Superfantabulous Dave Pack has announced that if all of the RCG members "stay on fire" by being filled with Dave's messages, they will glow radioactively when his fake "jesus" returns.
Here’s why. If you can stay on fire for the Work before he gets here—avoid getting drunk, or unaware, or sleepy, before he gets here—after he gets here, you’ll glow radioactive, you’ll be so on fire. The test is whether you can stay awake before he gets here; whether you can be accounted worthy during the easy times, like right now. Once they show up, everybody is going to sit bolt upright, come forward on their seat, eyes bugging—all of us. The whole world will, but before he comes, particularly if we are warning about him, it’s going to be tough. The first thing I wanted to say here, is just believe Christ. Apart from Him saying, “Fear not,” believe Him when He says your goal is to be deemed worthy to escape before anything here happens.
Guess we should call Dave ..."The Spiritual Microwave"!
ReplyDeleteIt amazes me that this guy Pack has a group of people who buy this crap. They are chosen for sure, chosen because they are dumb enough to keep coming back and giving him money. The vanity of the RCG congregation to think that the whole world is outside and only they are "the elect" shows what mental midgets all of them are. Pathetic and disgusting.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDave encourages: "Here’s why. If you can stay on fire you...you’ll glow radioactive... you’ll be so on fire."
ReplyDeleteSounds like the fate of the wicked to me. :)
I wouldn't mind out of morbid curiosity, attending one of Daves services in order to feel out the members. What are they like? What are their levels of education and maturity? I suspect they are the most backward of the former WCG.
ReplyDeleteThe congregations will continue to decay as members split.
ReplyDeleteWho knows? If the New World Order were ever to start filling the FEMA camps with political prisoners, they may end up giving Dave a sex change operation. That'd fix his little wagon for him!
ReplyDeleteBB
I think Bob Thiel is the one looking to get his "wagon fixed." He is pretty much already there.
ReplyDeleteLet's all sing, " Glow little glowworm!"
ReplyDeleteCool! --- If I join Pack's Cult, can I just plug myself into the cigarette outlet on my car and not have to buy gas any more??
ReplyDeleteSounds like a new COG booklet coming out..Just what do you mean are you radioactive?
ReplyDeleteHah! An easy play on words would conjure up a descriptive for early members of Herbert W. Armstrong's church, the Radio Church of God. Back in the 1950s and '60s, the harvest was ripe with many who could then be described as being "radioactive". Come to think of it, my parental units were that kind of radioactive. But, they didn't glow!
ReplyDeleteRadioactive is also a song by imagine dragons. Here's some of the lyrics, I'm waking up to Ash and dust, something about breathing chemicals and then finally the apocalypse. Whoa
ReplyDelete