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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Dave Pack: Performance Anxiety


Performance Anxiety

David C. Pack suffers from an acute case of doctrinal performance anxiety.

The brethren of The Restored Church of God have been on this prophetic-knowledge rollercoaster before. When David C. Pack consistently blows off scheduled speaking appointments and resorts to lesser men in Church Administration submitting proxy Hem and Haw emails because he fears to further expert opinions that he is a proven not-so expert, you know the Pastor General is stalling.

David C. Pack cannot cross the finish line of any race he attempts because he has no clue how God plans to execute His how and when of Jesus Christ’s return. Do not be surprised if Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy are choking the Hall of Administration’s underground furnace with 25,000 hours worth of pointless Bible study notes. The members of The Restored Church of God continue to invest their time, money, and partial attention because nine straight years of absolute failure are not a clear signal it is time to flee.

David C. Pack foolishly chose to no longer tiptoe just right, offering undeniable proof that the 7-Year Kingdom of God would arrive on Tammuz 5: July 11, 2024.

Just during 2024, he taught that the Kingdom of God would arrive on:

•  Abib 1
•  Abib 14 (Passover)
•  Iyar 1
•  Sivan 1
•  Sivan 10 (Pentecost)
•  Tammuz 1
•  Tammuz 5
•  Mystery date brethren may be able to determine

He also “proved” it was the Feast of Trumpets just to make the point the Kingdom could never come on the Feast of Trumpets.

David C. Pack’s current performance anxiety could result from him running out of ideas.

 

The four emails sent within the same week offer illogical excuses that defy David C. Pack’s presumptuous commission to “rush to call it out” because his last message triggers a “tiny, tiny micron” before Jesus Christ can return. 

Boy, if all that does not line up just so, prophecy breaks, and God cannot move forward with His plan for the salvation of mankind. But, hey, Dave…no pressure.

Sunday, July 7, 2024
Subject: Upcoming Live Stream Message – Early This Week

Dear brethren,

Warm greetings from Headquarters!

Following yesterday's Bible study more knowledge has been gained requiring further explanation.

These will be detailed further in an upcoming message, likely Monday or Tuesday.

Look out for additional communication.

Warm regards, 
Church Administration

That idea almost lasted a whole day.

Monday, July 8, 2024
Subject: Upcoming Live Stream Message – Thursday, July 11

Greetings again brethren, 

For several reasons, it is better for Mr. Pack to speak on Thursday. This alone means we are not looking for this Wednesday.

However, he wanted to pass on that many of you may be able to determine the date if you take a moment to think about it and don't jump to any quick conclusions. Think back, starting about a month ago, and you will probably figure out exactly what day this is!

Warm regards,
Church Administration

Hours of holy time were devoted to listening to David C. Pack explain exactly what the Bible says with precision and accuracy, which was dissolved in a single sentence: "This alone means we are not looking for this Wednesday.” The energy spent could have been utilized better if RCG had constructed a giant domino obstacle course so that the single flip of a finger could have at least been interesting.

Informing the brethren that they may determine the day without further information but not jump to conclusions is a logic paradox that hurts my brain. By offering that they "may be able to determine the date” and “figure out exactly,” CAD asks them to come to a conclusion.

I may be a self-taught Packinese expert, but I have no idea what the brethren were expected to do. Most figured they should just hunker down and be patient until Thursday.

That also turned out to be a terrible idea.

Thursday, July 11, 2024 
Subject: Important Update: Livestream Bible Study - Cancelled

Greetings brethren,

As an update, Mr. Pack will not be speaking today. He will now speak on the Sabbath.

Further communication with timing details will follow.

Have a pleasant rest of your day!

Warm regards,
Church Administration

By this point, David C. Pack’s biblical performance anxiety was fully inflamed. The malarkey well had gone dry even though gallons of recyclables were stored in the basement.

I wonder if they locked the doors to the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium and issued another Headquarters-wide “Do not talk to Mr. Pack” edict like in times past.

Yeah, that was a real thing at Headquarters.

Employees were told in a staff meeting not to engage with Dave even when we ran into him in the office because he was easily distracted and could lose his train of thought. Even then, I chuckled to myself because if his inspiration had come from the Holy Spirit, that divine knowledge would not be lost to the ages because someone asked him how his weekend was.

It took a long time to realize that Headquarters hirelings are not spiritually-thinking people.

Imagine God is moving Dave’s mind toward understanding vital end-time knowledge that gets thwarted because a bootlicker asks about when a particular tree will bloom. I once stood beside a man who was so excited he got five minutes of Dave's attention. He was beaming. He was fired six months later.

Nope. None of that. Prophecy cannot fulfill itself. Dave must be locked away so he can concentrate and “try to figure out what God’s gonna do.”

 


The RCG holdouts clinging to patience by their fingernails had the cold, rigid CAD heel slam down on their fingers when the latest information did not survive a whole day.

Friday, July 12, 2024
Subject: Follow-up: Upcoming Live Stream Message – Tomorrow, July 13

Greetings brethren,

We trust this message finds you well!

As previously communicated, Mr. Pack had planned to speak this Sabbath. However, given timing, there is no need for him to speak since there may not be enough time for anyone to hear the message.

Coming off the timing-related email from earlier this week, do not assume that you know the day. Be prepared for an event that may come sooner than expected.

If we are here next week, Mr. Pack can share some additional inspiring knowledge.

Enjoy the Sabbath ahead!
Church Administration

Kevin Denee and I have a theory that David C. Pack will try to capitalize on the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. That Chicken Little rant will come, and somehow, it will make Dave “right” because “an event” occurred. Fox News has not stopped running in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium and is visible from the Giant Eagle parking lot at the right time of day.

I doubt Dave will put his doctrinal marbles in the Richard Simmons death circle. It remains to be seen if he views Dr. Ruth Westheimer as a “dirty, filthy woman” among the ranks of Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian.

If we are here next week" is laughable but also a lie. They knew we would be here this week. That line was just an excuse, not a reason. Today is Tammuz 10, and even I did not bother to "figure out" the date.

David C. Pack forfeited being the Goodman of the House because he neglected his self-proclaimed assignment when he decided not to speak because “there may not be enough time.” Once again, Dave’s god is terrible with timing because it gave its nincompoop lackey information too late to do anything with. That means whatever “inspiring knowledge” fell out of the sky into Dave's head while making a doodie in the toilet, not in his pants, was entirely vain.

There was plenty of time for people to hear Part 524 and be disappointed with failed date #85 since March 2022. The truth is Dave had no message to give. He was stalling and is stalling and will keep stalling until he builds a new prophetic Jenga tower and presents it as "what the Bible says.”

The CAD emails are smoke and mirrors for what is really happening behind the scenes. Instead of Dave admitting how uncomfortable and troubled he is, "inspiring knowledge” is just over the horizon.

With ten days of stalling, David C. Pack’s reoccurring prophetic performance anxiety is causing quiet rejoicing in RCG’s congregations throughout the world. Brethren, savor this respite because he will be back in full force to wrestle the Bible into submission, bending the Scriptures to conform to his twisted imagination.

It has been a while since we last saw David C. Pack’s performance anxiety, which is quite impressive for a man his age.


Marc Cebrian

See: Performance Anxiety 



20 comments:

  1. Mystery date brethren may be able to determine

    Aaaaaahhh - Mystery Date! That strange children's game from my youth.

    Will it be a dream (ahhhhhh)?

    Or a dud? (unhhh)

    Open the door for your... Mystery Date!

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  2. Dave is giving me anxiety...over how I wait to see more of his tricked RCG to awaken/snap-out-of-it & abandon him, at the slow rate of 2 or 3 each year.

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  3. Hey man I gained more knowledge too, & I can explain it further, for RCG...y'all oughtta be side-steppin' this joker Dave Pack pronto. Any of ya ever heard of Jim Jones? Warren Jeffs? Harold Camping? Pyramid schemes? Ponzi schemes? This horrible liar Mr. Pack plays as sick a game as all these lummoxes did. Who on earth would continue to cheerfully stroll into his meeting hall each week to be fooled by his endless lies?

    Doesn't Dave Pack BREAK THE 9TH COMMANDMENT constantly, folks? He bears FALSE WITNESSSSS!!!!! he says Jesus will arrive on this day, & this day, and another, which are all lies, folks!

    please snap out of it, RCG, we do love you 💝

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  4. 100 Percent Wrong, each time, every time, all the time, guaranteed. Bank one it, book it. You gotta admit, he is good at one thing... being Wrong. He excels at it. He has this talent that is undeniable.

    Roy Horn

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  5. He literally bears false witness against Jesus. Pretty serious offense. Basically sedition too, against gov't. of God.

    David Pack was supposedly "under oath" too, after being baptised. He commits perjury against God when he issues false return dates.

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  6. Roy Horn on July 16 @ 7:33 PM,

    I covered this very early on, just as exrcg.org was getting off the ground.

    DCP loves failure. https://www.exrcg.org/blog/secretpassion
    He was diagnosed back in 2022. https://www.exrcg.org/blog/diagnosed

    I could have pointed out more times DCP was stalling.

    https://www.exrcg.org/blog/stalling

    And if he shifts to Tammuz 15...been there, tried that.

    https://www.exrcg.org/blog/outtagas

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  7. Has anyone seen him? Has he expired?

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  8. For one thing he is not 'lying', if ya could get yer literacy straight.
    But I feel he is in danger of expiring due blasphemy.

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  9. Gal 4:10
    Ye observe days, and months, and times, and years.
    Gal 4:11
    I am afraid of you, lest I have bestowed upon you labour in vain.
    Gal 5:7
    Ye did run well; who did hinder you that ye should not obey the truth?

    Jer 8:7
    Yea, the stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane and the swallow observe the time of their coming; but my people know not the judgment/ordinance/law of the LORD/YAH.

    Psa 81:3
    Blow up the trumpet in the new moon/CHODESH, in the time appointed/KESE/FULL MOON, on our solemn feast/ENCOMPASS day.
    Gen 1:14 And God/Elohim said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
    Psa 136:7
    To him that made great lights: for his mercy endureth for ever:
    Psa 136:8
    The sun to rule by day: for his mercy endureth for ever:
    Psa 136:9
    The moon and stars to rule by night: for his mercy endureth for ever.
    Psa 89:37
    It shall be established for ever as the moon, and as a faithful witness in heaven. Selah.
    SELAH = To suspend, trodden down with foot, value, make light of, weigh, balance, pause, rest...

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  10. Isa 66:23
    And it shall come to pass, that from one new moon to another/new moon, and from one sabbath to another, shall all flesh come to worship before me, saith the LORD/Yah.

    Psa 19:1
    The heavens declare the glory of ELOHIM; and the firmament sheweth his handywork.
    Psa 19:2
    Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge.
    Psa 19:3
    There is no speech nor language, where their voice is not heard.
    Psa 19:4
    Their line is gone out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun,
    Isa 28:10
    For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little:
    Isa 28:11
    For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people.
    Isa 28:12
    To whom he said, This is the rest wherewith ye may cause the weary to rest; and this is the refreshing: yet they would not hear.

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  11. Isa 28:13
    But the word of YAH was unto them precept upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little; that they might go, and fall backward, and be broken, and snared, and taken.

    Psa 89:37
    It shall be established for ever as the moon, and as a faithful witness in heaven. Selah.
    Psa 148:3
    Praise ye him, sun and moon: praise him, all ye stars of light.
    Psa 81:3
    Blow up the trumpet in the new moon, in the time appointed, on our solemn feast day.
    Jer 8:7
    Yea, the stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane and the swallow observe the time of their coming; but my people know not the judgment of YAH.
    Jer 2:32
    Can a maid forget H7911 her ornaments, or a bride her attire? yet my people have forgotten H7911 me days without number.
    Jer 18:15
    Because my people hath forgotten H7911 me, they have burned incense to vanity, and they have caused them to stumble in their ways from the ancient paths, to walk in paths, in a way not cast up;
    Jer 23:27
    Which think to cause my people to forget H7911 my name by their dreams which they tell every man to his neighbour, as their fathers have forgotten H7911 my name for Baal.

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  12. Isa 1:12
    When ye come to appear before me, who hath required this at your hand, to tread my courts?
    Isa 1:13
    ring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting.
    Isa 1:14
    Your new moons and your appointed feasts my soul hateth: they are a trouble unto me; I am weary to bear them.
    Your, not HIS. Probably keeping crescent.
    Gen 1:14
    And ELOHIM said, Let there be lights/SUN/MOON in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
    Eze 46:1
    Thus saith the Sovereign ELOHIM; The gate/door of the inner court that looketh toward the east shall be shut the six working days; but on the sabbath it shall be opened, and in the day of the new moon it shall be opened.
    New moon tomorrow, today being 29th. David knew this.
    Psa 81:3
    Blow up the trumpet in the new moon, in the time appointed/kece/15th, on our solemn feast day.
    There is a link if you have eyes. 1/8/15/22/29/1
    Lev 14:23
    And he shall bring them on the eighth day for his cleansing unto the priest, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, before YAH.
    2Ch 29:17
    Now they began on the first day of the first month to sanctify, and on the eighth day of the month came they to the porch of YAH: so they sanctified the house of YAH in eight days; and in the sixteenth day of the first month they made an end.
    Act 7:43
    Yea, ye took up the tabernacle of Moloch, and the star of your god Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.
    Designations of SATURN!

    Act 7:44
    Our fathers had the tabernacle of witness in the wilderness, as he had appointed, speaking unto Moses, that he should make it according to the fashion that he had seen.

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  13. 9:41 you look over his ev'ry word o'er the last decades, you'll find him lying a-plenty...be it on this point, or that point

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  14. Dave lies when he says "we" got this wrong & "we" got that wrong, when it's "him" (he) that got it wrong. He lies when he drags his poor flock under the bus with him, and blames them too as if they spouted his bilge that he spoke (against God).

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  15. Frauds scripter not allowed!

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  16. Psa 89:37
    It shall be established for ever as the moon, and as a faithful witness in heaven. Selah.

    Why do you saturn keepers say the sign between us and him is Saturday?

    Psa 136:8 The sun to rule by day: for his mercy endureth for ever:

    Psa 136:9 The moon and stars to rule by night: for his mercy endureth for ever.

    Gal 4:10
    Ye observe days, and months, and times, and years.
    Gal 4:11
    I am afraid of you, lest I have bestowed upon you labour in vain.
    Gal 5:7
    Ye did run well; who did hinder you that ye should not obey the truth?
    ut my people know not the judgment/ordinance/law of the LORD/YAH.

    Jer 8:7
    Yea, the stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane and the swallow observe the time of their coming; but my people know not the judgment/ordinance/law of the LORD/YAH.

    Find me the verse that says the Sabbath is Saturday! $1000 I'll give you.

    Hundreds of verses saying the moon phases is the faithful witness in heaven for keeping his appointed times. Either He appoints or he doesn't! Man's hand or the creator's hand?

    Look up the words New Moon or first day that is the start of the count. It's the heading. without the head your tails.

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  17. The week as we know it has not changed since creation b/c the moon was made for fixed/set/appointed times (Hebrew moed) - Ps 104:19.

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  18. The week as we know it comes from Babylon/Mesopotamia with name of planets and that is what you keep a likeness from above it's called idolatry and so is the time on your clock 60 minutes 60 seconds (666). star of Moloch, Chiun Remphan, The Statue of Saturn, the god of time oh yes "I will be like the most high God." Congrats Synagogue of Satan!

    "figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon."

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  19. So RCG wrote "you may be able to determine the date if you take a moment to think about it and don't jump to any quick conclusions. Think back, starting about a month ago, and you will probably figure out exactly what day this is!" in clear defiance of Matthew 24:36 where Jesus stated: “But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only." (ESV).

    The statement RCG made probably has made many members now feel foolish. How many are saying, "But how can I figure it out? I have no idea what date."?

    Pack seems to know when Jesus will return, but mocks his followers for not knowing.


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  20. "Pack seems to know when Jesus will return, but mocks his followers for not knowing."

    That right there might be the keystone clue to Dave's ironic, oxymoronic scatterbrained mad doctor flawed brain pattern.

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