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Friday, June 21, 2013

Dave Pack Warns: I Will Be Getting Serious Next Week!




After promising for weeks on end that he would deliver a startling announcement today about the future of the Churches of God, Dave spent the entire post hyperventilating and bloviating about how fantastic his church is and how important it is to impress the world..

Keep reading every Friday announcement! There will not be many more. I repeat: Next week, they will grow more serious.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 6:36:00 PM PDT

    Aaww! The suspense is killing me. (yawn)
    Any side-bets going on about this?

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  2. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 6:50:00 PM PDT

    David Pack, two weeks ago:

    "In two weeks—after one more important set up announcement—I will announce the year and very day that this reunification will happen."

    Two weeks later:

    Where's that announcement?????

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  3. Head UsherFriday, June 21, 2013 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

    Dave depends on short attention spans.

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  4. Byker BobSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 12:51:00 AM PDT

    Uh, Dave, use your spell check. The word is delirious.

    BB

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  5. UnknownSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 7:26:00 AM PDT

    Who is stupid enough to follow this asshole? As a matter of fact, who is stupid enough to follow any of the COG asshole "ministers"? What happened to "Once bitten, shame on them, twice bitten, shame on me"?

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 9:27:00 AM PDT

    Dave had better get serious, as a Supermoon rises over Ohio this twilight, he has but seven fortnights remaining to name the two end-time prophets of God.

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  7. DennisCDiehlSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 2:53:00 PM PDT

    "I'll be getting serious next week."

    Great! It's been a bunch of Monkey Shines and giggles for the last two months! Can't wait!

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