This weekend I decided to drop by the most incredible Church of God headquarters ever imaginable before heading over for the day on the Pismo Beach Sand Dunes. This is the home of the improperly named "continuing" Church of god. Not since the Tabernacle was set up in the desert for the children of Israel has such a glorious building ever been imagined.
When I popped by I was hoping to meet God's greatest Church of God leader since the dawn of creation. Sadly, it was his sabbath or something and we did not get to witness his magnificence. As I was preparing to meet the Great Bwana Mzungu Thiel, I was hoping to at least see the African embassy emissaries offering him homage and Steuben Crystal. Alas, none of them were present.
Sadly, his god seems unable to protect him in the crime-ridden city of Grover Beach so he has to rely upon Protect America to keep his world-class headquarters the center of the true church universe.
Seriously, Dude, you need to buy some new curtains. These are about as bad as the ones in your home.
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Awesome, as Ron Weinland would say.
"When I popped by I was hoping to meet God's greatest Church of God leader since the dawn of creation. Sadly, it was his sabbath or something and we did not get to witness his magnificence."
ReplyDeleteYeah, well don't feel like the Lone Ranger because I didn't get a glimpse of Apostle Pack at his open house at the Glorious Campus in Wadsworth OH either.
"Herbology"? Is that a Photoshop?
ReplyDeleteIs he hiding the cult behind a healthfood facade, much the same as HWA did with his world traveling celebrity "evangelism"?
ReplyDeleteSign says HERBOLOGY . The study of Herb!
ReplyDeleteMakes sense, aka HERBert Armstong,
Some more on the thiel types and their ruinous escapades tearing down humanity.
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I see a trend emerging with these visits. Banned participants seem to be everywhere!
ReplyDeleteWOW! This awesome place makes Ambassador Auditorium look like a roach motel. I bet David Pack and Gerald Flurry are envious of Bob's world headquarters. Watch out Bobby, they might want to replicate it. Now all Bob needs to go along with this magnificent building is a paper airplane that he can toss around the room proclaiming his message.
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That is such an unappealing store front. There is no way I would even want to venture inside to see what they have. It is actually kind of shady and creepy, pretty much like Bob is.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No electronic gate and cypher lock on the door?
ReplyDeleteDidn't spot any signs saying the CCOG was there.
ReplyDeleteEither he's quite humble... or he's hiding something.
Kinda looks like a funky old place where hippies might have hung out, diggin' on Canned Heat, back in the '60s, because it was cheap and nearly free. Looks like Bob picked it up after the hippies were done with it.
ReplyDeleteKinda looks like a funky old place where hippies might have hung out, diggin' on Canned Heat, back in the '60s, because it was cheap and nearly free. Looks like Bob picked it up after the hippies were done with it.
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