remain strong, and in some cases grew stronger”

 

What remains strong and grew stronger is a false belief based on fantasy. One week later, those timing elements evaporated, revealing they were never there in the first place.

 

What remains strong and grew stronger is the doubt that the Packian Triad of Fraud know what they are doing. The Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy rush their little hearts out to make the puzzle pieces fit with scissors and glue. Puppet Master Dave tugs the strings, and they gleefully hop and bop at will.

 

What remains strong and grew stronger is the denial the Headquarters enablers exert upon themselves as they sit at their desks doing busy work keeping the duplicity machine afloat. They tell themselves they are “patiently waiting for Christ” while “doing The Work,” but their conscience tells them otherwise.

 

What remains strong and grew stronger is the brethren’s confusion and turmoil. They know things are not “well” inside RCG. They know things are not “well” in their congregations. But they do not know what to do despite the obvious answer being to flee.

 

“Mr. Pack may lay this out…next Tuesday”

 

Yeah. That didn’t happen.

 

No-Show Dave must have been too busy wandering the halls playing 52 Pickup with anyone passing by.

 

What another humiliation for Church Administration. All the wincing, eye-rolling, head-shaking, and forehead-slapping on the second floor make the office look like a live-action anime festival.

 

Someone was calculated enough to insert the one-word escape hatch.

 

“may”

 

This is the most-used safe word in all of The Restored Church of God.

 

We MAY have more time. We MAY have more proofs. We MAY have more math.

 

But the reality is Jesus Christ WILL NOT return on Tevet 21, and David C. Pack WILL NOT be right…ever.

 

 

The scheming of Part 414 is already underway as the clock tick-tocks towards Tevet 21 tonight. This will be David C. Pack’s 38th prophetic date blunder since June last year, making it an official RCG church tradition. I plan on having a cake made for the 50th.

 

Part 413 – January 4, 2023

@ 1:25:09 …a nuclear blast wouldn’t change me…from the simple fact that it's ten days, seven years, a thousand years, and winter. You can't change that.

 

Anticipate him changing that. The ten days will move as they have before because he needs them to shift to keep the crazy train rolling "on track."

 

Time is the mortal enemy of David C. Pack. Time is the mocker and scoffer. Time proves him to be a biblical sorcerer. Time is the murderer of his words.

 

Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

 

For those inside The Restored Church of God who are confused and do not know what to do, reread “There Came a Falling Away” and “Is ‘That Prophet’ Alive Today?” Listen to the three-part “30 Reasons to Follow the Truth” available in the Member Services Sermon Library.

 

David C. Pack then explains who and what David C. Pack is now.

 


Marc Cebrian

See: Tick-Tock Tevet

13 comments:

  1. Well, hot damn! I need a little excitement this week. This should be a fun evening. I have a bottle of champagne chilling in the refrigerator, some delicious duck liver pate, dates, olives, and crackers to cap off the beginning of the end. I would sit out on my porch to watch the skyline light up after the first nuclear blast, but it's a little too cold. Will have the TV on instead, watching The Walking Dead. I figure it is really important, even cable stations will interpret broadcasting.

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  2. Anon @1:53, I will be over in a few minutes! My favorite yummies to eat and drink. Can I bring anything?

    I guess Dave never read Acts 1:6-7. "While they were with Him they asked, Lord, are you going to restore the kingdom to Israel now? His answer was, the exact time is not yours to know. The Father has reserved that to Himself". Between this and Matthew 24, among others, Dave is calling God a liar. Uh oh. Not good.

    Come on RCG members, think for yourself. Don't let this man, or any man, lead you around by the nose and make a fool of himself and you. Ask God for the courage to leave. Leave now. Jesus awaits you. Leave the man, leave Armstrongism and you will find Jesus. God help you all. This must be miserable for you.

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  3. It's 3:15 PM Pacific. Where's the abomination of desolation?

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  4. I'm confused, weren't the 2 witnesses supposed to begin their prophecy before the tribulation starts? And what about the 4 horsemen? Full fledged famine, pestilence, war on the Israelites as well as the white horse false prophet. I guess dave's scenario is different from Jesus' Matt 24, Luke 21, Mark 13, explanation, "Ball of Confusion - (The Temptations)!

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  5. I hate to say it, but Dave's random expulsions of flatulence have now become much more honest and forgivable than any of his prophetic utterances. Time for the deacons to pass out flatus napkins at Bible Study!

    One might advise him to perhaps go with a lower profile, but he's already damned near unnoticeable as it is, in spite of his outrageous pronouncements.

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  6. Pack has been right every time.

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  7. The place of safety is in Soledar. I hope you all know where that is. God works miracles!

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  8. Well Jeff Bech, Lisa Marie Presley and Cardinel Pell (Australia's infamous pedo protector) all died this week.
    Perhaps Pack was thinking of them?
    No ... you don't think so... oh well.

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  9. Anon @ 8:03 Mr. Pack, has been right every time.

    So, he has been right every time... really? Please inlight me in which way? I hope you are not being serious, and you are making a joke. David Pack is a false prophet, he needs to repent period. And if he doesn't, the scriptures clearly explain what lays ahead for him. No one should follow any men. Just prove it by yourself along with the scriptures. Doesn't matter how tall he is, or pretending how intelligent he is, or that his name means passover etc... and etc... a duck is a duck and a false prophet is a false prophet no mistery there.

    I hope that you will return to the source, or meaby... you have been acustom to this astranged sheppard which only plan he has for you is to keep you as a meal. Flee while you can. The gate is still open.

    The French lady

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  10. It's 11:10 AM Sabbath January 14, 2023. I'm just getting caught up in reading. Did I miss the start of the great tribulation? Are German bombs dropping on America?

    Richard

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  11. The tribulation did begin. Bob Thiel is persecuting present and exCOG members.

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  12. One thing is certain! Dave has not tapped into Artificial Intelligence to enhance the scope and capabilities of his church. Otherwise, he would not be disseminating his prophetic guesses as he is. AI is the new ride, and whatever ACOG taps into it first will most likely reap the benefits. I'd like to encourage all readers here to explore available applications for AI, applications which are being used right now about which most people don't have a clue! It's the next big control factor, and I don't see any possibility of avoiding or escaping it, so the best we can do is to know as much as possible about it! Some of the stuff we're probably going to want to resist, and some we'll want to embrace. But you must know about it first before it becomes politicized by the major parties.

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