Some that come to mind:
The Holy Child of God
The Chosen One
Damn! You Are Good!
Dave, I hardly knew ya.
From comments below:
My Father gave me this for Christmas. My very own picture of the Messiah, Joshua Son of Nut
From comments below:
My Father gave me this for Christmas. My very own picture of the Messiah, Joshua Son of Nut
But DAD! It's a velvet painting of the Messiah!!! Can I keep it?
Um, did Dumbo loose his ears or something?
Dad says I look like a dirty, smelly, effeminate hippie, but that if I clean up I can look like this guy and really make Him happy!
...and I want a new bike and a sled and a new headquarters...
So sad I have to throw him into the Lake of Fire and forget about him.
The picture will have to burned up too.
I look more like this than an apostle does like that
Jesus Christ to photo of Dave Pack, "Who's this dick head?"
Um, did Dumbo loose his ears or something?
Dad says I look like a dirty, smelly, effeminate hippie, but that if I clean up I can look like this guy and really make Him happy!
...and I want a new bike and a sled and a new headquarters...
So sad I have to throw him into the Lake of Fire and forget about him.
The picture will have to burned up too.
I look more like this than an apostle does like that
Jesus Christ to photo of Dave Pack, "Who's this dick head?"
"My Father gave me this for Christmas. My very own picture of the Messiah, Joshua Son of Nut"
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But DAD! It's a velvet painting of the Messiah!!! Can I keep it?
ReplyDeleteUm, did Dumbo loose his ears or something?
ReplyDelete"Dad says I look like a dirty, smelly, effeminate hippie, but that if I clean up I can look like this guy and really make Him happy!"
ReplyDeleteToo funny !
ReplyDelete"...and I want a new bike and a sled and a new headquarters..."
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So sad I have to throw him into the Lake of Fire and forget about him.
ReplyDeleteThe picture will have to burned up too.
"I look more like this than an apostle does like that."
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ to photo of Dave Pack, "Who's this dick head?"
ReplyDeleteRichard
You Never Go Full Retard
ReplyDeleteJesus says-
ReplyDelete"I like an ACOG leader picture when it's only of ONE scumbag. When I looked at the UCG's leader pictures there were pictures of a WHOLE BUNCH of scumbags, so I dropped them into a smelly garbage can."
"So, this is the source of the B.S.!"
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Velvet Anti-Me!
ReplyDeleteJoshua son of Tosh 666.000
another seekeroftruth