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Friday, November 25, 2011

The Power of Poor Little Piggie





Poor little Piggie gets no respect! 

Poor little Piggie gets blamed for all kinds of things in the eyes of true believers.

Piggie is supposed to be in gelatin. 

Piggie has been accused of being in lipstick.

Poor little Piggie has been used to save lives in operations except in the eyes of true believers who would refuse his help. 

Piggie gets blamed for contaminating food that has been cooked on grills while true believers are dining at the Feast. 

Poor little Piggie gets blamed for being used in shoes and belts. 

Now poor little Piggie gets blamed for being used in cereal.  What's a poor Piggie to do?

If I remember correctly, the sugar on frosted cereal is held onto the cereal by a coating of pig material. Is this correct?  We use only unbleached natural sugar in our food!!


Poor little Piggie seems to occupy the minds of true believers more than Jesus does. 

Poor little Piggie obviously has the power to  prevent them from helping the poor and disenfranchised. 

Poor little Piggie stops them from clothing the homeless and taking care of the sick. 

Poor little Piggie seems to be far more important than Jesus because Piggie seems to occupy their minds more. 

They talk about Piggie all the time but ignore Piggies Master. 

Poor little Piggie seems to be mighty powerful!
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5 comments:

  1. RichardFriday, November 25, 2011 at 2:16:00 PM PST

    Let's settle this one right now:

    http://www2.kelloggs.com/ProductDetail.aspx?id=450

    Short answer: no - at least not for Tony Tiger.

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  2. DennisCDiehlSaturday, November 26, 2011 at 5:52:00 AM PST

    "Poor little Piggie" seems to occupy the minds of true believers more than Jesus does."

    One of the most accurate theological observations ever made in the history of the COGs.

    One can also substitute:

    "The Old Testament" for piggy.

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  3. AnonymousSunday, November 27, 2011 at 5:22:00 AM PST

    Aha! Now I understand the real hidden reason why Dr. Thiel doesn't want us watching U.S. football.

    It's known as PIG-skin!!!!

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  4. NO2HWASunday, November 27, 2011 at 5:08:00 PM PST

    Now Richard! One of the other readers disputes your information. I would hate to be shopping with this woman! She responded to the original question:

    "Most frosted cereals have gelatin made from pork. That is also found in the iced pop-tarts, some yogurt, sour cream, and dips. Anymore we spend as much time reading at the grocery store, as buying!"

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  5. AnonymousMonday, November 28, 2011 at 12:54:00 PM PST

    So, are iced Pop-Tarts an attack by Satan upon the TRUTH that Mr. Armstrong taught for the first time in over 1,900 years??

    -Norm

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