I am sure that all of us who have children have experienced times when they were little just full of it. Constant noise and questions. Toys scattered everywhere and whinings galore. If it was one thing it was another and their demands of us were endless and not to meet them would simply end up with more constant noise, questions, scattered toys, and whining.
Finally, after much "tone it down please", "I want you to sit and read a different book for now." "Please don't throw your toys" "Could you pick up the ones you are not playing with and put them away?" And "I"m not deaf! Please stop whining!", we had had enough.
"Ok now! THAT'S ENOUGH!
Nap time!
By now, you men, and let's throw in your wives, need to confront your Man-Child and rather Evil Shepherd and put him to bed. This lunacy, and it is lunacy or perhaps a personality disorder on parade as we might say today, about Jesus' Second Coming is going nowhere, never did, never would, and never could. Your Man-Child is on a delusional toy-throwing, milk-spilling, pants-pooping party with the occasional whining that YOU are the problem and not him.
If you do not heed this call to Parent and reign in your Man-Child, Evil Shepherd, and False Apostle David C Pack in the very near future "Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda" will be fulfilled in your ears.
Just DO IT before it is too late!
...or kiss your fish goodbye...
Pack actually needs psychiatric medicine and a strait jacket.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he needs them, but involuntary commitment is very hard to do, unless you have evidence that a person is an imminent threat to himself or others.
DeleteYes, I can speak from experience on that topic. And your "evidence" has to be pretty solid stuff with a lot of jumping through legal hoops. Despite what some memes claimed in the past about red flag laws and things like that.
DeleteYour childhood explanation is very good. When my little one decided he wasn't going to put up the toys I pull down that little diaper and gave him a nice pop and what do you know I never had any trouble with him after that. When he wanted to pitch a fit like you saw the kids in the store for gum on the shelf I just gave him a nice little pinch and said I'm not having that. You have to nip it in the bud. Probably Dave's parents never did that they probably showered him with praise and told him how wonderfull he was and how brilliant and all those other fantastic words he uses about his prophecies. And that's why he believes his own self to be as marvelous as he is , NOT.
ReplyDeleteNo one is going to leave because of this post.
ReplyDeleteWell, 8:41 Nobody cares what you think.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I howled at "pants pooping party."
ReplyDeleteI also wonder about the keen insight from Anon Jan 7 @ 8:41 PM. What kind of post WOULD cause someone to leave? I have yet to discover the secret.
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