The world's GREATEST and most ACCURATE prophet to ever self-appoint himself in the history of humanity had a tizzy fit today over Gerald Flurry's latest crap on Donald Trump. Flurry has for years been making all kinds of predictions about Trump that have never come to pass. In like manner, so as has our most highly favored second son of God, the Great Bwana of Africa and 100 occasional Caucasians, who is destined to reign on the right-hand side of Christ at some future date. Both have ended up being certified liars.
After blabbering for quite some time, the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel had this to say for all of you pathetic losers who still REFUSE to acknowledge him as a real true prophet of God. Bad Laodiceans! Bad LAZY Laodiceans! Bad! Bad! Bad!
"Now, most end-time Christians do not believe that they are lazy, but wise."
Sitting in his damp musty office while still playing the suffering martyr for the truth, the Great Bwana Bob shows his anger once again:
While Christians should heed true prophets and not despise prophecies (1 Thessalonians 5:20, PCG’s Gerald Flurry has again been proven to have spoken presumptuously.
He and PCG remain wrong in their view of Amos 7 and many other matters.
Those who have enough of “the love of the truth” (2 Thessalonians 2:10) should clearly be able to see that Gerald Flurry is NOT God’s prophet, but a false one.
People associated with PCG should believe the Bible about false prophets as Gerald Flurry has clearly made false predictions.
And even if Donald Trump becomes USA president again, Gerald Flurry has been proven false about his predictions about Amos 7.
TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT!
The existence of false prophets does NOT excuse not supporting a real one.
Consider that the Book of Proverbs warns:
16 The lazy man is wiser in his own eyes Than seven men who can answer sensibly. (Proverbs 26:16)
Now, most end time Christians do not believe that they are lazy, but wise.
Yet, they overlook evidence because they are uncomfortable with the idea that there could now be a prophet that they should heed.
It is NOT safer to reject a true prophet because there are many false ones.
Oh, Great Bwana Bob Mzungu - you are NOT a true prophet of God. You have never been one and never will be one. You are as big of a liar as Gerald Flurry is.
Should rename his splinter to something more accurate - the church of Bob - a vanity project.
ReplyDeleteYawn. Hey Bob, did you know the Hebrew Bible does not call "Trumpets", "Atonement", and "8th" day.......feasts?
ReplyDeleteSomeone warning about thieves must surely be an honest person. Likewise, someone like Bob warning about false prophets must surely make him a true prophet.
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ReplyDeleteHey Bob? If you had to speculate, what do you think your reward is going to be in the Kingdom? We know Rod Meredith is going to be third under HWA. You think you might qualify for fourth?
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ReplyDeleteMore than any other single factor, God will judge Bob's reward by how he cared for his developmentally disabled son. Let us hope and pray Bob receives a high reward.
ReplyDeleteOk but does Bob double-check on how well the Kenyans we read about, will care for THEIR developmentally disabled sons/daughters "over there"?
DeleteWe've heard accounts reporting about a loud, boisterous top highest evangelist over there who hollers at waitresses in Kenyan restaurants. And it's likely that particular evangelist will not be so attentive as Bob is here, on making sure the same caring treatment is likewise exhibited onto Kenyan families' developmentally disabled, in a country where traditional bullying kind of gets a "free pass" in "church". (we wouldn't want to "deter" the fantastic burgeoning "growth" of followers & membership numbers there now would we...)
Will Bob take the same time he currently uses to holler this week at his "lazy" 100 Caucasians and other U.S. COG "laodiceans", and expend same energy to keep tabs on Kenyan hoardes of teens soon marrying in a likely measurable percentage "out of the church"? Are those families always going to be "as caring" when a disabled child comes along?
Bob Thiel, still exalting self, boasting about self, himSELF, wrote:
ReplyDelete"...Now, most end time Christians do not believe that they are lazy, but wise.
Yet, they overlook evidence because they are uncomfortable with the idea that there could now be a prophet that they should heed.
It is NOT safer to reject a true prophet because there are many false ones..."
And then advise was given to Bob Thiel: "...Oh, Great Bwana Bob Mzungu - you are NOT a true prophet of God. You have never been one and never will be one. You are as big of a liar as Gerald Flurry is..."
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Bob, why won't you believe that you are not a prophet of God? God does not need any of your help. Besides you are setting yourSELF up as if you were some great one!
Who else did that sort of thing? A certain man did it. Who would be so stupid to do that and set self up?
"But there was a certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city used sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giving out that himself was some great one:" Acts 8:9
God never set Simon up as some great one, but who was Simon possibly imitating? His father, the father of lies? Of course, yes!
"Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it." John 8:44
Would that father ever do such a thing?
"For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:" Isaiah 14:13
Wow, Bob, is your heart anything like that heart of Isaiah 14? Where leads a heart like that?
:14 "I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High."
Bob, like Doug Winnail and others of that living organization you came out of: it's time to get rid of that big head of yours!
Will Bob Thiel stop following "another spirit (James 4:5; 2 Tim 2:26), another Jesus, another gospel," and finally stop encouraging us to believe that he is some "great one?"
Time will tell...
John
I have to laugh every time I see the words "crackpot prophet". The second we all see that we all immediately know who is going to be discussed. We also all know it is NOT Pack, Flurry, or Weinland, but Bob Thiel. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIf Bob spent as much time with his disadvantaged son and his wife as he spends parked on his self-righteous butt in from of his computer pounding out endless nonsense, he would be a great father and husband. Now, not so much.
ReplyDeleteBob should use plenty of patchouli oil.
ReplyDeleteThiel constantly ragging on any other COG group other than his tiny fiefdom.
ReplyDeleteIt's sort of like a homeless guy trying to brag ---"Nah, I aint like the rest of these bums, I shower at least once a week, not like these other slobs".
Bob still thinks God has wifi'd a message for him to relay to us, that we miss out on a kingdom crown if we dismiss Bob's so-called "church governance" role as Church Governor.
ReplyDelete"Philadelphia" era church would not have a late deacon re-wording Matt. 11:30 via plagiarizing a loony Frank Nelte (non CCOG) lesson.
Bob has a shorter-man's ego blocking most, not all, of the serious discussions regarding questionable CCOG flub ups. Bob thinks God has set up CCOG to basically proceed forth as perpetually error-free. He thinks God gives a free pass to CCOG & a Moses-style blank check to accumulate excessive "non-salvation issue" errors along with that heavy one of Matt. 11:30.
How many of you have known a shorter-height fella who "compensates" the lower height by assuming extra ego along with a kind of know-it-all bossy abrasive manner?
- p.s. : Bob probably sees no problem of HWA passing out those 3-sided obelisks to many world leaders back in the day, or of HWA telling Sadat & later Mubarak that "we serve as you do, our God who you all refer to as Allah".
I don't have any problem with acknowledging that the Sons of Ishmael's religion is derived from Yahweh. I just find it perplexing that HWA didn't teach us what he taught his buds in the Arab world.
ReplyDeleteYou can tolerate Islam? Then can you all on here give a break to 7th day Sabbath keeping & also tolerate Messianic Jews too along with your huggy care you snuggle up to on the Islam?
ReplyDeleteIf you can therefore (hopefully) go easy on Messianic Jews, then why not also give a break to COG as long as the bully ministers we all avoid supporting are the exception to that break...
I have no problem with Jews or Messianic Jews. It's not specific days or habits that screwed us over. People of different cultures have proven that humans can thrive and be happy under various philosophies and systems. But, I've also pointed out that depending on how you present it, you can actually make a child hate ice cream.
ReplyDeleteI can visualize a little chat some of us might receive when we're resurrected. It could go something like, "Dude! The sabbath, holydays, clean meats, and tithing actually are God's culture! It was those rotten motherfuckers who taught it all to you in such a way that perverted it into authoritarian horseshit that made you hate it! And, they're being punished right now because Father God judges people the way those people judge others!"
And, it's not so much that I cozy up to Islamic types. That's an area in which I've struggled and really had to work on myself. There are other groups it's been difficult for me to see as fellow humans. The Jehovahs Witnesses certainly come to mind.
Gotch'ya Gefilte Joe, thanks! You got that right, WCG had some sandpaper-underwear curmudgeon jackass ministers. One from old Flint MI is a Walmart greeter in Virginia now, must be GCI looted all the pensions.
DeleteSo many of them I knew had a substantial portion of Gerald Flurry & Dave Pack within their demeanor.
I wish Jehovah Witnesses would switch their Watchtower paper with P.E.T.A. pamphlets & see if that gets them in the door.