Check this out! Our self-proclaimed, boastful prophet of God is back with another rambling sermon. In just over an hour, he jumps between 5,000 unrelated points, delivering his usual scattered message. But, of course, someone’s got to do it, so why not let it be Bob!
The Great Bwana Bob Thiel remains upset that no one—not in the Churches of God, not on Banned, nor the ex-members he hopes to win back—takes him seriously.
Like any self-appointed Church of God prophet, he’s obsessed with Daniel rather than the New Covenant. Here’s him bragging about his latest Daniel sermon. I’ve broken down his endless paragraph to highlight the points he’s trying to cover.
Pay close attention to his last point:
Daniel 4-5: The Handwriting on the Wall
This is the second part of a multi-sermon series intended to cover the Book of Daniel.
This sermon covers each and every verse of the 4th and 5th chapters of the Book of Daniel.
In it, Dr. Thiel covers matters such as another dream of Nebuchadnezzar,
the uselessness of astrologers,
the identity of the watchers,
the identity of the Holy One,
United Church of God’s identification of the watchers,
the seven times/years that Nebuchadnezzar lived like an animal,
pride,
Lucifer,
Jonah,
doing God’s work,
the everlasting Kingdom of God,
Belshazzar’s feast,
numerical values of Mene, Mene, Tekel, & Upharsin,
the United States and its British-descended allies (Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom) in prophecy,
debt,
Habakkuk,
Ray Dalio’s comments on the dangers of the debt spiral,
who is to defeat the end time ‘daughter of Babylon,’
and those that do not want to hear or respond to God’s servants and prophecies.
I bet you are all shaking in your boots right now for failing to reposnd to Bob and his prophecies. I know I'm NOT!
It comes down to how people are living their lives, not to having figured out what is exactly going on prophetically. No matter how well people think they know all the times and dates and the seasons, it has never lead to them being taken to a place of safety. Look at Lot for example. What did the Lord Jesus say about those who he finds worthy of this and of more besides? What did King Solomon say was the whole duty of man after he worked things through?
ReplyDeleteThe mental diet that the ACOGs give to their members is very unbalanced. While I attended services, I came across many members that had grown up in the church, yet were socially backwards. Some didn't even know how to break the ice and introduce themselves. All that time and money given to the church, yet they were social dumbo's. And my first minister complained from the pulpit about members reading self help books. There needs to be instruction on practical living rather than a fixation on prophesy.
ReplyDeleteHow Christlike you are.
DeleteWho'd want to introduce themselves to such a hatefilled, critical person as you ? Maybe all the 'dumbos' as you accused them, could discern your extreme critical thinking and avoid you like the plague.
My knees will never bend to Bob, his church, or to the blasphemies he utters on a daily basis. I am thankful to this blog for keeping the spotlight on this fraud. We have single-handedly destroyed any chance for Bob gaining a large following outside of Africa, where 99% of his followers have no idea who or what he really is. I am glad you called him out as a liar, because he truly is one. The foundations of his church are built upon the lie that Gaylyn Bonjour double-blessed him for this purpose.
ReplyDeleteAnything that Bob Thiel has to say is about at funny as, and kind of smells like someone's rear end! For him to assign penalties to the act of not heeding him is nothing short of ridiculous! A schizophrenic homeless person makes much more sense than does Bob with his idiotic and condescending babbling. At least the homeless is more original!
ReplyDeleteBob has no idea how despised he was by so many in LCG. People caught on to his hypocrisy and outright lies years before he spat in Meredith's face and formed his own group. Bob thought he was Meredith's favorite "son" and that he had taken him under his wings. Meredith, as did many of the top-ranking evangelists and certain department heads, regularly laughed about Bob's demands to change church teachings. Bob never held the position he imagines he did in LCG.
ReplyDeleteLittle Booby Thiel said, "...those that do not want to hear or respond to God’s servants and prophecies".
ReplyDeleteMY COMMENT - I realize you have a very high opinion of yourself. BUT, why should anyone listen to you? You have a ZERO prophecy batting average for someone who claims to be a prophet. You've struck out so many world events since you came out of the LCG closet to proclaim yourself as a prophet including most recently last night's strike on Iran and the selection of an American pope. Basically, you're worthless as a Prophet.
Once again, my recommendation to you is to focus on developing your animated self, Cartoon Bob. You once proclaimed animation as God's open door given to the Continuing Church of God. Even there, you failed as a Prophet because you have failed to walk through that door, and we see very little Cartoon Bob animations ever since you made that bold prophecy. If you can't follow through on a prophecy YOU made involving YOUR own church, then tell us why anyone should take you seriously with anything else you say?
I already know the answer and I am no prophet. You didn't realize what a joke you are among both ACOG members and former Armstongite members. My labeling you periodically as "Cartoon Bob" and the few animations you did make solidified your legacy as the joke that you are. And now here is my first prophecy - Little Booby Thiel will not ever admit that I am right about why, so few animations have been made featuring Cartoon Bob after declaring animations were a door opened by God for the CCOG. :)
Richard