Wade Cox: Mohammad himself presided over the Council of the Church of God in Mecca.

 

The convoluted world of Wade Cox continues its glorious downward spiral, plunging ever deeper into the cesspool of official Church of God stupidity!

Did you know that when Satan supposedly destroyed the true church centuries ago, God heroically sent it into exile in Mecca — where it was viciously persecuted by those pesky Jews and Baal worshippers? Oh yes, those dastardly Jews completely destroyed the pure, harmonious understanding between the Church, the Scriptures, and the Koran!

Apparently, the Prophet Mohammad himself presided over a Council of the Church of God right there in Mecca. He was a good Biblical Unitarian, you see, and was divinely inspired to dictate the Koran as the church’s official handbook.

The full reality, according to Cox’s fevered imagination, is even more epic: God sent His prophets, then the Messiah, then the elders and prophets of the Church. Satan destroyed it all using Baal worshippers. Then, when the church was relocated to the Arabs, Satan once again used Jews and idolaters to wreck their understanding. The same Baal worshippers destroyed the beautiful relationship between the church, the Scriptures, and the Koran.

Most people don’t realize that Mohammad was actually leading a Council of the Church of God — a perfectly Biblical Unitarian structure, just like the Koran itself. The poor Church at Mecca was so persecuted by Baal worshippers that they had to flee to the sister Sabbatarian Unitarian Churches in Abyssinia in 613 CE during the First Hijrah (see Cox’s groundbreaking absurdity Commentary on the Koran: Surah 19 Maryam).

Because the rest of the Church of God has stubbornly refused to follow Wade Cox’s mindless rantings, they have all been declared utterly unfit for the Kingdom of God. As usual, the only true followers in these end times are the lucky few inside Cox’s little cult. All other Armstrongites have been officially pronounced dead and spewed out of the mouth of Cox’s god like so much lukewarm vomit.

But don’t worry — God is not losing the battle! He wisely chose from the foundation of the world those special souls who could survive without falling into “erroneous doctrines” or the lusts of the flesh. Everyone else? Simply not fit for the Kingdom. Even the two major sectors of the Churches of God in the last days have been judged, found wanting, declared spiritually dead, and spectacularly spewed out.

If you want any hope of being saved and making it into the Kingdom in the First Resurrection, there’s only one narrow path: You must become a groveling follower of Wade Cox. You must repent and be baptized by Wade Cox himself or one of his hand-picked “authorized Sabbath-keeping ministers” into his exclusive little club.

The only true church today is a Unitarian Sabbatarian Church of God that keeps both the Old Testament and believes in the Koran. Oh — and those Unitarian Sabbatarian Mohammedans had better make damn sure they don’t follow the Hillel calendar of the Jews. It was those wicked Hillel followers who made it impossible for Islam (the true Church of God of the Middle East) to be saved!

To qualify for the First Resurrection, you must repent and be baptized as a repentant adult by an authorized minister of the one true Sabbatarian faith. The church must be a Unitarian Sabbatarian Church of God that strictly follows God’s Calendar (No. 156) — without any of those nasty Jewish postponements, according to the Temple System.

The evil Hillel Calendar of modern Judaism shamelessly postpones Holy Days based on filthy Oral Traditions from the Egyptians and Babylonian intercalations. The idolaters of Mecca simply threw out the intercalations entirely, turned the Juma’ah preparation period into a lazy Friday afternoon prayer service, ditched God’s Sabbaths, went to work like pagans, and thereby doomed Islam as the Church of God in the Middle East.

Meanwhile, the pseudo-Christian Sun and Mystery cults had the nerve to switch the Sabbath to Sunday and murdered anyone who refused to join their pagan party (see Cox’s absurd paper The Jumaah: Preparing for the Sabbath).

Why is the Church of God forever infested with so many brain-dead fools who feel compelled to reinvent history to prop up their own twisted, perverted understanding?

The truly pathetic part is that there are, somewhere out there, people who are actually stupid enough to follow these delusional morons.