Poor non-ordained Bob, try as he might, he just CANNOT make the impact that he thinks he is making. Like Pack, Thiel thinks he is reaching more people than any other COG in human history has ever done. Like Dave Pack, he also is an abysmal failure.
Bob, like most of us, has been saying that there will be no large influx of COG members from the top three COG's into Dave's personality cult.
Bob also for some illogical reason seems to think he is one of the three COG leaders Dave clams will die by August 31. All I can say to that is, dream on little guy, you are nothing but a pimple on Dave's plans.
Bob wrote an article some time back, Why Not The Restored Church of God in which he hoped to stop large numbers of COG members from jumping ship into RCG. Bob was trying to influence people into coming into his improperly named Continuing Church of God. Apparently no one is reading Bob's article and Bob is sorely disappointed.
Since my article Why Not the Restored Church of God? shows up on the first page when people do a Google search of the improperly named Restored Church of God, it would seem that there would be a massive increase in views if indeed, massive numbers were going over to RCG. But alas, that is not the case.
Alas, Bob, the truth is that you are but an Armstrongist pimple.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you need a double dose of a good anti-blemish product.
There's some supermodels on TV that might be able to help you out with that.
And while you're at checking out the infomercials, keep in mind that the WORX blower might be able to blow your bookshelf straight again (and even blow away sources of strange background noises in your videos.)
Tooling down the highway this morning I was flagged by a cop on a bicycle and I laughed and laughed and laughed.
ReplyDeleteThat's how much attention he deserves...Bob, not the cop. He probably is disappointed...the cop, not Bob. Sometimes, authority on a bicycle just doesn't cut it...
For Thiel to even consider that he is one of the 3 leaders who will die in Pack's prophesy is ridiculous beyond words. Granted he has "exposed" him over the years, but Pack is about numbers and he is "gunning" for the BIG ones!
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Shoot. We're reaching lots of people right here! Maybe more than they are. Should we be worried about sudden fires?
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And just a week to go before the leaders die, the members flock to Davey and the Glorious Work begins... again....
ReplyDeleteThiel is a fart in a hurricane, but they're all pretty much just that. It's laughable to hear their bombast about the great work they're doing.
ReplyDeleteYears ago, we were all so sure HWA was famous and we were rocking the world. When I mention either him or the WCG to people today, even those about my age, I'm greeted with a puzzled look. Unless someone they were close to was involved, they haven't a clue. That's even more true with these litle offshoots.
How frustrating it must be to think of yourself and HWA's successor, only to be ignored by the other splinters and especially by the world at large.