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Saturday, April 1, 2023

Crackpot Prophet Saves Prospective Member Home From Tornado By Friending Him On Facebook

 

The magical God of Armstrongism was busy the other day when he saved the home of a prospective member of the improperly named "continuing" Church of "god" just because Bobby friended him on Facebook. People died and appalling damage will reach into hundreds of millions of dollars, and Bob Thiel's prospective member home was saved all thanks to a click on Facebook. Woo hoo!

Oh, and these tornadoes are a sure proof of the end times.


Interestingly, I accepted a prospective COG member as a Facebook friend yesterday–shortly before a tornado hit his area. He sent me two messages:Lexa is literally 3-4 miles from our home. This is the cell that came through that area. My wife’s stepmom & half brothers live in Lexa in a mobile home & they stayed!! 
 
Our home is safe! My wife’s twin brother’s home is safe. We have zero hail damage at our property. Our chickens and pets all are fine. Thank you Father! . {My wife}’s stepmom & brothers are safe! Her family that lives just a mile north of us got dime & golf ball size hail. It busted out their car windows but it seems like everything passed just barely north of us! 
 
Yes, it is good to thank God (cf. Psalm 92:1) for protection. 
 
Jesus warned of a worse time to come (Matthew 24:21-22) and promised protection to the Philadelphian Christians for that period as He stated to them, “Because you have kept My command to persevere, I also will keep you from the hour of trial which shall come upon the whole world, to test those who dwell on the earth” (Revelation 3:10; see also There is a Place of Safety for the Philadelphians. Why it May Be Near Petra). 
 
That said, does the Bible prophecy a time of major tornadoes? 
 
The answer looks to be yes.

10 comments:

  1. oh, my word! If this is the kind of miraculous protection that people who show interest in ccog are receiving, then I will have to join ccog!

    Sadly, it's just more of Beto's false advertising and hype! Fakery happens when a religious movement is founded by someone from the advertising world.

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  2. BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS!!!

    More than 16 Million Homes in the tornado zone were NOT destroyed by a Tornado because they refused to sign in or visit ANY of Bob Thiel's websites, nor support him any way!

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  3. Wow, How far can Bob actually fall from Reality. Hopefully the people in CCOG run far far away from this crazy false prophet.

    This must be the reason why all Bob's Caucasian members are leaving him. He must be really stressing on how he can afford to keep buying his African Congregants.

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  4. Bob's ego and vanity really know no bounds.

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  5. There is no evidence that there are more natural disasters now than there used to be 50 or 100 or 2000 years ago.

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  6. Bob at his possible best! He writes, does the Bible prophesy of a time of major tornadoes? The answer LOOKS to be yes.

    Bob, do you know anything for realsies? The answer LOOKS to be NO! Prophet magic eight ball! Just shake him up and see what his god may possibly, or possibly not, do. Sounds just like Isaiah, Ezekiel and the genuine prophets of God.

    Bob will do anything to draw people unto himself and attempt to distract from the "continuing" church of Satanists and witches.

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    1. Bob is slipping. I wonder how he feels seeing all these posts and comments. His tiny church is collapsing. I’m hearing more people left this weekend. Has he asked Evans or Radson to use witch craft yet against Aleksandar Veljic.

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  7. I hope Bob has money saved for his retirement.

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  8. He's probably mostly preoccupied with Africa right now. To hear some tell it, his deputy has gone full-blown Simon Magus, yet Bob thinks its all lies about someone who is pure as the driven snow. I know, bad simile considering we're talking Africa.

    I'm wondering if some of the other ACOGs are watching this and pondering a take over. Didn't one of the splinters bribe the Africans with cows?

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  9. I don't get the sense here that doctor Thiel is saying the person's home was protected because he is looking ad ccog and Bob as a prophet. More likely he is just reporting happily that it is good news that the person's home is fine. A kinda by the way statement but not connected to himself or his group. he's not saying like the guy's home would not have been spared if he hadn't been looking at Bob and ccog.

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