Everyone Is Wrong Except Me

 

Here are the words to the above screenshot (on his original site)

The Archives

THE WORLDWIDE CHURCH OF GOD- OWNERS IN PERSPECTIVE

NOTE

The above collections, maintained by various people, contain materials, publications, videos, audio, and other productions belonging to the Worldwide Church of God. We consider them like museums, and as curators who have found interest in what this Church has produced since 1934. The Worldwide Church of God reserves all rights to its property. 

We advise CAUTION while viewing their collections, because the curator's views and beliefs are not exactly the same as the Worldwide Church of God. They are NOT owners of the materials, literature, publications and various productions of the Worldwide Church of God. 

Though we share commonality, with interest and passion for the preservation of the things belonging to the Worldwide Church of God, we do not endorse these other groups although they build their collections of this protected work.

To view their collections, click the pictures. 

In Jesus Christ's name, 

Samuel W Kitchen

Worldwide Church of God

Samuel W. Kitchen has just posted an oh-so-gracious disclaimer about other "other" COG sites that are repositories for WCG/HWA literature, books, films, etc. Of course, since this is the Church of God and Samuel is the new Bob Thiel of the church, everyone else is WRONG except for him. Talk about a broken record! Been there, done that about 700 times now.

On his own website, if you dare to click those little images he links to, you'll be magically whisked away to other Church of God-related archives—sites that have been faithfully preserving Worldwide Church of God literature, films, books, sermons, and broadcasts for decades longer than Samuel and his brother Tim ever dreamed of launching their own knockoff versions. These folks were digitizing and safeguarding HWA's materials while young Sammy was probably still in diapers. Yet, somehow they managed without "stealing" anything—unlike certain self-appointed curators who cribbed content from the very WCG and those established four sites to slap together their own "superior" archive.

In a breathtaking display of narcissistic, self-righteous arrogance, Samuel Kitchen solemnly warns us to view these other collections with caution—because, gasp, their views and beliefs aren't exactly aligned with the one true Worldwide Church of God. You know, the one he conveniently "represents" by slapping the name on his personal project, despite having absolutely zero legal, historical, or divine claim to it. The original WCG trademark and rights? Long since transitioned elsewhere, but details, schmetails—Samuel's got the spiritual high ground, apparently.

There's nothing remotely God-ordained about this plagiarism-fueled operation that Samuel and Timothy Kitchen run where they are lifting materials, rebranding the church name as his own private preserve, and then passing the collection plate to gullible "dumb sheep" who might mistake his YouTube sermons and AI-generated hymns for divine restoration. Tithes and offerings to fund... what, exactly? A pipe dream of buying back the Ambassador Auditorium? Please.

It's a guaranteed fact that Samuel will never raise enough money to purchase that Pasadena gem. He's already out there fraudulently presenting himself as a "representative" of the Worldwide Church of God to Harvest Rock Church and the realtors handling the sale—complete with earnest emails and phone numbers—as if a guy in Keosauqua, Iowa, running a shoestring website qualifies as the legitimate successor. News flash: he doesn't represent the Worldwide Church of God any more than Bob Thiel, Dave Pack, or Gerald Flurry do. At least those other gentlemen had the minimal decency to invent their own goofy church names instead of outright swiping the original and pretending it's theirs by divine fiat. How original. How humble.

In the end, Samuel's and Timothy's little crusade is less "preserving the truth" and more a masterclass in Armstrongist irony: the man who cautions against "counterfeits" while running his own unlicensed replica, who warns of doctrinal deviation while deviating into self-promotion and fantasy real-estate schemes. If this is God's chosen remnant in 2026, heaven help us all—because the only thing being recaptured here is yesterday's drama, repackaged with extra sanctimony and zero self-awareness.