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Saturday, November 8, 2025

After Creating A New COG Entity To Collect Money, Samuel Kitchen Gets Smacked Down By His Brother For Rebellion


Timothy Kitchen has come out swinging after his brother, Samuel, established a new upstart COG group to collect the money of followers, though that number can be counted on one hand, at most two.

Timothy writes:

"God’s Government Is Not Established by Self-Appointment"
A Loving Admonition to Repent and Return to God’s Way
Dear Samuel W Kitchen,
God is not the author of confusion (1 Corinthians 14:33). He never leaves the order of His Church to human reasoning or personal zeal. When a man—however sincere—claims to “establish” or “restore” something God has already set in place through His apostle, without the laying on of hands or the authority of God’s government, he places himself outside of that government.
Christ Built His Church Through His Apostle
Jesus Christ Himself said, “I will build My Church” (Matthew 16:18). The Scriptures show that He builds and governs it through the men He chooses and ordains. “No man taketh this honor unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron” (Hebrews 5:4).
Herbert W. Armstrong was chosen and ordained by the living Christ to raise up the Philadelphia era of God’s Church. Through him, God restored all foundational truths, the proper order of Church government, and the support structure of the Work. Mr. Armstrong never claimed to have “established” the Church himself. He repeatedly emphasized that Jesus Christ is the Head, and the Work was Christ’s—not man’s.
Therefore, when someone says, “I felt moved to establish the support services of the Worldwide Church of God,” he directly contradicts the pattern Christ Himself set. The spiritual candlestick was raised up once through Christ’s chosen servant—Herbert W. Armstrong—not through unordained human initiative.

Ouch! That butthurt can be felt all the way here in Pasadena! 

A Spiritual Organism Does Not Need Human Re-Establishment
It is true that God’s Church is a spiritual organism. But that does not mean every zealous individual can start functioning as part of its administrative structure. A spiritual organism functions according to spiritual government—Christ working through rank and order (Ephesians 4:11-13).
When a man says he is “manning the support structure” or “establishing support services,” he assumes an authority that belongs only to those Christ appoints. Without the laying on of hands by one already ordained within God’s government, there is no divine commissioning. Even Jesus Christ Himself waited to be anointed and sent by the Father before beginning His ministry (Luke 4:18).
The Role of the Unordained
There is a right way for an unordained man to serve. Every member is called to support the Work—not to lead it. Romans 12:4-8 and 1 Corinthians 12 describe the many functions in the Body. Each must remain within the office or measure God assigns. To act outside that measure is rebellion against divine order.
A faithful unordained man can:
Pray for the Work.
Support it financially and physically.
Study and grow in grace and knowledge.
Prepare himself humbly, should God one day choose to use him in a greater role.
But he cannot “re-establish” or “ignite” a candlestick. That is Christ’s work alone. Revelation 2:5 shows that only Christ can remove or restore a candlestick, for He walks among them.
Why Christ’s Government Matters
When anyone bypasses that government, he repeats the sin of Korah (Numbers 16), who said, “All the congregation are holy,” and presumed to take the priesthood upon himself. God’s swift judgment proved His government was not a democracy or personal feeling—it was a divine chain of authority.
Herbert W. Armstrong repeatedly warned that government is everything. It is the very test of whom we will obey—God or ourselves. To claim a divine commission without ordination is to reject the very government Christ restored through His apostle.
An Admonition to Repent
Brother, you say, “I may be a singular man, but with brethren supporting me, I can get the job done.” Yet Christ’s Work is not a human project. It is a divine commission, carried out by His chosen and ordained servants.
Your zeal could be commendable if it were properly directed under God’s order. But as it stands, your words show self-appointment, not divine appointment. You confess you are not ordained—and that confession reveals the need for repentance, humility, and submission to God’s government.

Self-appointment, not by divine appointment, is how every single COG has been started. None of them has had a divine appointment, but rather emerged as vanity projects for self-absorbed individuals seeking to protect their status. 

Repent—not of zeal—but of presumption. Seek out Christ’s true ministers, those continuing the Work under the government Christ set through Herbert W. Armstrong. Support them, not yourself. That is how one truly supports the Worldwide Church of God as a spiritual organism.
Remember Christ’s own warning: “Every plant, which My heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up” (Matthew 15:13).
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Conclusion
The Philadelphia candlestick still burns—not because men proclaim it, but because Christ sustains it through His ordained ministry and faithful people. No man, unordained or otherwise, can “re-ignite” what Christ Himself maintains.
The call now is to humility, correction, and true service under God’s government. Only then can any man say he is truly supporting the Work Christ established—not building another.
“Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls…” — Hebrews 13:17

6 comments:

  1. Does Tim share the Aaron Dean fetish?

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    1. No. Tim has a little more sense than Samuel does. They both want to preserve HWA's works, but as to Aaron, they are different.

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  2. "God is not the author of confusion" should be enough to disqualify the entire Kitchen clan. Pay attention boys!

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  3. The Kitchen Family Machine should submit to none other than Dr Pastor Bob Thiel as he alone has proven himself without question of Having the Philadelphia Mantel by the great Dream Visions of his most Righteous Holy African clergy- he alone was blessed with a Double portion of God's Holy Spirit by the Great Gaylon Bonjour- Even though LCG never recognized him as a Prophet or having an Ordained position of any kind. The Kitchen Brothers should also realize that Bob truly has all those 10,000 African converts under his leadership, Even though he never has Pictures of all these thousands- especially at Bobs Feasts where you'd expect to see most of his congregations gathering as 99% of the African members lack basic Food items. I mean it's Africa right? Bobs Top Ministers can be trusted- why not? We can Bank our Salvation on the Prophets assured word of all these signs -Fastest growing - Mass Africa converts- Dreams and Visions -surely the Kitchens can see the signs following Dr Pastor Bob Thiel!!!!! Anyway my 2 cents. Sorry for my Unbelievable Unbelief All. I must repent for being so so wrong. Terry Nelson

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  4. Oh brother! (literally and figuratively in this case) What's that you say about a house divided against itself?

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  5. Comment was made stating: "...Self-appointment, not by divine appointment, is how every single COG has been started. None of them has had a divine appointment, but rather emerged as vanity projects for self-absorbed individuals seeking to protect their status..."

    And so true, that seems to be.

    A partial transcript of a 1999 sermon titled "God's Government Part 5" stated the following, upon reaching the reading of the last page of a fairy tale about "The Emperor's New Clothes," in particular about 2 individuals, who were representative of the hirelings/ministry who fled from the former WCG:
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    "...Then the last page of this [[story]] says. It says:
    [[As for the two strangers!]]
    The ones who got the homes and the cars! Not the cars, but the carriages in this case, and the money and all of the gold. You know; this is all of the ministry! This is all of them. They were feeding off of us! He says, boy:
    [[They were already gone! No one ever saw them again, or the gold that they had taken, or the clothes that they had pretended to weave.]]
    That was this satanic government and, boy, all of the hirelings just went. They just took off, and they tried to take the sheep with them and, in most cases, they did; they took the sheep! A lot of them just stayed home. We’re starting to get a lot of those interested people now, because they know that Global, they know that United, they know that the Living, “dead church,” and Flurry’s church and all of these others: they’re not right! The Spirit of God is not working there, and they really are just doing a dead man’s work. It was Mr. Armstrong’s work to do and they were not called to do that...."
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    Tom Kitchen wrote: "...Repent—not of zeal—but of presumption. Seek out Christ’s true ministers, those continuing the Work under the government Christ set through Herbert W. Armstrong. Support them, not yourself. That is how one truly supports the Worldwide Church of God as a spiritual organism...."

    HWA has been dead now: how long? How many years?

    Is it possible that both Tom and Sam Kitchen are striving to do a dead man's work? Time is telling.

    Tom Kitchen's Conclusion stated:

    "...The Philadelphia candlestick still burns—not because men proclaim it, but because Christ sustains it through His ordained ministry and faithful people. No man, unordained or otherwise, can “re-ignite” what Christ Himself maintains..."

    That all may be true, but who is to say that it has anything to do with any Kitchens?

    Besides, not only does that Philadelphian candlestick still burn, but so also does the Laodiceans, which had Joe Tkach, Sn as it's first, and possible last (only?), leader......and today everybody is virtually in some sort of a scattered condition. Who will change that if God willed it all to be this way? Laodiceans are part of God's Church. Time is telling.

    All of God's works are known...to God:

    "Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world." Acts 15:18; Heb 4:3

    HWA and JWT Sn. both are dead. Why not let them "sleep?"

    You know the gospel is about all families of the earth being blessed and, if true, they both will one day be resurrected...especially if God is love, and not some respecter of persons (2 Cor 5:19) and actually did accomplish something through those 2 men, in a similar way as God did through that man who was after God's own heart. Oh, but King David was not always that way, and God only held one thing again David in that matter of Urriah.

    Tim and Sam, could you just be a couple of "unordained men," ignorant (don't be offended: the word only means: unknowing), and part of 100s of counterfeit organizations associated with a bunch of hirelings who fled the former WCG?

    Is God, who has the power of resurrection, smart enough to complete all of His works (Phil 1:6; 2:13; Eph 2:10, etc.), and do it without your "help?"

    Time will tell...

    John

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