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Thursday, May 18, 2023

Crackpot Prophet: I have the restored truths that COGWA does not know!

 


The best part about monitoring the Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians is to continue to witness his sheer arrogance and blinding narcissism. No other human on earth is as great as he is and is filled with such amazing truth as he has. He and he alone has restored the true gospel to this end time age. Never since the dawn of creation has a man so incredibly knowledgeable walked the face of this earth as we witness in the Great Bwana. 

No human in history has understood the Bible better than the Great Bwana Bob Thiel. Even Herbert Armstrong after spending 6 months in a public library was unable to match the wits of the Great Bwana who attended a few classes here and there at Fuller, Ambassador, and who finally got his "degree" in theology from an online diploma mill in India that operated out of a trailer. God was well pleased!

Today, the Chief Narcissist and Overseer of the improperly named "continuing" Church of "god" took another swipe at COGWA (CoG a Worldwide Ass.). Those poor ignorant fools over at COGWA do NOT have the complete revelation from God to certain doctrines. Only the Great Bwana has restored those truths to us and those truths can now only be found in his little cult.

COGWA reportedly asked these two questions on their website: What is the Purpose of Life? and What is God’s Will for Me?. COGWA's main point was that our purpose is to become gods and goddess just like God is.

The Great Bwana goes on to say how he search long and hard on COGWA's website for more answers but could not find the truths that he claims to hold.

What is your purpose? 
 
YOU are not the same as anyone else. The Bible teaches that “all the members do not have the same function … individually … God has set the members, each one of them, in the body just as He pleased” (Romans 12:4-5, 1 Corinthians 12:18). 
 
So, you are different. Your destiny is unique and important. Your life has meaning. 
 
What is the biblical meaning of your life? 
 
Who are you? 
 
YOU are one who can give love in a unique way. 
 
And that is something you will be able to do eternally. 
 
In the middle of the last century, the Church of God (Seventh Day) published: 
 
The Christian lives not only for today; he anticipates a better tomorrow. (What the Church of God Believes. The Bible Advocate and Herald of the Coming Kingdom. October 3, 1949, p. 7) 
 
But a Christian does not simply anticipate a better tomorrow. A true Christian builds character now through the tests, opportunities, and trials in life (cf. Romans 5:1-4) which will help the Christian be able to personally contribute to the “better tomorrow.” 
 
Ultimately God has special plans for YOU personally. 
 
God made you to give love in your own individual way (cf. 1 Corinthians 12:20-13:10). 
 
But how? 
 
Essentially, by now living by faith and obedience to God in this life. 
 
By being obedient, making biblical choices, having faith, practicing love, and enduring to the end, Christians will not only build character but make eternity better for themselves and others. …

Bwana then goes on to add that he has restored the rest of the truth that no one else knows about. 

More restored truths on this subject can be in the free online book: The MYSTERY of GOD’s PLAN: Why Did God Create Anything? Why did God make you? (hyperlinlk removed)

His followers are told that they will soon be "instructing many" and should be preparing to do that by reading his booklets.

Will YOU Instruct Many?
Christians are always supposed to be able to give ‘an answer’ (KJV) ‘a defense’ (NKJV) according to the Apostle Peter. There are prophecies concerning witnesses in the end times that will “instruct many.” Will you be among them? Are there materials that you can study now which may increase the chance that God will use YOU as one of His witnesses to instruct many in these end times.

The world will be in really bad shape if any of Bwana Bob's members are left to educate humanity! When he himself and his other speakers cannot deliver coherent sermons what hope is there for the rest of the world? 

Bob needs to stop lying. He and his followers will not be "teachers in any so-called "kingdom" he expects to come nor will they be teachers in a "place of safety". 

7 comments:

  1. What Bob REALLY means means he says "building faith and obeying God" is obey him (Bob) and his doctrines and keep God's 10 commandments. He does not understand that the works believers do, are those designed by God before the foundation of the world, for God's purposes and His Glory. We are not even aware, most of the time, that we are actively fulfilling His predestined purposes through us, but FOR HIM. Bob completely has this bassackwards, if at all.

    The more I ponder the teachings of these groups, the more convinced I am that they are primarily attempting to stitch the curtain (or veil) in the Holy Place back up! They will deny that, but their actions and teachings say otherwise.

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  2. "Even Herbert Armstrong after spending 6 months in a public library was unable to match the wits of the Great Bwana who attended a few classes here and there at Fuller, Ambassador, and who finally got his "degree" in theology from an online diploma mill in India that operated out of a trailer. God was well pleased!"

    TFF
    What books would High-school-dropout-HWA read in a regional library?
    'The Little Engine that Could' * 'The Train to Timbuctoo'?

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  3. Here is a restored truth...

    Death to False Prophets! ... Deuteronomy 13:1
    “If a prophet or someone who has dreams arises among you and proclaims a sign or wonder to you, 2 and that sign or wonder he has promised you comes about, but he says, ‘Let us follow other gods,’ which you have not known, ‘and let us worship them,’ 3 do not listen to that prophet’s words or to that dreamer. For the Lord your God is testing you to know whether you love the Lord your God with all your heart and all your soul. 4 You must follow the Lord your God and fear Him. You must keep His commands and listen to His voice; you must worship Him and remain faithful[a] to Him. 5 That prophet or dreamer must be put to death, because he has urged rebellion against the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt and redeemed you from the place of slavery, to turn you from the way the Lord your God has commanded you to walk. You must purge the evil from you.

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  4. Dr. Thiel is sort of right, if he thinks COGWA's big issue right now is "God's will for me."

    For some members, the question is whether it's God's will to stick with COGWA.

    You've documented some of that here in recent weeks. As one Pastor put it, it's "spilled all over Facebook" as well.

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    1. Doctor Seuss is more of a doctor than Bobby ever will be.

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  5. Only Satan would mock a follower of the true God. Believe in God!

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  6. Hah! Bob defines truth, and then claims he has more of it. Problem is? So does every other tin horn religious dictator! If you set the criteria, and prove that you are the one most resembling your criteria, then you win! It's a dumb trick that everyone with any brains recognizes immediately, and then has a good laugh at the expense of the fool who tries to use it on you.

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