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Thursday, May 24, 2018

How Turkey Bacon Was Created


11 comments:

  1. Thanks for the inside information.

    I usually get the "hallal turkey bacon".

    It's a "cut throat" competition for usp's out there in "religion land."

    nck

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  2. I usually get Sam’s Club turkey bacon..... Yummmmm so good
    Jim-AZ

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  3. My COG parents literally believe this is why there are dinosaurs like tyrannosaur.

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    1. I heard that one too. SAY-TAN AN HIS DEEEEEEEMONS.

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  4. Percy, are you saying that your parents eat tyrannosaur bacon?

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  5. When I was overseas I occasionally bought "Beef Ham" - it was simply sliced beef, and "ham" either referred to the method of processing or was a poor English translation.
    At an FOT a friend told me his (ex-WCG) wife gave him some meat that tasted like bacon, and he said he was fuming - until she told him it was beef cured to taste like bacon...

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  6. Turkey bacon tastes like smoke, and sadness.

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  7. The award winning AC Bricketwood "Radio Club" were named "The Kosher Hams."

    Nck

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  8. If Satan was allowed to create only one thing, and that thing was turkey bacon, where did light beer come from?

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    1. Well, I don’t know about diet beer, but I don’t like bacon. Something about boiling, splattering grease and the stench of the stuff cooking acts as a natural emetic.

      BB

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  9. Retired Prof

    The inside scoop is this!

    Light beer was failing in home markets and received flack at introduction.

    Then the first Gulf War had many coalition troops on muslim territory and US ground troops in Saudi Arabia. This huge new market who could not he supplied by alcohol.

    Rhos huge new market saved the day and increased salesnumbers.

    So light beer's success is a product of war on foreign soil. Thats how Satan got involved as a counterfeit to fun. :-)

    Nck

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