Woe unto all you wayward former sisters and brothers who now reject Herbert W. Armstrong's teachings. Because you've rejected him, you've also denounced Christ Himself and most likely have a demon perched on your shoulder, gleefully guiding you down that oh-so-scary Laodicean path.
Aaron Dean is also reminded that it has been 16 years since he committed apostasy and joined the United Church of God. But there is good news! 2026 is the year of organizational beginning—if you're a numerologist who finds magical thinking in numbers, which far too many in Armstrongism unfortunately do.
From 2010 to 2026 spans 16 years, divisible by eight.
Eight represents new organizational beginnings.
This means Aaron Dean needs to get his act together, return to the mothership, and find redemption as the modern-day Joshua (sorry, Bob Thiel—you are NOT that guy! Always the bridesmaid and never the bride).
Christ has sent a heavenly telegram, through Samuel, to Aaron:
Telegram for Mr Dean! A letter from Jesus Christ is awaiting for you!
In Christ’s name I have faithfully delivered it to you,
Samuel W Kitchen
The foundation has been laid.
The Worldwide Church of God
-Iowa-
In 1993, structural changes inside the Worldwide Church of God, caused the cessation of the Zerubbabel work. This was accomplished through the regional pastor structure being established by the office of Joseph Tkach Jr and his assistant Victor Kubik.1993 was 7 years after Mr Armstrong died.For 17 years the work of Zerubbabel was halted.In 2010, you were invited and hired by the UCG.In 2010, my family resumed the Zerubbabel work, as the Worldwide Church of God.We included Herbert W Armstrong (as he was the apostle), in the foundation of the Church.People fought us on this. You even witnessed Steve Meyers telling me Mr Armstrong wasn’t part of the foundation.These “groups” are all saying he isn’t.Some faithful, like yourself, find opposition when you mention the apostle in a favorable light.See the difference between those connected to the vine and those who are not? Those who deny Christ’s name, by rejecting the apostle, end up spiritually withered up and dry and often attached to a demon! They are a branch broke from the vine.So between 1993-2010, was preparatory for me. My father, mother, have died. My two brothers are no longer involved. I remain and still continue to INCLUDE Herbert W Armstrong as part of the foundation of the Worldwide Church of God.This is line with scripture, and evidence pointing towards the spiritual Body of Christ!So the Philadelphia Candlestick, is the Worldwide Church of God. If you don’t believe me, believe Mr Armstrong who said it first. I’m just repeating what he said.From 2010-2026, is 16 years, divisible by EIGHT.Eight represents new organizational beginnings.Joshua, is not Zerubbabel. But the foundation stone is laid before him(Zech.3:9).When Joshua stands up, as the result of the Zerubbabel work, he will stand with the first witness!Then together as TWO WITNESSES, we see Revelation 11 come into play. The beginning of the Laodicean era begins when the second witness stands up, after the stone is laid before him. The last era needs the foundation.That’s what Christ has been doing.I am not part of these groups, as directed by Christ my head. I am involved with INCLUSION OF HERBERT W ARMSTRONG.AndI find great opposition who wants to EXCLUDE HIM.But not you. You have a different spirit, O Caleb. That’s why I was drawn to you.These “groups” are not the true Church of God, as you have said to me in times past. But being invited to the UCG group you were sort of “drafted”.Mr Armstrong said GTA started a “group” not a Church of God.Although GTA got “church status” by registering with the State!This is an example that all groups have followed. They are just “groups”, and not the true Church of God.They only have “church status” by registering with Babylon and gaining “daughtership”.But the groups are filled with those from the Body of Christ.And by INCLUDING Herbert W Armstrong in the foundation, it does EXCLUDE these “groups”, who say they are Jews but do lie.Who say they are the church of God but really are just “groups”.And those who look back to Christ, back to His apostle, reconnect with the VINE! And so the golden oil flows into those of the Philadelphia candlestick!These groups are sapping the golden oil, like the foolish virgins, and because they are getting further and further away from the Worldwide Church of God.As they get closer to what was taught through the apostle, they are being filled with the Holy Spirit of God!As they get further away, they wither and dry up and so they request assistance from those of the Body of Christ who have the oil, because they want to enter the Kingdom “their own way”.But Matthew 25 shows, in the Laodicean era, the wise and foolish are cut off from the supply of golden oil. It doesn’t depict a continuous flow of golden oil. The wise have a certain amount, and the foolish have none.This is obviously the remnant of Revelation 12:17.In Revelation 3, “the church of the Laodiceans” is a GROUP who was called to be members of the Worldwide Church of God(Philadelphia).They separated from Christ, so Christ warns them to return.Isaiah 30:15-18 reads: “For thus saith the Lord God, the Holy One of Israel; In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in quietness and in confidence shall be your strength: and ye would not.“But ye said, No; for we will flee upon horses; therefore shall ye flee: and, We will ride upon the swift; therefore shall they that pursue you be swift.“One thousand shall flee at the rebuke of one; at the rebuke of five shall ye flee: till ye be left as a beacon upon the top of a mountain, and as an ensign on an hill.“And therefore will the Lord wait, that he may be gracious unto you, and therefore will he be exalted, that he may have mercy upon you: for the Lord is a God of judgment: blessed are all they that wait for him.”Daniel 12:12 reads, “Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.”The blessing on Philadelphia is to be spared(Mal.317) from the Time of Jacob’s Trouble, the Great Tribulation, in Revelation 3:10, Revelation 12:14-17. TO BE SAVED as Isaiah 30 shows.The Lord will wait the Tribulation out, and will be GRACIOUS unto those of the Laodicean era!Zerubbabel shall cry GRACE GRACE…And therefore HE Christ, the cornerstone, shall be exalted.That’s what Christ is doing Mr Dean, through me. My fruits can be examined.And he is laying the foundation before you, preparing things for your job, so that together the Church may be prepared and made ready with final training.Even your experience as College Dean, will not be thrown away.Am I a false witness? Is Christ lying in the Word of God? Or am I telling you the truth? Christ is the faithful witness.Mr Armstrong told you the church would come out of groups and go into a place of safety. You said that before in sermons.It’s time, and it’s not something I started and chose. I was drafted.Oh look, here’s your draft card too.Telegram for Mr Dean! A letter from Jesus Christ is awaiting for you!In Christ’s name I have faithfully delivered it to you,Samuel W KitchenThe foundation has been laid.The Worldwide Church of God-Iowa-
Where do we even start.....
First off, Aaron Dean didn't "commit apostasy and join UCG" in 2010—that's creative fiction. He was around when UCG formed in the mid-90s (he didn't jump in right at the 1995 start because he was helping at the college, but he's been solidly with them for decades, giving sermons, serving on councils, and reminiscing fondly about HWA without ever claiming some secret "pure WCG" throne). The 2010 thing? Probably mixing up the big UCG split that birthed COGwa or something else entirely. Facts are hard when you're on a solo martyr mission, I guess.
As for that "only one left on the Advisory Council from '81–'86" bit floating around in certain Facebook groups and blogs? Sure, some folks (the 5 or 6 Samuel Kitchen enthusiasts) love to spin that Aaron secretly holds the keys to the real WCG like he's the last Jedi. Meanwhile, in actual reality, Aaron's been happily preaching in UCG, calling it home, and not exactly packing his bags to "restore" anything. He's not answering those endless "repent and return" DMs because... he's not interested. Shocking, I know.
And the numerology? 16 years = 2 × 8 = new beginnings? If we're playing Bible math, plenty of groups have claimed prophetic timelines based on sevens, eights, forties, whatever fits the spreadsheet. It hasn't worked out for any of them yet, but hey, 2026 is here and... crickets from the mothership reunion tour. Maybe the telegram got lost in spam.
If being the lone voice crying in the wilderness makes you feel special, go ahead. But declaring everyone else demon-possessed Laodiceans while your "pure" church consists of... you and 5 or 6 other people? That's not restoration; that's a very small Zoom call.
Aaron's probably busy giving another history-of-the-work sermon somewhere in UCG land, completely unaware (or politely ignoring) that he's supposed to drop everything and crown you the new Joshua 2.0. Perhaps take the hint: the "heavenly telegram" might just be wishful thinking.
Carry on with the quest, champ. The rest of us will be over here in the real world, where churches splinter, people disagree, and nobody's got a monopoly on being sin-free.
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