Crackpot Bob has been blasting away on his teensy-weensy little horn these past few days, smugly crowing about how splendidly some Malawians are "cementing" their way back into the one true church (his, naturally, because why would there be any other?). The latest prodigal star in this revolving-door drama? None other than Louis Wahela. This poor fellow has bounced in and out of Crackpot Bob's exclusive little club so many times that even Bob himself probably needs a scorecard to keep track.
First booted out in 2022 for whatever unforgivable sin du jour, graciously welcomed back in 2024 like a long-lost sheep, only to wander off again shortly thereafter. And now, in 2026, he's back on his knees, groveling for forgiveness from the Almighty Crackpot Bob and begging for a fresh dose of that legendary divine mercy. Truly inspiring stuff—nothing says "stable spiritual leadership" like an endless game of ecclesiastical musical chairs. What should we expect? The African COG leaders have church-hopped for decades from SDA to various COG groups. Back and forth they go as long as their honey pot is full.
Pastor Dr Bob
How are you doing in America I would like to report that we met with pastor Evans in Migowi to tell him our great desire to come back to our mother ccog who made us to know the truth. The meeting was very successful in the way that pastor Evans has welcome me back together with Machemba and Priscilla . We met at Rufaro hotel I have suggested to come back to my former because of the behavior of the leadership as I told you later. And the decision has been made by myself not Evans has told me to do so. Am writing this letter for you to know what is on the ground . Pastor take us as prodigal son to have realized his mistake We discussed much and all is fine we greatly need your prayers and support We are thankful for accepting us to be in church evo
May God reachly bless you
Louis Wahela
After the meeting we prayed together
And just to complete the hilarious cycle, let's rewind the tape: back in 2022, Crackpot Bob was positively gloating online about Wahela "returning" to the holy fold (how triumphant!). Then, poof—by 2023, Wahela had slipped away again to greener (or at least different) pastures. 2024 rolls around, and Bob flings the doors wide open once more in another grand welcome-back spectacle. But alas, fidelity is fleeting; Wahela exits stage left yet again. Now here we are in 2026, and Bob is rolling out the red carpet for the third (or is it fourth?) triumphant homecoming.
One has to admire the sheer commitment to appearances.
Crackpot Bob is so laser-focused on puffing up those membership numbers and keeping the Caucasian tithe-payers back home feeling like their dollars are funding a thriving, unstoppable global work (rather than, say, a perpetual African yo-yo act) that he'll apparently forgive, forget, re-forgive, and re-welcome anyone who can string together a sufficiently penitent email. Numbers over integrity, optics over consistency—truly the mark of a serious end-time prophet.
What a trainwreck masterpiece.
Keep those revolving doors greased, Bob; the show must go on!
"Another leader in Malawi has returned"Back in 2022, there were issues with Malawi deacon Louis Wahela, so we put him out of the CCOG. In 2023, he was recruited in the Sunuzi area by a ‘Hope of Israel’ representative. He has since repented, turned down a financial offer from Hope, and asked to come back to the Continuing Church of God. His stated reasons earlier this month included Hope not truly preaching the gospel, Hope having a negative and wrong focus, and that one of its leaders continued to display what could be called inappropriate behavior against the truth.Louis Wahela and his related congregations came back with us a week or two ago, and he sent the following email yesterday:From: Louis Wahela <louiswahela@gmail.com>Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2024, 12:15Subject: I have decided to go back to ccogTo: <cogwriter@aol.com>Greetings pastor Bob, how are you doing today. I am totally fine and goodI write this letter to tell you that am no longer a pastor of hope of Israel church of God because I have seen that Terry and Alexander are not preaching the gospel but they are discussing how to break continuing church of God and use money to arrest mulozowa without proper reasonWhen he came to Malawi the meeting we had was about radson not spiritual and I told radson all that were discussed in the meetingHe further shouted at Priscilla for allowing his children to attend the youth camp meeting but in answer Priscilla told Terry that the children are worshipping with their fatherTerry has been telling us to witness in court so that mulozowa can be arrested and give way for the church to progressSince I refused to say that together with Priscilla he decided to take the motorcycle from me and they are planning to take back phone he bought for Priscilla and chiphangwi.The truth is mulozowa did not sell the Bible’s but Terry told us to witness about that so that after everything a reward will be paid …Thanks for welcoming me into the gospel remember that radson is very innocent but the only problem is hope of Israel is afraid of himI have done several meetings with radson and have explained many things to him and I believe he will tell you muchI have talked with pastor Evans on video call and he totally encouraged meNow that for me to know the gospel it’s because of radson not fosterFor example foster is a Sunday keeper, how can that one lead the work of GodYours faithfullyLouis Wahela
Note: The above are his comments with his opinions on matters that affected him and others in Malawi. Basically, he has confirmed a lot of what I have believed and have been reporting here on several of those topics. Foster, despite not keeping the bibical Sabbath, has been an advisor to Hope of Israel for some time now.
Louis Wahela, Radson Mulozowa, Luka Likhuva
Standing in front of the $3,000 car, Crackpot Bob bought for Radson.
Radson had lost a lot of weight, as he has HiV/ tuberculosis, it almost killed him.
He went to the Witchdoctors to get healed, according to Louis Wahela and other sources.
Like I've been saying, Bob sadly can't discern anything, he fires these guys and welcomes them back serially- so in all reality Evans and Radson have a free for all . Perpetual forgiveness as long as Bob thinks they can deliver numbers
ReplyDeleteTerry, as crazy as Bob is, you come across even crazier. You’re obsessed. Get a life. And learn how to punctuate, you write like you have a 3rd grade education.
DeleteIt is well known that Bob's reputation in Africa is not good at all. His leaders here are always whipping their followers into a frenzy with all this 'prophet' stuff, but the ordinary members still see him as some kind of strange white American. Terry is not wrong when he talks about the problems Bob is causing in Africa. He has seen everything with his own eyes, just like we have. Bob himself doesn't even know what is really happening in his groups here in Africa.
DeleteIt's called forgiveness. It's New Testament Biblical. Jesus taught it. Why are you mocking a minister practicing it?
ReplyDeleteI'm not mocking the forgiveness part, but when your a Deacon or Elder you can't expect to have your potion restored over and over again when your not really repenting- there only doing it for money when Evans shows up. Let them be just regular members that's what Bob should do. Radson and Evans wouldn't be taking pictures with them- there just doing it to make Bob believe he has a church- these guys are opportunists nothing more
Deleteyou can't expect to have your potion restored over and over again
DeleteBut isn't that exactly what the witch doctors are doing with Bob's soul in that buried bottle?
Yes very true, here in migowi I can see at Radsons and Sostens they have charms all around their properties, they're neighbors, reports of them performing rituals with blood sacrifice and part of that sacrifice is soul bottles, traps ones mind in the bottle, would explain pastor Dr Bob's confusion
DeleteIt is very common for Africans to belong to multiple religions which is why they have no problem going to a church and going to witch doctors.
ReplyDeleteBob should stick to prophecy. He articles on prophecy are more biblical than most of the stuff that supposedly comes from the bible.
ReplyDeleteBob is a False Prophet, leading some away from the truth.
Delete"Some?" Try ALL. Every single person he comes into contact with is deceived and directed away from Christ and his salvational work. No one needs the endless brain dumps of useless material he posts day after day.
DeleteAll that Bob needs now is a religious dunce cap like a turban to cap it all off.
ReplyDeleteForgiveness? That is one reason I am not a Christian. In this world, the wicked are often forgiven while their victims are cast aside and treated like crap. I am fed up with it.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that! You have taken yourself out of the forgiveness equation. Forgiving others benefits you just much as it does the ones you are forgiving. It removes the weight of a big negative. I 've even forgiven Herbert W. Armstrong!
ReplyDeleteThat is the nicest car in the country.
ReplyDeleteHating scum does not make me feel bad. It makes me feel good. I have no need to forgive scum who do not deserve it. And God does not forgive people who are too dead to repent. They had their chance when they were alive.
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