Remember, not long ago, in the ever-changing face of the Church of God, how Aaron Dean was the most important man alive, a holdover from the one true Council of Elders? The man who was destined to return to the one true Worldwide Church of God and restore the faith once delivered. The man who would stand on the newly purchased Ambassador Auditorium stage and preach the final word of warning to the world before the terrible end times hit. The man who had literally touched and been in the presence of God's most holy and important Apostle in human history.
We were endlessly bewitched by the incessant begging for Aaron to return to the truth once delivered and abandon the heretical apostate United Church of God, that rebellious upstart not worthy of such a great man.
Yet, here we are today, a few hours away from the Last Great Day that symbolizes the Great White Throne Judgment. A judgment that Aaron will now have to face because he remained in the apostate UCG and refused to join up with Sammy.
Aaron's apostasy no longer matters since God has now officially appointed Sam Kitchen as God's last remaining mouthpiece to bring the huddled masses back to the church and take all of their money (currently two women in Canada), restore the truth once delivered, and lead the chosen people into Petra while he hops over to Jerusalem to be one of the Two Witless Witnesses.
Isn't Armstrongism grand!!!!!!!!
Hey guys! I do not know Aaron, but I'm sure he really appreciates this! (sarcasm implied). I mean he was probably finally enjoying a little peace and quiet (if indeed there is such a thing for an Armstrongite) and somebody has to go and initiate the second resurrection of Sam's fable! I didn't miss the irony of the timing with the Last Great Day!
ReplyDeleteRemember, being an Armstrongite and being an innocent victim are not mutual exclusives!
A public service announcement from yer Bud,
BB
It was prophesied in the bible that in the end times the world would be full of deluded idiots. But then again, anybody could have made the same prophecy for any period in history.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Sam Kitchen???? My family dates back to about 1963 in WCG and I never heard of him. (Just like I never heard of Gerald Flurry and David Pack, by the way.)
ReplyDeleteI was at the original SEP in the '60s in Tejas. There was a young Kitchen kid present, and Gerald Flurry's younger brother Don was one of my booth mates. Later, at AC 'dena, Dave Pack was present along with one of his cousins. The cousin was actually pretty cool. It's a long convoluted story, kind of our version of Hitler Youth, if you are familiar with WWII folklore. This cultic experience has some pretty deep roots! It's been kind of like trying to get Jerusalem artichokes out of your garden! They just keep on popping back up no matter how hard you try to get rid of them!
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DeleteAnonymous on Sunday, October 4, 2026 at 9:59:01 AM PDT said ... “Who the hell is Sam Kitchen???? My family dates back to about 1963 in WCG and I never heard of him. (Just like I never heard of Gerald Flurry and David Pack, by the way.)”
If you never heard of either Gerald Flurry or David Pack, just consider yourself to be very, very, very lucky. Let it rest. Do not put yourself at risk by asking who these two extremely deceitful and vicious false prophets are.
Probably thousands of people wish they had never heard of these two swindling con-artists.